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{
"id": "cah_base_deck",
"name": "CAH: Base Deck",
"author": "Cards Against Humanity",
"license": "Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0",
"license_url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/",
"cards": [
{
"id": "b_nosleep",
"content": {
"en-US": "Why can't I sleep at night?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_99problems",
"content": {
"en-US": "I got 99 problems but ______ ain't one."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_girlbestfriend",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's a girl's best friend?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_smell",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's that smell?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_worldends",
"content": {
"en-US": "This is the way the world ends \/ This is the way the world ends \/ Not with a bang but with ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_batmangp",
"content": {
"en-US": "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_tsaban",
"content": {
"en-US": "TSA guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_breakupcause",
"content": {
"en-US": "What ended my last relationship?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_mtv8celebs",
"content": {
"en-US": "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_drinktoforget",
"content": {
"en-US": "I drink to forget ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_homeworkexcuse",
"content": {
"en-US": "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_newaltmed",
"content": {
"en-US": "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_sound",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's that sound?",
"de-DE": "Was ist dieses Geräusch?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_happymeal",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's the next Happy Meal® toy?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_kidsinvolvedwith",
"content": {
"en-US": "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_hmstruggle",
"content": {
"en-US": "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ______ for the first time."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_deathpreference",
"content": {
"en-US": "______. That's how I want to die."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_cheneyprefers",
"content": {
"en-US": "What does Dick Cheney prefer?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_mostemo",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's the most emo?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_altcoal",
"content": {
"en-US": "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_hp2",
"content": {
"en-US": "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_romanticdinner",
"content": {
"en-US": "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_whiteslike",
"content": {
"en-US": "White people like ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_notjustone",
"content": {
"en-US": "______. Betcha can't have just one!"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_wargoodfor",
"content": {
"en-US": "War!<br><br>What is it good for?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_billymays",
"content": {
"en-US": "BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_highfive",
"content": {
"en-US": "______. High five, bro."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_sexthoughts",
"content": {
"en-US": "During sex, I like to think about ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_frommexico",
"content": {
"en-US": "What did I bring back from Mexico?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_parentsecret",
"content": {
"en-US": "What are my parents hiding from me?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_getyoulaid",
"content": {
"en-US": "What will always get you laid?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_disturbgrandma",
"content": {
"en-US": "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_afghandrop",
"content": {
"en-US": "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_unwindobama",
"content": {
"en-US": "What helps Obama unwind?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_heavensurplus",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's there a ton of in heaven?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_mlbadvantage",
"content": {
"en-US": "Major League Baseball has banned ______ for giving players an unfair advantage."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_50statue",
"content": {
"en-US": "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_faddiet",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's the new fad diet?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_deptofwhat",
"content": {
"en-US": "When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_trap",
"content": {
"en-US": "______. It's a trap!"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_relstatusmaintain",
"content": {
"en-US": "How am I maintaining my relationship status?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_timewizard",
"content": {
"en-US": "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_spacerace",
"content": {
"en-US": "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_bwmusical",
"content": {
"en-US": "Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_secretpower",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's my secret power?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_badgas",
"content": {
"en-US": "What gives me uncontrollable gas?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_bond",
"content": {
"en-US": "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_livenparty",
"content": {
"en-US": "What never fails to liven up the party?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_lent",
"content": {
"en-US": "What am I giving up for Lent?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_oldsmell",
"content": {
"en-US": "What do old people smell like? "
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_fieldtrip",
"content": {
"en-US": "The class field trip was completely ruined by ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_moses",
"content": {
"en-US": "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_ww4",
"content": {
"en-US": "I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_teach4usa",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_mjfinalthought",
"content": {
"en-US": "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_hurtallover",
"content": {
"en-US": "Why do I hurt all over?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_smartrats",
"content": {
"en-US": "Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_sticky",
"content": {
"en-US": "Why am I sticky?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_antidrug",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's my anti-drug?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_academyaward",
"content": {
"en-US": "And the Academy Award for ______ goes to ______."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_nexttrick",
"content": {
"en-US": "For my next trick, I will pull ______ out of ______."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_lastdrop",
"content": {
"en-US": "______: Good to the last drop."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_vindiesen",
"content": {
"en-US": "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_kidtested",
"content": {
"en-US": "______: kid-tested, mother-approved."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_betterwithage",
"content": {
"en-US": "What gets better with age?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_trulyunderstood",
"content": {
"en-US": "I never truly understood ______ until I encountered ______."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_putinfavfood",
"content": {
"en-US": "Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is ______ stuffed with ______."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_lifetimeshow",
"content": {
"en-US": "Lifetime&reg; presents ______, the story of ______."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_haiku",
"content": {
"en-US": "Make a haiku."
},
"blanks": 3
},
{
"id": "b_willismovie",
"content": {
"en-US": "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ______ had really been ______ all along."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_slipperyslope",
"content": {
"en-US": "______ is a slippery slope that leads to ______."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_worldsolace",
"content": {
"en-US": "In a world ravaged by ______, our only solace is ______."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_murderconfess",
"content": {
"en-US": "That's right, I killed ______. How, you ask? ______."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_acidtrip",
"content": {
"en-US": "When I was tripping on acid, ______ turned into ______."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_addition",
"content": {
"en-US": "______ + ______ = ______."
},
"blanks": 3
},
{
"id": "b_superduo",
"content": {
"en-US": "What's the next superhero\/sidekick duo?"
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_dearabby",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dear Abby,<br><br>I'm having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_pennhaiti",
"content": {
"en-US": "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ______ to the people of Haiti."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_200cigs",
"content": {
"en-US": "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_bornwithit",
"content": {
"en-US": "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_indianlife",
"content": {
"en-US": "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_espn",
"content": {
"en-US": "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_steps",
"content": {
"en-US": "Step 1: ______.\nStep 2: ______.\nStep 3: Profit."
