git pre-commit hook to stop bad words

pre-commit

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

FORBIDDEN = [
  /\bdebugger\b/,
  /\bfuck\b/,
  /\bshit\b/,
  /\bbitch\b/,
  /\bwtf\b/,
  /\bconsole\.debug\b/,
  /\bLorem\.ipsum\.dolor\.sit\.amet\b/,
  /\bdo not commit\b/i
]

full_diff = `git diff --cached --`

full_diff.scan(%r{^\+\+\+ b/(.+)\n@@.*\n([\s\S]*?)(?:^diff|\z)}).each do |file, diff|
  added = diff.split("\n").select { |x| x.start_with?("+") }.join("\n")
  if FORBIDDEN.any? { |re| added.match(re) }
    puts "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    puts %{WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU ASSHOLE! You cannnot commit "#{$1 || $&}" to #{file}}
    puts "To commit anyway, use --no-verify (which you fucking shouldn't do!)"
    puts "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    exit 1
  end
end