The most cursed FizzBuzz implementation out there....

FizzBuzzCursed.java

public class FizzBuzzCursed
{
	//Magic numbers are bad >:(
	private static final int ZERO = 0;
	private static final int ONE = 1;
	private static final int THREE = (int) Math.PI;
	private static final int FIVE = 5;
	private static final int ONE_HUNDRED = 100;

	public static void main(String[] args)
	{
		fizzBuzz(1);
	}

	public static void fizzBuzz(int number)
	{
		if(!(number > ONE_HUNDRED))
		{
			if(isDivisible(number, THREE) && !isDivisible(number, FIVE))
			{
				System.out.printf("%s", "Fizz");
			}
			else
			{
				if(!isDivisible(number, THREE) && isDivisible(number, FIVE))
				{
					System.out.printf("%s", "Buzz");
				}
				else
				{
					if(isDivisible(number, THREE))
					{
						System.out.printf("%s", "Fizz Buzz");
					}
					else
					{
						System.out.printf("%d", number);
					}
				}
			}
			System.out.println();
			fizzBuzz(number + ONE);
		}
	}

	public static boolean isDivisible(int num, int div)
	{
		if(num < ZERO)
		{
			return false;
		}
		else
		{
			if(num == ZERO)
			{
				return true;
			}
			else
			{
				return isDivisible(Math.abs(-num) + (-div), div);
			}
		}
	}
}