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{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Jake, is that you? Are you going to let us in?",
"linkTitle": "Her Parents",
"href": "/wiki/Her_Parents"
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Ohh, he's so handsome! Oh, Bob, our daughter's finally found a handsome Rainicorn to love!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Well, we are a little blind.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Your house is very colorful. I like that!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Yes, we're eager to know about the studly young Rainicorn that's dating our daughter.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "I am a little curious about your goblin; he looks a little odd.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Oh, Bob, our future son in law must be filthy rich to afford a human butler!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Oh, oh! Let's play some traditional Rainicorn games!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Oh, I was hoping but I was afraid to ask!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Of course we do! Jake said you'd make a great lunch.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Don't you touch him!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "(gasp) You're a dog?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Finn, listen, I just want you to know how sorry we are about trying to eat you.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ethel Rainicorn",
"quote": "Oh, no, this is soy people. I've never tasted real human before, but they say you can't even tell the difference.",
"linkTitle": "Her Parents",
"href": "/wiki/Her_Parents"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "I didn't know he was chocolate.",
"linkTitle": "Slumber Party Panic",
"href": "/wiki/Slumber_Party_Panic"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "I swear I found him like this; I don't know what happened!",
"linkTitle": "The Eyes",
"href": "/wiki/The_Eyes"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Better not say nothing, you!",
"linkTitle": "The Real You",
"href": "/wiki/The_Real_You"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Fine, fine, you can have it... when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!",
"linkTitle": "The Real You",
"href": "/wiki/The_Real_You"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Excuse me, but did you all say Land of the Dead?",
"linkTitle": "Death in Bloom",
"href": "/wiki/Death_in_Bloom"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Certainly Finn, for a small price, which we can discuss later. Take my hands, gentlemen. Stare into where the two walls meet. Now slowly, cross your eyes. Do it, fools! The portal opens. Say 'hi' to Death for me if you see him, he lives in a castle made of light.",
"linkTitle": "Death in Bloom",
"href": "/wiki/Death_in_Bloom"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "And don't drink the... *portal closes* water.",
"linkTitle": "Death in Bloom",
"href": "/wiki/Death_in_Bloom"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Hello, Princess!",
"linkTitle": "Death in Bloom",
"href": "/wiki/Death_in_Bloom"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Ahem, Mr. Finn, Mr. Jake, I believe you still owe me something in exchange for that favor I did.",
"linkTitle": "Death in Bloom",
"href": "/wiki/Death_in_Bloom"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "I'd like your flesh.",
"linkTitle": "Death in Bloom",
"href": "/wiki/Death_in_Bloom"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "*sinister* I'm going to take it from you while you sleep!",
"linkTitle": "Death in Bloom",
"href": "/wiki/Death_in_Bloom"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "We're all candy here!",
"linkTitle": "Susan Strong",
"href": "/wiki/Susan_Strong_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Princess! I brought you some tea-AH! *hisses at possessed Princess Bubblegum*",
"linkTitle": "Mortal Recoil",
"href": "/wiki/Mortal_Recoil"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Hey, man! Calm down! It's just a prank, man, for laughs!",
"linkTitle": "Too Young",
"href": "/wiki/Too_Young"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Behold! A plate of mashed carrots! Flavo-AAARGH! *screaming hysterically in pain*",
"linkTitle": "Too Young",
"href": "/wiki/Too_Young"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "*in great pain* Because I'm excited by this meal I made!",
"linkTitle": "Too Young",
"href": "/wiki/Too_Young"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "He's eating the dirt. SPICE IT NOW!",
"linkTitle": "Too Young",
"href": "/wiki/Too_Young"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "*singing* Get ready for the ultimate prize! Watch her lips puff before your eyes! Never in your life would you dream of this! Never in your freaking life!",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Oh, no, Ogdoad, you will be mine!",