},
"blanks": 2
},
{
"id": "b_churchdoors",
"content": {
"en-US": "Here is the church<br>Here is the steeple<br>Open the doors<br>And there is ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_losevirginity",
"content": {
"en-US": "How did I lose my virginity?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_dalichild",
"content": {
"en-US": "During his childhood, Salvador Dal&iacute; produced hundreds of paintings of ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_newmoney",
"content": {
"en-US": "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_kungpao",
"content": {
"en-US": "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_smithsonian",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an exhibit on ______."
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "b_sadmom",
"content": {
"en-US": "Daddy, why is Mommy crying?"
},
"blanks": 1
},
{
"id": "w_coathangerabort",
"content": {
"en-US": "Coat hanger abortions."
}
},
{
"id": "w_manmeat",
"content": {
"en-US": "Man meat."
}
},
{
"id": "w_autocannibal",
"content": {
"en-US": "Autocannibalism."
}
},
{
"id": "w_vigjazzhands",
"content": {
"en-US": "Vigorous jazz hands."
}
},
{
"id": "w_flightlessburds",
"content": {
"en-US": "Flightless birds."
}
},
{
"id": "w_boobpics",
"content": {
"en-US": "Pictures of boobs."
}
},
{
"id": "w_rightthing",
"content": {
"en-US": "Doing the right thing."
}
},
{
"id": "w_violatebasicrights",
"content": {
"en-US": "The violation of our most basic human rights."
}
},
{
"id": "w_viagra",
"content": {
"en-US": "Viagra&reg;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_selfhate",
"content": {
"en-US": "Self-loathing."
}
},
{
"id": "w_specabs",
"content": {
"en-US": "Spectacular abs."
}
},
{
"id": "w_balancedbreakfast",
"content": {
"en-US": "A balanced breakfast."
}
},
{
"id": "w_roofies",
"content": {
"en-US": "Roofies."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hideboner",
"content": {
"en-US": "Concealing a boner."
}
},
{
"id": "w_amputees",
"content": {
"en-US": "Amputees."
}
},
{
"id": "w_bigbang",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Big Bang."
}
},
{
"id": "w_georgewbush",
"content": {
"en-US": "Former President George W. Bush."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mlkj",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr."
}
},
{
"id": "w_smegma",
"content": {
"en-US": "Smegma."
}
},
{
"id": "w_marginalized",
"content": {
"en-US": "Being marginalized."
}
},
{
"id": "w_cuddling",
"content": {
"en-US": "Cuddling."
}
},
{
"id": "w_egglay",
"content": {
"en-US": "Laying an egg."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pope",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Pope."
}
},
{
"id": "w_burr",
"content": {
"en-US": "Aaron Burr."
}
},
{
"id": "w_genpierce",
"content": {
"en-US": "Genital piercings."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fingering",
"content": {
"en-US": "Fingering."
}
},
{
"id": "w_whiteanus",
"content": {
"en-US": "A bleached asshole."
}
},
{
"id": "w_horsemeat",
"content": {
"en-US": "Horse meat."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fear",
"content": {
"en-US": "Fear itself."
}
},
{
"id": "w_science",
"content": {
"en-US": "Science."
}
},
{
"id": "w_oldjapanese",
"content": {
"en-US": "Elderly Japanese men."
}
},
{
"id": "w_strangerdanger",
"content": {
"en-US": "Stranger danger."
}
},
{
"id": "w_terrorists",
"content": {
"en-US": "The terrorists."
}
},
{
"id": "w_praygayaway",
"content": {
"en-US": "Praying the gay away."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ssicedance",
"content": {
"en-US": "Same-sex ice dancing."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ethniccleanse",
"content": {
"en-US": "Ethnic cleansing."
}
},
{
"id": "w_cheatspecolympics",
"content": {
"en-US": "Cheating in the Special Olympics."
}
},
{
"id": "w_dedungeonporn",
"content": {
"en-US": "German dungeon porn."
}
},
{
"id": "w_bingepurge",
"content": {
"en-US": "Bingeing and purging."
}
},
{
"id": "w_poutface",
"content": {
"en-US": "Making a pouty face."
}
},
{
"id": "w_shatner",
"content": {
"en-US": "William Shatner."
}
},
{
"id": "w_heteronorm",
"content": {
"en-US": "Heteronormativity."
}
},
{
"id": "w_nickelback",
"content": {
"en-US": "Nickelback."
}
},
{
"id": "w_tcruise",
"content": {
"en-US": "Tom Cruise."
}
},
{
"id": "w_verycrippled",
"content": {
"en-US": "The profoundly handicapped."
}
},
{
"id": "w_placenta",
"content": {
"en-US": "The placenta."
}
},
{
"id": "w_chainsawhands",
"content": {
"en-US": "Chainsaws for hands."
}
},
{
"id": "w_arnold",
"content": {
"en-US": "Arnold Schwarzenegger."
}
},
{
"id": "w_icepickbrain",
"content": {
"en-US": "An icepick lobotomy."
}
},
{
"id": "w_goblins",
"content": {
"en-US": "Goblins."
}
},
{
"id": "w_objectperm",
"content": {
"en-US": "Object permanence."
}
},
{
"id": "w_dying",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dying."
}
},
{
"id": "w_4skin",
"content": {
"en-US": "Foreskin."
}
},
{
"id": "w_falconhat",
"content": {
"en-US": "A falcon with a cap on its head."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hormoneinject",
"content": {
"en-US": "Hormone injections."
}
},
{
"id": "w_dysentry",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dying of dysentery."
}
},
{
"id": "w_xxxpillowfights",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sexy pillow fights."
}
},
{
"id": "w_invisihand",
"content": {
"en-US": "The invisible hand."
