Emelia Smith ThisIsMissEm

## Micheil's Take.js

var db = require("db-orm");

// Import the Email type from the context of the database.
var Email = db.types("Email");

// setup our database:
db.configure({
  type: "redis",
  host: "127.0.0.1",

## gist:512502
Last login: Thu Aug  5 12:50:55 on ttys001
gem ~/: gem install rails --prerelease
Successfully installed activesupport-3.0.0.rc
Successfully installed activemodel-3.0.0.rc
Successfully installed rack-mount-0.6.9
Successfully installed tzinfo-0.3.22
Successfully installed abstract-1.0.0
Successfully installed erubis-2.6.6
Successfully installed actionpack-3.0.0.rc
Successfully installed arel-0.4.0

## gist:525776
<!doctype html>
<html>
<head>
    <title>
        <%= title %>
    </title>
    <link  href="//fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Yanone+Kaffeesatz:200,300,400,700" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
    <link rel="stylesheet" href="/stylesheets/generic.css" type="text/css" />
    <link rel="stylesheet" href="/stylesheets/visualize.css" type="text/css" />
    <script src="http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.js"></script>

## gist:525784
var sys = require("sys")
  , fs = require("fs")
  , path = require("path")
  , http = require("http")
  , ws = require('../lib/ws');


var server = http.createServer(function(req, res){
  if( req.url.indexOf("favicon") > -1 ){
    sys.log("HTTP: "+req.socket.remotePort+", inbound request, served nothing, (favicon)");

## gist:604007
// HOWTO: load LABjs itself dynamically!
// inline this code in your page to load LABjs itself dynamically, if you're so inclined.

(function (global, oDOC, handler) {
    var head = document.getElementsByTagName("head")
      , sOnLoad = "onload"
      , sReadyState = "readyState"
      , sDomContentLoaded = "DOMContentLoaded"
      , sLoaded = "loaded"
      , sComplete = "complete"

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## stream.js

this.Server.prototype.stream = function (pathname, files, buffer, res, callback) {
    (function streamFile(files, offset) {
        var file = files.shift();

        if (file) {
            // Stream the file to the client
            fs.createReadStream(path.join(pathname || '.', file), {
                flags: 'r',
                encoding: 'binary',

## slow.js
var fs = require('fs');

fs.unlinkSync('/tmp/__blah');

var s = fs.WriteStream("/tmp/__blah");

for (var i = 0; i < 1024 * 1024; i++) {
  s.write("a");
}

## domTrees.js
function Node1(node) {
 this.node = node;

 var children = node.childNodes,
     i = this.length = children.length;

 while (i--) this[i] = new Node1(children[i]);
}

Node1.prototype.count = function() {

## naf.js
// requires raf.js (polyfil)

(function(){
   var ids = {};

   function requestId(){
      var id;
      while (!id || ids.hasOwnProperty(id)){
        id = Math.floor(Math.random() * 1E9);
      };

	var db = require("db-orm");

	// Import the Email type from the context of the database.
	var Email = db.types("Email");

	// setup our database:
	db.configure({
	type: "redis",
	host: "127.0.0.1",
	Last login: Thu Aug 5 12:50:55 on ttys001
	gem ~/: gem install rails --prerelease
	Successfully installed activesupport-3.0.0.rc
	Successfully installed activemodel-3.0.0.rc
	Successfully installed rack-mount-0.6.9
	Successfully installed tzinfo-0.3.22
	Successfully installed abstract-1.0.0
	Successfully installed erubis-2.6.6
	Successfully installed actionpack-3.0.0.rc
	Successfully installed arel-0.4.0
	<!doctype html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<title>
	<%= title %>
	</title>
	<link href="//fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Yanone+Kaffeesatz:200,300,400,700" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
	<link rel="stylesheet" href="/stylesheets/generic.css" type="text/css" />
	<link rel="stylesheet" href="/stylesheets/visualize.css" type="text/css" />
	<script src="http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.js"></script>
	var sys = require("sys")
	, fs = require("fs")
	, path = require("path")
	, http = require("http")
	, ws = require('../lib/ws');


	var server = http.createServer(function(req, res){
	if( req.url.indexOf("favicon") > -1 ){
	sys.log("HTTP: "+req.socket.remotePort+", inbound request, served nothing, (favicon)");
	// HOWTO: load LABjs itself dynamically!
	// inline this code in your page to load LABjs itself dynamically, if you're so inclined.

	(function (global, oDOC, handler) {
	var head = document.getElementsByTagName("head")
	, sOnLoad = "onload"
	, sReadyState = "readyState"
	, sDomContentLoaded = "DOMContentLoaded"
	, sLoaded = "loaded"
	, sComplete = "complete"

	this.Server.prototype.stream = function (pathname, files, buffer, res, callback) {
	(function streamFile(files, offset) {
	var file = files.shift();

	if (file) {
	// Stream the file to the client
	fs.createReadStream(path.join(pathname \|\| '.', file), {
	flags: 'r',
	encoding: 'binary',
	var fs = require('fs');

	fs.unlinkSync('/tmp/__blah');

	var s = fs.WriteStream("/tmp/__blah");

	for (var i = 0; i < 1024 * 1024; i++) {
	s.write("a");
	}
	function Node1(node) {
	this.node = node;

	var children = node.childNodes,
	i = this.length = children.length;

	while (i--) this[i] = new Node1(children[i]);
	}

	Node1.prototype.count = function() {
	// requires raf.js (polyfil)

	(function(){
	var ids = {};

	function requestId(){
	var id;
	while (!id \|\| ids.hasOwnProperty(id)){
	id = Math.floor(Math.random() * 1E9);
	};