"linkTitle": "The Suitor",
"href": "/wiki/The_Suitor"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Alright, you guys, all you guys are gross. How long have you been waiting to court the princess?",
"linkTitle": "The Suitor",
"href": "/wiki/The_Suitor"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Well, you paid the price, no doubt. And I want to have your babies.",
"linkTitle": "The Suitor",
"href": "/wiki/The_Suitor"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "You should have given him to me!",
"linkTitle": "The Suitor",
"href": "/wiki/The_Suitor"
},
{
"character": "Peppermint Butler",
"quote": "Hey! You want three demon babies?",
"linkTitle": "Nemesis",
"href": "/wiki/Nemesis"
},
{
"character": "Wildberry Princess",
"quote": "Oh, it's nothing really. Someone's trying to kill me. [...] It's no big deal! Finish your pie...",
"linkTitle": "Jake vs. Me-Mow",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_vs._Me-Mow"
},
{
"character": "Wildberry Princess",
"quote": "I found this note stabbed to my door!... man.",
"linkTitle": "Jake vs. Me-Mow",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_vs._Me-Mow"
},
{
"character": "Wildberry Princess",
"quote": "W-w-why would you say that?!",
"linkTitle": "Jake vs. Me-Mow",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_vs._Me-Mow"
},
{
"character": "Wildberry Princess",
"quote": "Oh my! Look at how close to the edge I am!",
"linkTitle": "Jake vs. Me-Mow",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_vs._Me-Mow"
},
{
"character": "Wildberry Princess",
"quote": "Oh, what if I made you my royal pet?",
"linkTitle": "Jake vs. Me-Mow",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_vs._Me-Mow"
},
{
"character": "Wildberry Princess",
"quote": "Oh, no this is a medical condition. I need a hospital.",
"linkTitle": "Jake vs. Me-Mow",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_vs._Me-Mow"
},
{
"character": "Wildberry Princess",
"quote": "Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! My arm!",
"linkTitle": "Princess Monster Wife",
"href": "/wiki/Princess_Monster_Wife_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Ice Queen",
"quote": "The prince shall be mine!",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Ice Queen",
"quote": "Outta my way, tomboy!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ice Queen",
"quote": "You should talk! Keeping all the babes to yourself, totally ice-blocking my game!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ice Queen",
"quote": "NOT THIS TIME!!!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ice Queen",
"quote": "This was so much easier than I thought it would be!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ice Queen",
"quote": "You're what stands between me and my Gumball!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ice Queen",
"quote": "You like my ice sword?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ice Queen",
"quote": "Paws off my prince!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Ice Queen",
"quote": "My magic tiara...my powers!",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Tiffany Oiler",
"quote": "(to Finn) Ha ha ha ha ha! Jake's MY best friend now, forever!",
"linkTitle": "My Two Favorite People",
"href": "/wiki/My_Two_Favorite_People"
},
{
"character": "Tiffany Oiler",
"quote": "(to Finn) No, Jake will be MINE!",
"linkTitle": "My Two Favorite People",
"href": "/wiki/My_Two_Favorite_People"
},
{
"character": "Tiffany Oiler",
"quote": "(to Finn) You'll never defeat me! I WILL be Jake's best friend, because I'm Tiffany! (Finn spits on Tiffany) AAAAAAAHH!!",
"linkTitle": "My Two Favorite People",
"href": "/wiki/My_Two_Favorite_People"
},
{
"character": "Tiffany Oiler",
"quote": "Well, well. From the shadows of dream, the dog wakes to find its—uh... (reads arm) the dog wakes to find its mangy tail flopping in the dust like a fish in a tree. That fish is me, Tiffany!",
"linkTitle": "One Last Job",
"href": "/wiki/One_Last_Job"
},
{
"character": "Tiffany Oiler",
"quote": "I know that vault inside and out. Every guard rotation, every camera, every deadly trap, and that safe is locked up so tight, it makes me wanna spit out my guts and cry about it. YOU EVEN HAVE A PLAN, JAKE?!",
"linkTitle": "One Last Job",
"href": "/wiki/One_Last_Job"
},
{
"character": "Tiffany Oiler",
"quote": "Just like old times, right, Jake? When we were blood, we'd follow each other into the jaws of Death... on a pale horse.",
"linkTitle": "One Last Job",
"href": "/wiki/One_Last_Job"
},
{
"character": "Tiffany Oiler",
"quote": "Now, uh... (reads arm) I'm the dog, and you're the tail. Now you chase me! YOU CHASE MY DREAMS!",
"linkTitle": "One Last Job",
"href": "/wiki/One_Last_Job"
},
{
"character": "Tiffany Oiler",
"quote": "Oh, crud! Jake, I love you! I love you!",
"linkTitle": "One Last Job",