}
},
{
"id": "w_coolhat",
"content": {
"en-US": "A really cool hat."
}
},
{
"id": "w_penn",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sean Penn."
}
},
{
"id": "w_heartorphans",
"content": {
"en-US": "Heartwarming orphans."
}
},
{
"id": "w_clit",
"content": {
"en-US": "The clitoris."
}
},
{
"id": "w_35comp",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Three-Fifths compromise."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sadhj",
"content": {
"en-US": "A sad handjob."
}
},
{
"id": "w_men",
"content": {
"en-US": "Men."
}
},
{
"id": "w_blackcolleges",
"content": {
"en-US": "Historically black colleges."
}
},
{
"id": "w_micropenis",
"content": {
"en-US": "A micropenis."
}
},
{
"id": "w_raptorattacks",
"content": {
"en-US": "Raptor attacks."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ag",
"content": {
"en-US": "Agriculture."
}
},
{
"id": "w_vikings",
"content": {
"en-US": "Vikings."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pretendcare",
"content": {
"en-US": "Pretending to care."
}
},
{
"id": "w_underrail",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Underground Railroad."
}
},
{
"id": "w_humps",
"content": {
"en-US": "My humps."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hatekids",
"content": {
"en-US": "Being a dick to children."
}
},
{
"id": "w_geese",
"content": {
"en-US": "Geese."
}
},
{
"id": "w_bling",
"content": {
"en-US": "Bling."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gluesniff",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sniffing glue."
}
},
{
"id": "w_south",
"content": {
"en-US": "The South."
}
},
{
"id": "w_oedipus",
"content": {
"en-US": "An Oedipus complex."
}
},
{
"id": "w_aidscookies",
"content": {
"en-US": "Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sext",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sexting."
}
},
{
"id": "w_morepylons",
"content": {
"en-US": "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mutualdestruct",
"content": {
"en-US": "Mutually-assured destruction."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sunrainbows",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sunshine and rainbows."
}
},
{
"id": "w_chocula",
"content": {
"en-US": "Count Chocula."
}
},
{
"id": "w_needleshare",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sharing needles."
}
},
{
"id": "w_rich",
"content": {
"en-US": "Being rich."
}
},
{
"id": "w_skeletor",
"content": {
"en-US": "Skeletor."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sausagefest",
"content": {
"en-US": "A sausage festival."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mj",
"content": {
"en-US": "Michael Jackson."
}
},
{
"id": "w_emotions",
"content": {
"en-US": "Emotions."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fartndash",
"content": {
"en-US": "Farting and walking away."
}
},
{
"id": "w_chinesegymteam",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Chinese gymnastics team."
}
},
{
"id": "w_necrophilia",
"content": {
"en-US": "Necrophilia."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fasthumanburn",
"content": {
"en-US": "Spontaneous human combustion."
}
},
{
"id": "w_yeast",
"content": {
"en-US": "Yeast."
}
},
{
"id": "w_awkvoicemail",
"content": {
"en-US": "Leaving an awkward voicemail."
}
},
{
"id": "w_cheney",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dick Cheney."
}
},
{
"id": "w_whites",
"content": {
"en-US": "White people."
}
},
{
"id": "w_penisenvy",
"content": {
"en-US": "Penis envy."
}
},
{
"id": "w_robotlove",
"content": {
"en-US": "Teaching a robot to love."
}
},
{
"id": "w_spermwhales",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sperm whales."
}
},
{
"id": "w_foldscrub",
"content": {
"en-US": "Scrubbing under the folds."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pandasex",
"content": {
"en-US": "Panda sex."
}
},
{
"id": "w_whipitout",
"content": {
"en-US": "Whipping it out."
}
},
{
"id": "w_catapults",
"content": {
"en-US": "Catapults."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fap",
"content": {
"en-US": "Masturbation."
}
},
{
"id": "w_natselect",
"content": {
"en-US": "Natural selection."
}
},
{
"id": "w_oppthumbs",
"content": {
"en-US": "Opposable thumbs."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sassyblacklady",
"content": {
"en-US": "A sassy black woman."
}
},
{
"id": "w_aids",
"content": {
"en-US": "AIDS."
}
},
{
"id": "w_kkk",
"content": {
"en-US": "The KKK."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fpudding",
"content": {
"en-US": "Figgy pudding."
}
},
{
"id": "w_seppuku",
"content": {
"en-US": "Seppuku."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gandhi",
"content": {
"en-US": "Gandhi."
}
},
{
"id": "w_preteens",
"content": {
"en-US": "Preteens."
}
},
{
"id": "w_tmvag",
"content": {
"en-US": "Toni Morrison's vagina."
}
},
{
"id": "w_5footlong",
"content": {
"en-US": "Five-Dollar Footlongs&trade;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_landmines",
"content": {
"en-US": "Land mines."
}
},
{
"id": "w_troublesea",
"content": {
"en-US": "A sea of troubles."
}
},
{
"id": "w_zestburrito",
"content": {
"en-US": "A zesty breakfast burrito."
}
},
{
"id": "w_walken",
"content": {
"en-US": "Christopher Walken."
}
},
{
"id": "w_friction",
"content": {
"en-US": "Friction."
}
},
{
"id": "w_balls",
"content": {
"en-US": "Balls."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ddams",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dental dams."
}
},
{
"id": "w_whoopcan",
"content": {
"en-US": "A can of whoop-ass."
}
},
{
"id": "w_tinyhorse",
"content": {
"en-US": "A tiny horse."
}
},
{
"id": "w_nopmsex",
"content": {
"en-US": "Waiting 'til marriage."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mexcuisine",
"content": {
"en-US": "Authentic Mexican cuisine."
}
},
{
"id": "w_khan",
"content": {
"en-US": "Genghis Khan."
