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Created February 29, 2020 01:44
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LEGAL DISCLAIMER
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. Slippery when wet.
For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Warranty void if serviced by non-authorized personnel. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. List was current at time of printing. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform.
At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Don't try this in your living room; these are trained professionals. Mental penalty for pornographic use. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win (virtually or otherwise). No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary, but registration is strongly encouraged. May be hazardous to health if consumed in excessive quantities. Not responsible for typograhical errors. No returns even if defective. Don't even think about parking here. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans and handicapped persons. Booths for two or more. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children under the age of 2. Under penalty of law, this tag may not to be removed except by consumer. Prerecorded for this virtual time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited unless video taped. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses where harmed in the making of this software. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash, nor do programmers. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects may be closer than they appear. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. Your mileage may vary. Not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Contains no peanuts or peanut parts. This supersedes all previous notices.
Any similarity to ActiveWorlds and/or OuterWorlds can easily be dismissed as this software is being written from the ground up and with new technology, not to mention our management does not have its head in the clouds and/or up various buttocks.
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