Joins the FurCast IRC channel, spams ":3"s, then leaves and randomly joins again sometime in the next day

foxbot.coffee

irc = require 'irc'

client = new irc.Client 'irc.ircfox.net', 'FoxBot'

String.prototype.repeat = (num) ->
  return new Array(num + 1).join this

randomNumber = (min, max) ->
  return Math.floor Math.random() * (max - min) + min

assault = (channel) ->
  console.log "Assaulting #{channel}"

  client.join channel

  times = randomNumber 0, 15
  count = 0

  console.log "Speaking #{times} times"

  speak = ->
    if count > times
      client.part channel

      waitTime = randomNumber 1000, 1000 * 60 * 60 * 24
      console.log "Waiting #{waitTime}ms before next assault"

      setTimeout ->
        assault channel
      , waitTime

      return

    repeat = randomNumber 1, 10
    console.log "Repeating #{repeat} times"

    client.say channel, ':3 '.repeat repeat

    count++

    messageDelay = randomNumber 1000, 5000
    console.log "Waiting #{messageDelay}ms before next message"

    setTimeout speak, messageDelay

  speak()

client.on 'error', (err) ->
  console.error err

client.on 'registered', ->
  assault '#furcast'