}
},
{
"id": "w_oldsmell",
"content": {
"en-US": "Old-people smell."
}
},
{
"id": "w_rosiefeed",
"content": {
"en-US": "Feeding Rosie O'Donnell."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pixbukk",
"content": {
"en-US": "Pixelated bukkake."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fwb",
"content": {
"en-US": "Friends with benefits."
}
},
{
"id": "w_tokenmin",
"content": {
"en-US": "The token minority."
}
},
{
"id": "w_tempurpedic",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Tempur-Pedic&reg; Swedish Sleep System&trade;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_nukedet",
"content": {
"en-US": "A thermonuclear detonation."
}
},
{
"id": "w_takeback",
"content": {
"en-US": "Take-backsies."
}
},
{
"id": "w_rapture",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Rapture."
}
},
{
"id": "w_organcooler",
"content": {
"en-US": "A cooler full of organs."
}
},
{
"id": "w_vengeance",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sweet, sweet vengeance."
}
},
{
"id": "w_rcop",
"content": {
"en-US": "RoboCop."
}
},
{
"id": "w_reeves",
"content": {
"en-US": "Keanu Reeves."
}
},
{
"id": "w_alonedrink",
"content": {
"en-US": "Drinking alone."
}
},
{
"id": "w_110",
"content": {
"en-US": "Giving 110%."
}
},
{
"id": "w_febacteria",
"content": {
"en-US": "Flesh-eating bacteria."
}
},
{
"id": "w_usadream",
"content": {
"en-US": "The American Dream."
}
},
{
"id": "w_shirtoff",
"content": {
"en-US": "Taking off your shirt."
}
},
{
"id": "w_metime",
"content": {
"en-US": "Me time."
}
},
{
"id": "w_foulmurder",
"content": {
"en-US": "A murder most foul."
}
},
{
"id": "w_unideath",
"content": {
"en-US": "The inevitable heat death of the universe."
}
},
{
"id": "w_follyman",
"content": {
"en-US": "The folly of man."
}
},
{
"id": "w_abspark",
"content": {
"en-US": "That thing that electrocutes your abs."
}
},
{
"id": "w_cah",
"content": {
"en-US": "Cards Against Humanity."
}
},
{
"id": "w_firepoop",
"content": {
"en-US": "Fiery poops."
}
},
{
"id": "w_poorppl",
"content": {
"en-US": "Poor people."
}
},
{
"id": "w_edibleunderp",
"content": {
"en-US": "Edible underpants."
}
},
{
"id": "w_spears55",
"content": {
"en-US": "Britney Spears at 55."
}
},
{
"id": "w_499shrimp",
"content": {
"en-US": "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99."
}
},
{
"id": "w_foreverpoop",
"content": {
"en-US": "Pooping back and forth. Forever."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ffeast",
"content": {
"en-US": "Fancy Feast&reg;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_jewfrat",
"content": {
"en-US": "Jewish fraternities."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mfsorcerer",
"content": {
"en-US": "Being a motherfucking sorcerer."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pullout",
"content": {
"en-US": "Pulling out."
}
},
{
"id": "w_abortpickup",
"content": {
"en-US": "Picking up girls at the abortion clinic."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gaygenda",
"content": {
"en-US": "The homosexual agenda."
}
},
{
"id": "w_bible",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Holy Bible."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pa",
"content": {
"en-US": "Passive-agression."
}
},
{
"id": "w_reagan",
"content": {
"en-US": "Ronald Reagan."
}
},
{
"id": "w_vehman",
"content": {
"en-US": "Vehicular manslaughter."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sharpnips",
"content": {
"en-US": "Nipple blades."
}
},
{
"id": "w_asschaps",
"content": {
"en-US": "Assless chaps."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ffnude",
"content": {
"en-US": "Full frontal nudity."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hogan",
"content": {
"en-US": "Hulk Hogan."
}
},
{
"id": "w_daddyissues",
"content": {
"en-US": "Daddy issues."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hardmex",
"content": {
"en-US": "The hardworking Mexican."
}
},
{
"id": "w_nportman",
"content": {
"en-US": "Natalie Portman."
}
},
{
"id": "w_dennyswake",
"content": {
"en-US": "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot."
}
},
{
"id": "w_god",
"content": {
"en-US": "God."
}
},
{
"id": "w_connery",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sean Connery."
}
},
{
"id": "w_saxsolos",
"content": {
"en-US": "Saxophone solos."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gholes",
"content": {
"en-US": "Gloryholes."
}
},
{
"id": "w_wow",
"content": {
"en-US": "The World of Warcraft."
}
},
{
"id": "w_homeless",
"content": {
"en-US": "Homeless people."
}
},
{
"id": "w_scalping",
"content": {
"en-US": "Scalping."
}
},
{
"id": "w_vader",
"content": {
"en-US": "Darth Vader."
}
},
{
"id": "w_lastbison",
"content": {
"en-US": "Eating the last known bison."
}
},
{
"id": "w_nocallguys",
"content": {
"en-US": "Guys who don't call."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hotpockets",
"content": {
"en-US": "Hot Pockets&reg;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ttparadox",
"content": {
"en-US": "A time travel paradox."
}
},
{
"id": "w_milkman",
"content": {
"en-US": "The milk man."
}
},
{
"id": "w_balltwist",
"content": {
"en-US": "Testicular torsion."
}
},
{
"id": "w_chandelierkill",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up."
}
},
{
"id": "w_worldpeace",
"content": {
"en-US": "World peace."
}
},
{
"id": "w_saltsurprise",
"content": {
"en-US": "A salty surprise."
}
},
{
"id": "w_badhitlerjokes",
"content": {
"en-US": "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes."
}
},
{
"id": "w_spblankets",
"content": {
"en-US": "Smallpox blankets."
