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/**
 * Cubic Bezier CSS3 transitions emulator
 *
 * See this post for more details
 * http://st-on-it.blogspot.com/2011/05/calculating-cubic-bezier-function.html
 *
 * Copyright (C) 2011 Nikolay Nemshilov
 */
function Bezier(p1,p2,p3,p4) {
  // defining the bezier functions in the polynomial form

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var u = (function() {
  var id       = function(x)    { return x; }
  var constant = function(x)    { return function() { return x; }}

  var ap    = function(f,g)     { return function(x) { return f(x)(g(x)); }}
  var slice = function(args, n) { return Array.prototype.slice.call(args, n || 0); }
  var attr  = function(name)    { return function(object) { return object[name]; }}
  var bind  = function(ctx)     { return function(method) { return function() { return method.apply(ctx, slice(arguments)); }}}
  var call  = function(args)    { return function(func) { return func.apply(null, slice(args)); }}
  var flip  = function(func)    { return function(a) { return function(b) { return func(b)(a); }}}

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function mySitch(situation){
  var holla = 'I got the rolly on my arm and I\'m pouring Chandon.';

  if(mySitch.LOOKUP.hasOwnProperty(situation)){
    holla = [mySitch.LOOKUP[situation], mySitch.SUFFIX].join(' ');
  }

  alert(holla);
}

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<?php
// Licence: Do Whatever The Fuck You Want! http://www.wtfpl.net/about/
// Author: Your bro!

$fbAuth = array("facebook_id" => "123456789", "facebook_token" => "<Use charles proxy to do man-in-middle SSL sniffing and extract fb token>");


// Do the magic.

$tinderToken = tinderCall("auth", "token", $fbAuth); // Authenticate

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/**
 * @param {Function} fn Function to curry.
 * @param {Number} lenght The arguments required to invoke the function. Optional. By default is fn.length
 * @returns {Function} The currified function.
 */
function curry(fn, length) {
  length = length || fn.length;

  return function currified() {
    // Optimization friendly arguments