"href": "/wiki/One_Last_Job"
},
{
"character": "Tiffany Oiler",
"quote": "[in Finn's mind] Tiffany! Finn, I'm gonna kill you!",
"linkTitle": "Dentist",
"href": "/wiki/Dentist"
},
{
"character": "Penny",
"quote": "Finn, it's hopeless to try to stop a thief here. Everyone steals from each other. It's ri-doo-doo-diculous.",
"linkTitle": "City of Thieves",
"href": "/wiki/City_of_Thieves_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Penny",
"quote": "I have an idea. My mom used to tell me there's a King of Thieves who lives in the center of the city and everything that gets stolen from little girls ends up at his tower.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Penny",
"quote": "Legend says you'll find the loot in the King of Thieves' chest.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Penny",
"quote": "Of course it's not! I set you up to steal this chest of gold! I couldn't get past the barrier, because I'm a thief.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Penny",
"quote": "You stole something in the city. Now YOU'RE a thief.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Penny",
"quote": "I'm sorry, Finn. Let me give you some, uh, gems or some gold. Or, uh, have some knife in your neck!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Penny",
"quote": "I feel clean, like all the filth of the city and wrongdoings are gone. Thank you, F and J. I haven't felt like this since I was young!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Penny",
"quote": "Finn, thank you for the second chance to live a purer life.",
"linkTitle": "City of Thieves",
"href": "/wiki/City_of_Thieves_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Princess? It's me, Starchie the Grave Digger. I brought you a larger corpse shovel. Princess? Well, I'll just wait for you here then, by the mausoleum, with my back turned and my defenses lowered.",
"linkTitle": "Slumber Party Panic",
"href": "/wiki/Slumber_Party_Panic"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "I can't help it; flesh is delicious!",
"linkTitle": "Slumber Party Panic",
"href": "/wiki/Slumber_Party_Panic"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Oh, oh, don't squeeze me; I'll fart! [farts]",
"linkTitle": "Slumber Party Panic",
"href": "/wiki/Slumber_Party_Panic"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Starchie's feeling healthy again! A bit too healthy if you ask me.",
"linkTitle": "What Have You Done?",
"href": "/wiki/What_Have_You_Done%3F"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Starchie's a Beelzebub.",
"linkTitle": "Susan Strong",
"href": "/wiki/Susan_Strong_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",
"linkTitle": "Too Young",
"href": "/wiki/Too_Young"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Yeah, right. If Starchie survives that long.",
"linkTitle": "Too Young",
"href": "/wiki/Too_Young"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Oh my, that's a lot of zombies down there. Starchie's glad he's up here. Doo dee doo doo doo doo—[gets carried away by flying zombie] Dang it!",
"linkTitle": "From Bad to Worse",
"href": "/wiki/From_Bad_to_Worse"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "In your dreams, you freak!",
"linkTitle": "You Made Me",
"href": "/wiki/You_Made_Me"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Starchie only takes magic!",
"linkTitle": "Wizards Only, Fools",
"href": "/wiki/Wizards_Only,_Fools"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Princess, you're being really disrespectful of my beliefs.",
"linkTitle": "Wizards Only, Fools",
"href": "/wiki/Wizards_Only,_Fools"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Cough,cough. Boy, that's some smelly.",
"linkTitle": "Billy's Bucket List",
"href": "/wiki/Billy%27s_Bucket_List"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "I officially call this meeting of the Veritas Brigade to order. Lux in Tenebris",
"linkTitle": "Nemesis",
"href": "/wiki/Nemesis"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Whoa! This is some good stuff. We are finally this close to exposing the Princess' shady dealings. Meanwhile, PB remains blissfully unaware up in her ivory tower.",
"linkTitle": "Nemesis",
"href": "/wiki/Nemesis"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Whoa, Kenny boy, you're blowing my mind.",
"linkTitle": "Nemesis",
"href": "/wiki/Nemesis"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Hey Peace Master, Ohh! My noodle.",
"linkTitle": "Nemesis",
"href": "/wiki/Nemesis"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "It's all cool, Peace Master. Truth Sleuths keep it real.",
"linkTitle": "Nemesis",
"href": "/wiki/Nemesis"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "Oh, this is a mistake. That's my boy Peppermint Butler.",
"linkTitle": "Nemesis",
"href": "/wiki/Nemesis"
},
{
"character": "Starchy",
"quote": "You can't do that to our friend!",
"linkTitle": "Nemesis",
"href": "/wiki/Nemesis"
