csgo navy seal copypasta for Logitech G600

autoexec.cfg

bind "kp_downarrow" "say good luck have gabe"
bind "kp_ins" "say "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?""
bind "kp_end" "say Youre fucking dead, kiddo."
bind "kp_pgdn" "say good half life"
bind "kp_minus" "say I\'ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I\'ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda"
bind "kp_plus" "say I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces"
bind "kp_home" "say "will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth"
bind "kp_uparrow" "say As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now"
bind "kp_pgup" "say You better prepare for the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You\'re fucking dead, kid."
bind "kp_leftarrow" "say I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands."
bind "kp_5" "say If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue."
bind "kp_rightarrow" "say I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it."