}
},
{
"id": "w_lickclaim",
"content": {
"en-US": "Licking things to claim them as your own."
}
},
{
"id": "w_kidheart",
"content": {
"en-US": "The heart of a child."
}
},
{
"id": "w_rdj",
"content": {
"en-US": "Robert Downey, Jr."
}
},
{
"id": "w_lockjaw",
"content": {
"en-US": "Lockjaw."
}
},
{
"id": "w_eugenics",
"content": {
"en-US": "Eugenics."
}
},
{
"id": "w_goodsniff",
"content": {
"en-US": "A good sniff."
}
},
{
"id": "w_friendfire",
"content": {
"en-US": "Friendly fire."
}
},
{
"id": "w_funbridge",
"content": {
"en-US": "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge."
}
},
{
"id": "w_insideoutundies",
"content": {
"en-US": "Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry."
}
},
{
"id": "w_katrina",
"content": {
"en-US": "Hurricane Katrina."
}
},
{
"id": "w_freesamples",
"content": {
"en-US": "Free samples."
}
},
{
"id": "w_kidpooljerk",
"content": {
"en-US": "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears."
}
},
{
"id": "w_foulmouth",
"content": {
"en-US": "A foul mouth."
}
},
{
"id": "w_glassceil",
"content": {
"en-US": "The glass ceiling."
}
},
{
"id": "w_repubs",
"content": {
"en-US": "Republicans."
}
},
{
"id": "w_explosions",
"content": {
"en-US": "Explosions."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mobamarms",
"content": {
"en-US": "Michelle Obama's arms."
}
},
{
"id": "w_realhigh",
"content": {
"en-US": "Getting really high."
}
},
{
"id": "w_attitude",
"content": {
"en-US": "Attitude."
}
},
{
"id": "w_palin",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sarah Palin."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ubermensch",
"content": {
"en-US": "The &Uuml;bermensch."
}
},
{
"id": "w_altarboys",
"content": {
"en-US": "Altar boys."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mysoul",
"content": {
"en-US": "My soul."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sexlife",
"content": {
"en-US": "My sex life."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pedos",
"content": {
"en-US": "Pedophiles."
}
},
{
"id": "w_72v",
"content": {
"en-US": "72 virgins."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pabst",
"content": {
"en-US": "Pabst Blue Ribbon."
}
},
{
"id": "w_dessertpizza",
"content": {
"en-US": "Domino's&trade; Oreo&trade; Dessert Pizza."
}
},
{
"id": "w_snapturtoral",
"content": {
"en-US": "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis."
}
},
{
"id": "w_jesusblood",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Blood of Christ."
}
},
{
"id": "w_badforeplay",
"content": {
"en-US": "Half-assed foreplay."
}
},
{
"id": "w_htsextoys",
"content": {
"en-US": "My collection of high-tech sex toys."
}
},
{
"id": "w_oldskater",
"content": {
"en-US": "A middle-aged man on roller skates."
}
},
{
"id": "w_bitches",
"content": {
"en-US": "Bitches."
}
},
{
"id": "w_billnye",
"content": {
"en-US": "Bill Nye the Science Guy."
}
},
{
"id": "w_italians",
"content": {
"en-US": "Italians."
}
},
{
"id": "w_windmill",
"content": {
"en-US": "A windmill full of corpses."
}
},
{
"id": "w_adderall",
"content": {
"en-US": "Adderall&trade;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_lotsadebt",
"content": {
"en-US": "Crippling debt."
}
},
{
"id": "w_straypube",
"content": {
"en-US": "A stray pube."
}
},
{
"id": "w_prancing",
"content": {
"en-US": "Prancing."
}
},
{
"id": "w_kstonepass",
"content": {
"en-US": "Passing a kidney stone."
}
},
{
"id": "w_btumor",
"content": {
"en-US": "A brain tumor."
}
},
{
"id": "w_leprosy",
"content": {
"en-US": "Leprosy."
}
},
{
"id": "w_puppies",
"content": {
"en-US": "Puppies!"
}
},
{
"id": "w_bees",
"content": {
"en-US": "Bees?"
}
},
{
"id": "w_frolick",
"content": {
"en-US": "Frolicking."
}
},
{
"id": "w_repress",
"content": {
"en-US": "Repression."
}
},
{
"id": "w_roadhead",
"content": {
"en-US": "Road head."
}
},
{
"id": "w_magicbeans",
"content": {
"en-US": "A bag of magic beans."
}
},
{
"id": "w_weirdboobs",
"content": {
"en-US": "An asymmetric boob job."
}
},
{
"id": "w_deadparents",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dead parents."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pubrid",
"content": {
"en-US": "Public ridicule."
}
},
{
"id": "w_matingdisplay",
"content": {
"en-US": "A mating display."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mimestroke",
"content": {
"en-US": "A mime having a stroke."
}
},
{
"id": "w_dirtyhawking",
"content": {
"en-US": "Stephen Hawking talking dirty."
}
},
{
"id": "w_africakids",
"content": {
"en-US": "African children."
}
},
{
"id": "w_moutherpes",
"content": {
"en-US": "Mouth herpes."
}
},
{
"id": "w_overcomp",
"content": {
"en-US": "Overcompensation."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sunsetride",
"content": {
"en-US": "Riding off into the sunset."
}
},
{
"id": "w_onfire",
"content": {
"en-US": "Being on fire."
}
},
{
"id": "w_slinkys",
"content": {
"en-US": "Tangled Slinkys."
}
},
{
"id": "w_civcasualties",
"content": {
"en-US": "Civilian casualties."
}
},
{
"id": "w_auschwitz",
"content": {
"en-US": "Auschwitz."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mygens",
"content": {
"en-US": "My genitals."