},
{
"character": "Cuber",
"quote": "Hmm? Hohoho, gleeble bayble grapes, you're just in time. Bayble Cuber's bound to watch an inkledribble adventure from days of old, on my Holo-Pyramid Viewer. Five stories - each relating to one special theme. See if you Graybles can guess the theme by the end of the episode, OK? Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.",
"linkTitle": "Five Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Cuber",
"quote": "What? What's that? You haven't guessed it? Oh, I'm sorry. Well, pause your viewer now to think about it before I belable it to you ...The theme was the five senses, you see? Look: BMO SAW his reflection, Finn and Jake TOUCHED their hands together, the princess made a TASTY sandwich, the blue guy SMELLED bad, and the other thing HEARD music.",
"linkTitle": "Five Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Cuber",
"quote": "Ho ho, what a treat! OK well, I'll see you crimpy glimmers on triode flimpin' the diode, ah ha ha hmm! (waves)",
"linkTitle": "Five Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Cuber",
"quote": "Here for more graybles, I reckon?",
"linkTitle": "Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Cuber",
"quote": "Now you've got it. I can tell. The theme is the five tastes.\nYou see, Jake ate a SWEET plum. Marceline played some SAVORY licks. Tree Trunks had a SOUR taste inside her mouth, oh my. Gunter wanted to taste the SALTY tears and Football's tea was BITTER.",
"linkTitle": "Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Cuber",
"quote": "Huh? What’s that you say? You thought the theme was the five fingers? (laughs) Don’t be silly! No one's had five fingers for twenty blablillion glaybles. Five telepathy glands maybe. Ah… slimmin'. Well anyway, looks like it’s that time again. I’ll see you crimpy glimmers on triode flimpin’ the diode!",
"linkTitle": "Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Cuber",
"quote": "Now, look to my visualizer screen and let this exciting grayble dribble all over your mind label.",
"linkTitle": "Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Cuber",
"quote": "Oh, hello. Here for more graybles I presume. Well you've come to the right computer-fable. Feast your eyes-mabel on my holo-pyramid viewer and--Huh? What's that you say? Not in the mood for graybles, you say? Oh dear.",
"linkTitle": "Another Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Another_Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Hi Jake, why are you lookin' so down in the dumps?No response, huh? Guess you're good.",
"linkTitle": "My Two Favorite People",
"href": "/wiki/My_Two_Favorite_People"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Hey, Jake, why don't you just hang out with both of them at the same time?",
"linkTitle": "My Two Favorite People",
"href": "/wiki/My_Two_Favorite_People"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "You can just call me Shelby.",
"linkTitle": "Video Makers",
"href": "/wiki/Video_Makers"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Check please.",
"linkTitle": "Video Makers",
"href": "/wiki/Video_Makers"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "And so it was decided, that once a year when the weather got chilly, that Finn, Jake, The Ice King, BMO, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline the Vampire Queen, Cinnamon Bun, Peppermint Butler, Phil, a Candy Cane Man, one of the Gumdrop Girls, Lady Rainicorn, Lumpy Space Princess, that guy, the other guy, a pig, Tree Trunks, a two-headed duck, the old crazy Tart Toter, the Punch Bowl, a booger and Gunther would get together while wearing really big sweaters and watch videos on the floor next to a fire, to celebrate the day that Finn and Jake had a fleeting moment of empathy for the biggest weirdo in Ooo. It was a miracle. Good night.",
"linkTitle": "Holly Jolly Secrets Part II",
"href": "/wiki/Holly_Jolly_Secrets_Part_II"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Hey, Tree Trunks! Hey! Tree Trunks! How are you?",
"linkTitle": "Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Yes, just reading this book.",
"linkTitle": "Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "What? (confused) Uh uh oh, ohhhhhh I get it. (laughs)",
"linkTitle": "Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Where am I? Tree Trunks, What's going on?",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Behind this door on every floor, danger danger evermore.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Uh, Lemongrab.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Nevermind.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "I think I have an idea.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "That's a girl, Tree Trunks! You can do it!",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "This is all gonna work out just fine.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Yay! Tree Trunks.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Faster, TT.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Uh, what is going on here Ice King.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Yeah, but no thanks.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Uh, you should have told us, I would have freaking brought something.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Hey Jake, can I hitch a ride back home.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Ice King was doing some desperate business, it didn't work out and he's pretty bummed out about it.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Shelby",
