Draw a penis in glance

GlancePenis.go

package main

import (
	"bytes"
	"encoding/json"
	"errors"
	"fmt"
	"net/http"
	"reflect"
	"strconv"
	"time"
)

var bots1 = []int{1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261, 289, 290, 291, 292, 293}
var bots2 = []int{183, 184, 218, 251, 333, 334, 335}

const GLANCE_URL = "https://glance.example.com/webhook/[key]/"

const (
	ColourBackground = 0
	ColourPenis      = 3
	ColourCum        = 4
)

func main() {

	plusOne := true
	for {
		// Alternate penis colours for added memes.
		penisColour := ColourPenis
		plusOne = !plusOne
		if plusOne {
			penisColour = ColourPenis - 1
		}
		
		// Iterate over the total number of shards (355), and set the colour apropriately. 
		for i := 0; i < 355; i++ {
			if inArray(i, bots1) {
				go setGlance(i, penisColour, 0)
			} else if inArray(i, bots2) {
				go setGlance(i, ColourCum, 0)
			} else {
				go setGlance(i, ColourBackground, 0)
			}
		}
		fmt.Println("Done!")
		time.Sleep(time.Minute)
	}

}

// ShardUpdate is the carrier for a shard update
type ShardUpdate struct {
	ID     int
	Status int
	Bot    int
}

func setGlance(ID, Status, Bot int) (err error) {
	data, err := json.Marshal(&ShardUpdate{ID, Status, Bot})
	if err != nil {
		return
	}

	byteBuf := new(bytes.Buffer)
	byteBuf.Write(data)
	resp, err := http.Post(GLANCE_URL, "meme", byteBuf)
	if err != nil {
		return
	}

	if resp.StatusCode != 202 {
		err = errors.New("status code was invalid " + strconv.Itoa(resp.StatusCode) + ": " + resp.Status)
	}
	return
}

// inArray will check if a value is in the supplied array/slice.
func inArray(val int, array []int) bool {
	for _, v := range array {
		if v == val {
			return true
		}
	}

	return false
}