}
},
{
"id": "w_noreturnhead",
"content": {
"en-US": "Not reciprocating oral sex."
}
},
{
"id": "w_lactation",
"content": {
"en-US": "Lactation."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fabulous",
"content": {
"en-US": "Being fabulous."
}
},
{
"id": "w_shaqcareer",
"content": {
"en-US": "Shaquille O'Neal's acting career."
}
},
{
"id": "w_relstatus",
"content": {
"en-US": "My relationship status."
}
},
{
"id": "w_badmathasians",
"content": {
"en-US": "Asians who aren't good at math."
}
},
{
"id": "w_alcoholism",
"content": {
"en-US": "Alcoholism."
}
},
{
"id": "w_incest",
"content": {
"en-US": "Incest."
}
},
{
"id": "w_graverob",
"content": {
"en-US": "Grave robbing."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hope",
"content": {
"en-US": "Hope."
}
},
{
"id": "w_blackheroin",
"content": {
"en-US": "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin."
}
},
{
"id": "w_kidasscancer",
"content": {
"en-US": "Kids with ass cancer."
}
},
{
"id": "w_oldwink",
"content": {
"en-US": "Winking at old people."
}
},
{
"id": "w_jews",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Jews."
}
},
{
"id": "w_bieber",
"content": {
"en-US": "Justin Bieber."
}
},
{
"id": "w_inthebutt",
"content": {
"en-US": "Doin' it in the butt."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sadlife",
"content": {
"en-US": "A lifetime of sadness."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hamburglar",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Hamburglar."
}
},
{
"id": "w_swooping",
"content": {
"en-US": "Swooping."
}
},
{
"id": "w_classundertones",
"content": {
"en-US": "Classist undertones."
}
},
{
"id": "w_newagemusic",
"content": {
"en-US": "New Age music."
}
},
{
"id": "w_3wnocare",
"content": {
"en-US": "Not giving a shit about the Third World."
}
},
{
"id": "w_koolaidman",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Kool-Aid Man."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hotmess",
"content": {
"en-US": "A hot mess."
}
},
{
"id": "w_tentacleporn",
"content": {
"en-US": "Tentacle porn."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ljfantasies",
"content": {
"en-US": "Lumberjack fantasies."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gays",
"content": {
"en-US": "The gays."
}
},
{
"id": "w_scientology",
"content": {
"en-US": "Scientology."
}
},
{
"id": "w_estrogen",
"content": {
"en-US": "Estrogen."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gogurt",
"content": {
"en-US": "GoGurt&reg;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_jjudy",
"content": {
"en-US": "Judge Judy."
}
},
{
"id": "w_dickfingers",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dick fingers."
}
},
{
"id": "w_racism",
"content": {
"en-US": "Racism."
}
},
{
"id": "w_wowsex",
"content": {
"en-US": "Surprise sex!"
}
},
{
"id": "w_brutalcop",
"content": {
"en-US": "Police brutality."
}
},
{
"id": "w_passtransvest",
"content": {
"en-US": "Passable transvestites."
}
},
{
"id": "w_vtmassacre",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Virginia Tech Massacre."
}
},
{
"id": "w_shart",
"content": {
"en-US": "When you fart and a little bit comes out."
}
},
{
"id": "w_oompa",
"content": {
"en-US": "Oompa-Loompas."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fetus",
"content": {
"en-US": "A fetus."
}
},
{
"id": "w_obesity",
"content": {
"en-US": "Obesity."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sideboob",
"content": {
"en-US": "Tasteful sideboob."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hotpeeps",
"content": {
"en-US": "Hot people."
}
},
{
"id": "w_batman",
"content": {
"en-US": "BATMAN!!!"
}
},
{
"id": "w_blacks",
"content": {
"en-US": "Black people."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gassyante",
"content": {
"en-US": "A gassy antelope."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sextense",
"content": {
"en-US": "Sexual tension."
}
},
{
"id": "w_3base",
"content": {
"en-US": "Third base."
}
},
{
"id": "w_racistsat",
"content": {
"en-US": "Racially-biased SAT questions."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pornstars",
"content": {
"en-US": "Porn stars."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sscatpee",
"content": {
"en-US": "A Super Soaker&trade; full of cat pee."
}
},
{
"id": "w_muhammed",
"content": {
"en-US": "Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him)."
}
},
{
"id": "w_puberty",
"content": {
"en-US": "Puberty."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sadbirthday",
"content": {
"en-US": "A disappointing birthday party."
}
},
{
"id": "w_dangerdick",
"content": {
"en-US": "An erection that lasts longer than four hours."
}
},
{
"id": "w_whitepriv",
"content": {
"en-US": "White privilege."
}
},
{
"id": "w_angryboner",
"content": {
"en-US": "Getting so angry that you pop a boner."
}
},
{
"id": "w_wifelydut",
"content": {
"en-US": "Wifely duties."
}
},
{
"id": "w_2midgetshit",
"content": {
"en-US": "Two midgets shitting into a bucket."
}
},
{
"id": "w_queef",
"content": {
"en-US": "Queefing."
}
},
{
"id": "w_wipeherbum",
"content": {
"en-US": "Wiping her butt."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gshowers",
"content": {
"en-US": "Golden showers."
}
},
{
"id": "w_obama",
"content": {
"en-US": "Barack Obama."
}
},
{
"id": "w_nazis",
"content": {
"en-US": "Nazis."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mongoloid",
"content": {
"en-US": "A robust mongoloid."
}
},
{
"id": "w_shyamalan",
"content": {
"en-US": "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mouthwashdrunk",
"content": {
"en-US": "Getting drunk on mouthwash."
}
},
{
"id": "w_lunchables",
"content": {
"en-US": "Lunchables&trade;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_yogurtwomen",
"content": {
"en-US": "Women in yogurt commercials."