"quote": "Me, watching this.",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Sometimes I do [drink blood], but it's not the blood that I like. It's the color.",
"linkTitle": "Evicted!",
"href": "/wiki/Evicted!"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "I eat shades of red.",
"linkTitle": "Evicted!",
"href": "/wiki/Evicted!"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "I've seen some stuff that would really make you say \"like what?\"",
"linkTitle": "Evicted!",
"href": "/wiki/Evicted!"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "I'm not mean. I'm a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code.",
"linkTitle": "House Hunting Song",
"href": "/wiki/House_Hunting_Song"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "\"Henchman for life\" means, \"HENCHMAN FOR LIFE!\"",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Oh, if it isn't my favorite goody-two-shoes Finn.",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "(mocking Finn) Ooh, \"My code of honor wouldn't allow it.\"",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Yes, Jake? What would you like to talk about?",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Sounds like dinner.",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Hey, Finn, are you thinking about how that guy's bow tie sorta looked like a bra?",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Corpses buried in mud that's black, from death I command you to come back!",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Are you ready to lead an evil army of the undead?",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "I wrote this next song about a fisherman.",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "You should've hacked it to pieces when it was still adorable...",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Yeah, it hurts, but I kinda like it. Reminds me when I'd scrape my knees up as a kid, and my mom would patch me up. You know what I'm saying?",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "So, Finn, I need you to strangle some pixies.",
"linkTitle": "Henchman",
"href": "/wiki/Henchman"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "[...] maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum!",
"linkTitle": "It Came from the Nightosphere",
"href": "/wiki/It_Came_from_the_Nightosphere"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "My dad stole my bass guitar, Finn!",
"linkTitle": "It Came from the Nightosphere",
"href": "/wiki/It_Came_from_the_Nightosphere"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "I just want my dad to notice me.",
"linkTitle": "It Came from the Nightosphere",
"href": "/wiki/It_Came_from_the_Nightosphere"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Yeah, it'll be funny.",
"linkTitle": "Go With Me",
"href": "/wiki/Go_With_Me"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Hello, Bonnibel.",
"linkTitle": "Go With Me",
"href": "http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Go_With_Me"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "If you show Bubblegum you're fun, she'll defs wanna go to the movies with you.",
"linkTitle": "Go With Me",
"href": "/wiki/Go_With_Me"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "The only thing women love more than fun is excitement. She needs to feel her blood pump, man! She needs to... BE CHASED BY WOLVES!",
"linkTitle": "Go With Me",
"href": "/wiki/Go_With_Me"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Come on, Finn, a brainlord like Bonnie? You'd be bored with her in a week.",
"linkTitle": "Go With Me",
"href": "/wiki/Go_With_Me"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Vampire kick!",
"linkTitle": "Heat Signature",
"href": "/wiki/Heat_Signature_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Vampires can't beat ghosts. It's like a rock-paper-scissors thing.",
"linkTitle": "Heat Signature",
"href": "/wiki/Heat_Signature_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Hambo is my only friend.",
"linkTitle": "Memory of a Memory",
"href": "/wiki/Memory_of_a_Memory"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "I'm hurting you because I love you.",
"linkTitle": "Memory of a Memory",
"href": "/wiki/Memory_of_a_Memory"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "What are you guys still doing here?",
