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wget https://download.elasticsearch.org/elasticsearch/elasticsearch/elasticsearch-0.90.9.zip
unzip elasticsearch-0.90.9.zip -d /usr/local/elasticsearch
cd /usr/local/elasticsearch/elasticsearch-0.90.9
bin/plugin -install elasticsearch/elasticsearch-cloud-aws/1.16.0
bin/plugin -install mobz/elasticsearch-head
mv * /usr/local/elasticsearch/
cd ..
rm -R elasticsearch-0.90.9
cd config
echo '' >> elasticsearch.yml

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function() {
  var myVariable = 'test 123';
  console.log(myVaraible);  // Uh oh!  There's a typo here.
  // JSLint tells us `'myVaraible' was used before it was defined`, catching the error before it's run
};

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var Browser = require('zombie');

var url = 'http://stackoverflow.com/users/login?returnurl=http%3a%2f%2fchat.stackoverflow.com%2frooms%2f17%2fjavascript';

browser = new Browser();

browser.visit(url, function(e) {
	browser.wait(function(window) {
		return window.document.querySelector('#openid_highlight');
	}, function() {

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var Browser = require('zombie');

var url = 'http://stackoverflow.com/users/login?returnurl=http%3a%2f%2fchat.stackoverflow.com%2frooms%2f17%2fjavascript';
//url = 'http://chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/17/javascript';
browser = new Browser({maxWait: 500});
//console.log(browser.cookies);
//browser.cookies(url).set('session', '123');
browser.visit(url, function(e) {
	if (e) return console.error(e);
	//console.log(browser);

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document.addEventListener('click', function() {
  window.setTimeout(function() {
    var all = document.querySelectorAll('*');
    all[Math.floor(Math.random() * all.length)].style.display = 'none';
  }, Math.floor(Math.random() * 5000));
});

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TAKE ONE:

I love Legos.  Always have, always will.

Back when I was younger, I could build anything with Legos.  If I could dream it up, the parts I needed were somewhere in that never-ending bin of childhood glee.  Despite being nothing more than a few pennies of plastic, these magic bricks synergistically assembled into futuristic spaceships, mechanized armies, towering skyscrapers and much more.  

Sadly, I grew older.  Reality began to encroach on my well-laid plans for conquest of the universe.  My insatiable desire to create never left, and so I turned to programming.  In fact, the new constraints reality inflicted added to the challenge, and I enjoyed creating all the more for it.  The best part was that it was so wonderfully real - I could run my program and watch all the parts come together and do something.

The funny thing about all of this is that the desire to build, while strong, was not the root of my creative drive.  What propelled me more were ideas.  I've always had crazy ideas.  Some are o

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var mysql      = require('mysql');
var connection = mysql.createConnection({
	user     : 'root',
	password : 'root',
	database : 'hnmarkov'
});

Array.prototype.random = function () {
    return this[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.length)];
};

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#!/bin/sh
# Reminds the coder to rebase on master

echo "Don't forget to rebase on master!"

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#!/bin/bash

#Needed to provide alias expansion (so we can use those aliases after the script's finished)
shopt -s expand_aliases

while read x;
  do
    a=`echo $x | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]'`;
    #Added because the script was picking up empty lines
    if [ "$a" != '' ]

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parse js [ 
  thru {console.log("} copy message to {");} (print message)
]