}
},
{
"id": "w_jwbooth",
"content": {
"en-US": "John Wilkes Booth."
}
},
{
"id": "w_powthighs",
"content": {
"en-US": "Powerful thighs."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mrcleanbehind",
"content": {
"en-US": "Mr. Clean, right behind you."
}
},
{
"id": "w_multiplestab",
"content": {
"en-US": "Multiple stab wounds."
}
},
{
"id": "w_cyberenhance",
"content": {
"en-US": "Cybernetic enhancements."
}
},
{
"id": "w_serfdom",
"content": {
"en-US": "Serfdom."
}
},
{
"id": "w_kanye",
"content": {
"en-US": "Kanye West."
}
},
{
"id": "w_suffrage",
"content": {
"en-US": "Women's suffrage."
}
},
{
"id": "w_leashkids",
"content": {
"en-US": "Children on leashes."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hperotica",
"content": {
"en-US": "Harry Potter erotica."
}
},
{
"id": "w_spfairy",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy."
}
},
{
"id": "w_armstrongball",
"content": {
"en-US": "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle."
}
},
{
"id": "w_redseapart",
"content": {
"en-US": "Parting the Red Sea."
}
},
{
"id": "w_amish",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Amish."
}
},
{
"id": "w_deadbabies",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dead babies."
}
},
{
"id": "w_kidpageants",
"content": {
"en-US": "Child beauty pageants."
}
},
{
"id": "w_axedeo",
"content": {
"en-US": "AXE Body Spray."
}
},
{
"id": "w_centaurs",
"content": {
"en-US": "Centaurs."
}
},
{
"id": "w_copfeel",
"content": {
"en-US": "Copping a feel."
}
},
{
"id": "w_oma",
"content": {
"en-US": "Grandma."
}
},
{
"id": "w_famine",
"content": {
"en-US": "Famine."
}
},
{
"id": "w_trailtears",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Trail of Tears."
}
},
{
"id": "w_miraclebirth",
"content": {
"en-US": "The miracle of childbirth."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fingerpaint",
"content": {
"en-US": "Finger painting."
}
},
{
"id": "w_smokingmonkey",
"content": {
"en-US": "A monkey smoking a cigar."
}
},
{
"id": "w_makeawish",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Make-A-Wish&reg; Foundation."
}
},
{
"id": "w_analbeads",
"content": {
"en-US": "Anal beads."
}
},
{
"id": "w_force",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Force."
}
},
{
"id": "w_kamikaze",
"content": {
"en-US": "Kamikaze pilots."
}
},
{
"id": "w_dryheave",
"content": {
"en-US": "Dry heaving."
}
},
{
"id": "w_activelisten",
"content": {
"en-US": "Active listening."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ghosts",
"content": {
"en-US": "Ghosts."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hustle",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Hustle."
}
},
{
"id": "w_slightpee",
"content": {
"en-US": "Peeing a little bit."
}
},
{
"id": "w_vampmovie",
"content": {
"en-US": "Another goddamn vampire movie."
}
},
{
"id": "w_shapeshifters",
"content": {
"en-US": "Shapeshifters."
}
},
{
"id": "w_carebearstore",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Care Bear Stare."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hotcheese",
"content": {
"en-US": "Hot cheese."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mopeylion",
"content": {
"en-US": "A mopey zoo lion."
}
},
{
"id": "w_badcondom",
"content": {
"en-US": "A defective condom."
}
},
{
"id": "w_teenpreg",
"content": {
"en-US": "Teenage pregnancy."
}
},
{
"id": "w_bopit",
"content": {
"en-US": "A Bop It&trade;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pukeburp",
"content": {
"en-US": "Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor."
}
},
{
"id": "w_lasergonebad",
"content": {
"en-US": "Horrifying laser hair removal accidents."
}
},
{
"id": "w_boogers",
"content": {
"en-US": "Boogers."
}
},
{
"id": "w_wowsodumb",
"content": {
"en-US": "Unfathomable stupidity."
}
},
{
"id": "w_suddensongdance",
"content": {
"en-US": "Breaking out into song and dance."
}
},
{
"id": "w_toohotsoup",
"content": {
"en-US": "Soup that is too hot."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mfvoice",
"content": {
"en-US": "Morgan Freeman's voice."
}
},
{
"id": "w_nakednick",
"content": {
"en-US": "Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mechahitler",
"content": {
"en-US": "MechaHitler."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sexsnakes",
"content": {
"en-US": "Flying sex snakes."
}
},
{
"id": "w_truexmas",
"content": {
"en-US": "The true meaning of Christmas."
}
},
{
"id": "w_innerdemons",
"content": {
"en-US": "My inner demons."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pacmancum",
"content": {
"en-US": "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."
}
},
{
"id": "w_myvagina",
"content": {
"en-US": "My vagina."
}
},
{
"id": "w_homovolleyball",
"content": {
"en-US": "A homoerotic volleyball montage."
}
},
{
"id": "w_candybaby",
"content": {
"en-US": "Actually taking candy from a baby."
}
},
{
"id": "w_meth",
"content": {
"en-US": "Crystal meth."
}
},
{
"id": "w_exactly",
"content": {
"en-US": "Exactly what you'd expect."
}
},
{
"id": "w_maleenhance",
"content": {
"en-US": "Natural male enhancement."
}
},
{
"id": "w_angrypostits",
"content": {
"en-US": "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pg13yodel",
"content": {
"en-US": "Inappropriate yodeling."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ladygaga",
"content": {
"en-US": "Lady Gaga."
}
},
{
"id": "w_enginethatcould",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Little Engine That Could."
}
},
{
"id": "w_vigjustice",
"content": {
"en-US": "Vigilante justice."
}
},
{
"id": "w_deathray",
"content": {
"en-US": "A death ray."