"linkTitle": "Memory of a Memory",
"href": "/wiki/Memory_of_a_Memory"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Nope, but there might be anything behind that cellar door, and it rhymes with memory core!",
"linkTitle": "Memory of a Memory",
"href": "/wiki/Memory_of_a_Memory"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Daddy, why?",
"linkTitle": "Memory of a Memory",
"href": "/wiki/Memory_of_a_Memory"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "That was my favorite thing in the whole world!",
"linkTitle": "Memory of a Memory",
"href": "/wiki/Memory_of_a_Memory"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "That's the last straw, Ash! That's it! You're a psycho jerk and you ruined my life!",
"linkTitle": "Memory of a Memory",
"href": "/wiki/Memory_of_a_Memory"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "IT'S OVER, YOU PSYCHO!!!",
"linkTitle": "Memory of a Memory",
"href": "/wiki/Memory_of_a_Memory"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Finn, I think I'd like to wake up now.",
"linkTitle": "Memory of a Memory",
"href": "/wiki/Memory_of_a_Memory"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "They broke out because you let them live.",
"linkTitle": "What Was Missing",
"href": "/wiki/What_Was_Missing"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Ha! Looks like you're not as perfect as you thought. Guess you can't judge me anymore.",
"linkTitle": "What Was Missing",
"href": "/wiki/What_Was_Missing"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Stay away from me! FOREVEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"linkTitle": "Return to the Nightosphere",
"href": "/wiki/Return_to_the_Nightosphere"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Hey guys, wanna come party in the Nightosphere with me? I visited my dad and it's crazy boring.",
"linkTitle": "Daddy's Little Monster",
"href": "/wiki/Daddy%27s_Little_Monster"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you to be proud of me!",
"linkTitle": "Daddy's Little Monster",
"href": "/wiki/Daddy%27s_Little_Monster"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Stop acting crazy!",
"linkTitle": "I Remember You",
"href": "/wiki/I_Remember_You"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "You know, I’m actually glad to see you.\nMaybe I’m the one who’s... nuts.",
"linkTitle": "I Remember You",
"href": "http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/I_Remember_You#Synopsis"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "You don't remember anything, do you SIMON?!",
"linkTitle": "I Remember You",
"href": "/wiki/I_Remember_You"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Well, he's very dear to my heart. I love him.",
"linkTitle": "Simon & Marcy",
"href": "/wiki/Simon_%26_Marcy"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "I love you, Simon.",
"linkTitle": "Simon & Marcy",
"href": "/wiki/Simon_%26_Marcy"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "You... ate all... MY RED!",
"linkTitle": "Red Starved",
"href": "/wiki/Red_Starved"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "Jake, I don't wanna hurt you. But you should know things get crazy when I'm hungry.",
"linkTitle": "Red Starved",
"href": "/wiki/Red_Starved"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "I'm gonna go into feral mode. [sighs] It's not gonna be pretty.",
"linkTitle": "Red Starved",
"href": "/wiki/Red_Starved"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "[in raspy voice] Get me a bucket of lava, Jake.",
"linkTitle": "Red Starved",
"href": "/wiki/Red_Starved"
},
{
"character": "Marceline",
"quote": "I can smell your insides, Jake. [chuckles] They smell... red!",
"linkTitle": "Red Starved",
"href": "/wiki/Red_Starved"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "Hello? Am I in the right room?",
"linkTitle": "You Made Me",
"href": "/wiki/You_Made_Me"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "I'm Lemongrab!",
"linkTitle": "You Made Me",
"href": "/wiki/You_Made_Me"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "All in favor of pardoning the prisoners? [...] Pardons for all!",
"linkTitle": "You Made Me",
"href": "/wiki/You_Made_Me"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "...and cares by yelling! Hmm!",
"linkTitle": "You Made Me",
"href": "/wiki/You_Made_Me"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "But call first!",
"linkTitle": "You Made Me",
"href": "/wiki/You_Made_Me"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "I looked deep inside myself and found that I'm a guy who can't stop making candy life from the food he needs.",
"linkTitle": "All Your Fault",
"href": "/wiki/All_Your_Fault"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "Who cares anyway? They've brought no food! We're all going to die!",
"linkTitle": "All Your Fault",
