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Daft PHP
<?php
//
// For my Dell Inspiron 6400. I miss you.
//
for($k=0; $k<16; $k++)
{
for($j=0; $j<4; $j++)
{
for($i=0; $i<4; $i++)
{
switch($i)
{
case 0:
switch($j)
{
case 0:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Work it ";
break;
case 1:
print "Work it ";
break;
default:
print "Work it Harder ";
break;
}
break;
case 1:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Harder ";
break;
case 1:
print "Harder ";
break;
}
break;
case 2:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "More than ";
break;
case 1:
break;
default:
print "More than ever ";
break;
}
break;
case 3:
print($k==0) ? "Ever " : "";
break;
}
break;
case 1:
switch($j)
{
case 0:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Make it ";
break;
case 1:
print "Make it ";
break;
case 14:
break;
default:
print "Make it Better ";
break;
}
break;
case 1:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Better ";
break;
case 1:
print "Better ";
break;
}
break;
case 2:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Hour ";
break;
case 1:
break;
case 14:
break;
default:
print "Hour After ";
break;
}
break;
case 3:
print ($k==0) ? "After " : "";
break;
}
break;
case 2:
switch($j)
{
case 0:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Do it ";
break;
case 1:
print "Do it ";
break;
default:
print "Do it Faster ";
break;
}
break;
case 1:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Faster ";
break;
case 1:
print "Faster ";
break;
}
break;
case 2:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Our ";
break;
case 1:
break;
default:
print "Our Work Is ";
break;
}
break;
case 3:
print ($k==0) ? "Work is " : "";
break;
}
break;
case 3:
switch($j)
{
case 0:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Makes Us ";
break;
case 1:
print "Makes Us ";
break;
case 14:
break;
default:
print "Makes us Stronger ";
break;
}
break;
case 1:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Stronger ";
break;
case 1:
print "Stronger ";
break;
}
break;
case 2:
switch($k)
{
case 0:
print "Never ";
break;
case 1:
break;
default:
print "Never Over ";
break;
}
break;
case 3:
print ($k==0) ? "Over " : "";
break;
}
break;
}
}
}
}
?>
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