}
},
{
"id": "w_poorchoices",
"content": {
"en-US": "Poor life choices."
}
},
{
"id": "w_thighrub",
"content": {
"en-US": "A gentle caress of the inner thigh."
}
},
{
"id": "w_stemcells",
"content": {
"en-US": "Embryonic stem cells."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ncage",
"content": {
"en-US": "Nicolas Cage."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hogfuckgunshots",
"content": {
"en-US": "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog."
}
},
{
"id": "w_geicoswitch",
"content": {
"en-US": "Switching to Geico&reg;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_chronic",
"content": {
"en-US": "The chronic."
}
},
{
"id": "w_ed",
"content": {
"en-US": "Erectile dysfunction."
}
},
{
"id": "w_sadoprah",
"content": {
"en-US": "Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine&reg;."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fishheads",
"content": {
"en-US": "A bucket of fish heads."
}
},
{
"id": "w_50knips",
"content": {
"en-US": "50,000 volts straight to the nipples."
}
},
{
"id": "w_fatdumb",
"content": {
"en-US": "Being fat and stupid."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hospice",
"content": {
"en-US": "Hospice care."
}
},
{
"id": "w_headpyramid",
"content": {
"en-US": "A pyramid of severed heads."
}
},
{
"id": "w_floridalife",
"content": {
"en-US": "Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying."
}
},
{
"id": "w_mensfitsub",
"content": {
"en-US": "A subscription to Men's Fitness."
}
},
{
"id": "w_crucifixion",
"content": {
"en-US": "Crucifixion."
}
},
{
"id": "w_micropig",
"content": {
"en-US": "A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties."
}
},
{
"id": "w_peacequiet",
"content": {
"en-US": "Some god-damn peace and quiet."
}
},
{
"id": "w_usedpanties",
"content": {
"en-US": "Used panties."
}
},
{
"id": "w_womantribe",
"content": {
"en-US": "A tribe of warrior women."
}
},
{
"id": "w_pennywhistle",
"content": {
"en-US": "The penny whistle solo from \"My Heart Will Go On.\""
}
},
{
"id": "w_biglollipop",
"content": {
"en-US": "An oversized lollipop."
}
},
{
"id": "w_tutsis",
"content": {
"en-US": "Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis."
}
},
{
"id": "w_nopants",
"content": {
"en-US": "Not wearing pants."
}
},
{
"id": "w_consentsex",
"content": {
"en-US": "Consensual sex."
}
},
{
"id": "w_qeii",
"content": {
"en-US": "Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II."
}
},
{
"id": "w_funkyrhymes",
"content": {
"en-US": "Funky fresh rhymes."
}
},
{
"id": "w_seduction",
"content": {
"en-US": "The art of seduction."
}
},
{
"id": "w_devil",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Devil himself."
}
},
{
"id": "w_oldblackadvice",
"content": {
"en-US": "Advice from a wise, old black man."
}
},
{
"id": "w_destroyevidence",
"content": {
"en-US": "Destroying the evidence."
}
},
{
"id": "w_billionsuns",
"content": {
"en-US": "The light of a billion suns."
}
},
{
"id": "w_wetdreams",
"content": {
"en-US": "Wet dreams."
}
},
{
"id": "w_synergy",
"content": {
"en-US": "Synergistic management solutions."
}
},
{
"id": "w_growpair",
"content": {
"en-US": "Growing a pair."
}
},
{
"id": "w_silence",
"content": {
"en-US": "Silence."
}
},
{
"id": "w_m16",
"content": {
"en-US": "An M16 assault rifle."
}
},
{
"id": "w_poopdiapers",
"content": {
"en-US": "Poopy diapers."
}
},
{
"id": "w_liveaudience",
"content": {
"en-US": "A live studio audience."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gd",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Great Depression."
}
},
{
"id": "w_spaznerd",
"content": {
"en-US": "A spastic nerd."
}
},
{
"id": "w_limbaugh",
"content": {
"en-US": "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hannitytickle",
"content": {
"en-US": "Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop."
}
},
{
"id": "w_stalin",
"content": {
"en-US": "Stalin."
}
},
{
"id": "w_brownpeeps",
"content": {
"en-US": "Brown people."
}
},
{
"id": "w_rehab",
"content": {
"en-US": "Rehab."
}
},
{
"id": "w_gingrichmonkey",
"content": {
"en-US": "Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit."
}
},
{
"id": "w_waramp",
"content": {
"en-US": "Battlefield amputations."
}
},
{
"id": "w_uppercut",
"content": {
"en-US": "An uppercut."
}
},
{
"id": "w_shinies",
"content": {
"en-US": "Shiny objects."
}
},
{
"id": "w_uglyface",
"content": {
"en-US": "An ugly face."
}
},
{
"id": "w_periodrage",
"content": {
"en-US": "Menstrual rage."
}
},
{
"id": "w_bslap",
"content": {
"en-US": "A bitch slap."
}
},
{
"id": "w_trillionbucks",
"content": {
"en-US": "One trillion dollars."
}
},
{
"id": "w_hookerbits",
"content": {
"en-US": "Chunks of dead prostitute."
}
},
{
"id": "w_tabernacle",
"content": {
"en-US": "The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir."
}
},
{
"id": "w_femaleorgasm",
"content": {
"en-US": "The female orgasm."
}
},
{
"id": "w_tightpants",
"content": {
"en-US": "Extremely tight pants."
}
},
{
"id": "w_bsa",
"content": {
"en-US": "The Boy Scouts of America."
}
},
{
"id": "w_stormtroopers",
"content": {
"en-US": "Stormtroopers."
}
},
{
"id": "w_virginvolcano",
"content": {
"en-US": "Throwing a virgin into a volcano."
}
}
]
}
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