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goth ham pun
INT. BATMAN'S PALACE - DAY
Batman is sitting in his throne room, looking out the window. Suddenly, he hears a noise and looks over to see a small, black object flying towards him. He realizes it's a bat and tries to shoo it away, but it keeps coming towards him.
Suddenly, the bat changes course and starts flying around the room in a weird pattern. Batman gets up and tries to follow it, but it's too fast. Suddenly, it stops and hangs upside down from the chandelier.
Batman: What the hell do you want?
The bat just hangs there, eerily silent.
Batman: I said, what the hell do you want?
The bat doesn't answer.
Batman:Fine. Have it your way.
Batman pulls out his batarang and throws it at the bat. The bat dodges it effortlessly and flowns towards the window. Batman starts to chase after it, but it's too fast. It suddenly stops again and hangs upside down from the window sill.
Batman: What are you, some kind of goth ham?
The bat just hangs there, eerily silent.
Batman:Fine.Have it your way.
Batman pulls out his batarang and throws it at the bat. The bat dodges it effortlessly and flowns towards the window. Batman starts to chase after it, but it's too fast. It suddenly stops again and hangs upside down from the window sill.
Batman: What are you, some kind of goth ham?
The bat just hangs there, eerily silent.
Batman:Fine. Have it your way.
Batman reaches for his grappling gun and shoots it at the bat. The bat dodges it and starts flying around the room again. Batman tries to follow it, but it's too fast. Suddenly, it stops and hangs upside down from the chandelier.
Batman: What the hell do you want?
The bat just hangs there, eerily silent.
Batman: I said, what the hell do you want?
The bat doesn't answer.
Batman:Fine. Have it your way.
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