Real monkey patching

bug.php

<style>input, pre { margin: 20px 50px; }</style>

<form action="/" method="POST">
    <input type="text" name="some.any.ololo..." />
    <input type="submit" />
</form>

<pre><?php var_dump($_POST); ?></pre>

bugfix.php

<?php
// ================ NOTE ==============
//  Literally Monkey Patching (LMP)
//
//  PHP Feature: http://php.net/manual/en/language.variables.external.php
//    > Dots and spaces in variable names are converted to underscores.
// 
//  All dots must be replace to monkey: 🐵 (U+1F435)
//  All whitespaces must be replace to banana: 🍌  (U+1F34C)
// ================ NOTE ==============
$path = str_replace(['🐵', '🍌'], ['.', ' '], $path);

<style>input, pre { margin: 20px 50px; }</style>
`

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<pre><?php var_dump($_POST); ?></pre>

Или я чего-то не понимаю?