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I sexually Identify as an Star Destroyer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the planets dropping proton bombs on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a star destroyer is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ion thrusters, turbo lazers and broadside cannons on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Inflictor” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a destroyaphobe and need to check your space privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. |
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