"href": "/wiki/All_Your_Fault"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "Dearest brother, I really think Lemon-Sweets would rather go to bed.",
"linkTitle": "Another Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Another_Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "The end! My end!",
"linkTitle": "Another Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Another_Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "Come, one and all, and join the dance!",
"linkTitle": "Too Old",
"href": "/wiki/Too_Old"
},
{
"character": "Lemongrab 2",
"quote": "Lemon brothers! Stop! Stop and listen! It has cost me much, but I have learned that lemon need not squeeze lemon to survive. Lemonhope, go forth, grow strong, and return for us!",
"linkTitle": "Too Old",
"href": "/wiki/Too_Old"
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "I am Paper Pete, the leader of the Pagelings, but you can call me PP!",
"linkTitle": "Paper Pete",
"href": "/wiki/Paper_Pete_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "We are the secret guardians of the books in the library. You know those blank pieces of paper in the beginning of old books? That's us! We revealed ourselves to you, noble giant, because you felt our plight when you saw the damaged books - and now is our darkest hour, for the Moldos have been growing more bold with every attack. Look at the damage done yesterday at the battle of teddy bear joke book!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "They're massing for a full scale assault on every book in the library!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "We don't want to reveal ourselves to anyone else, we are the secret guardians. Secret.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "Very well, we shall dance as flowers!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "By wearing the beast (Jake), we shall become like the beast!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "We can't wait any longer. We must go back to the bookshelf to prepare for the Moldos attack.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "(Gasps) We were gone too long! Wield my brethren, wield!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "Aye, this was but a reconnaissance squad. Sent to test our marrow!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "Their bites sting like the dickens.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "You've discovered the Moldoses' secret lair!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "Finn: I've come to help the Moldos defeat the Pagelings.\nPaper Pete: Traitor! Hi ya! (starts attacking Finn to no effect)\nFinn: Calm down, this is part of my plan.\nPaper Pete: Ohh, haha. Then I shall play along wise giant!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "May you rot in Tartarus, may your skin boil, and eyes burst into flames, forever in a pit!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "Well played, o giant! You have the cunning of Odysseus!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Paper Pete (character)",
"quote": "Giant! Have you wiped out the Moldo horde?",
"linkTitle": "Paper Pete",
"href": "/wiki/Paper_Pete_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "I am incapable of emotion, but you are making me chafed!",
"linkTitle": "Donny",
"href": "/wiki/Donny_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Who wants to play video games?",
"linkTitle": "Rainy Day Daydream",
"href": "/wiki/Rainy_Day_Daydream"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Battery low. Shutdown.",
"linkTitle": "Rainy Day Daydream",
"href": "/wiki/Rainy_Day_Daydream"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Oh no, it's much more dangerous than you think!",
"linkTitle": "Guardians of Sunshine",
"href": "/wiki/Guardians_of_Sunshine_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "If I push this button, you will both be dangerously transported into my main brain game frame, where it is very dangerous.",
"linkTitle": "Guardians of Sunshine",
"href": "/wiki/Guardians_of_Sunshine_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "No! It's a far-too-dangerous incredible adventure for you! That's final.",
"linkTitle": "Guardians of Sunshine",
"href": "/wiki/Guardians_of_Sunshine_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Use the combo move, Finn! The combo move!",
"linkTitle": "Guardians of Sunshine",
"href": "/wiki/Guardians_of_Sunshine_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "This does compute!",
"linkTitle": "Video Makers",
"href": "/wiki/Video_Makers"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "BMO is camera!",
"linkTitle": "Conquest of Cuteness",
"href": "/wiki/Conquest_of_Cuteness"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Check, please.",
"linkTitle": "Video Makers",
"href": "/wiki/Video_Makers"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.",
"linkTitle": "The Creeps",
"href": "/wiki/The_Creeps"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Yes, Finn. It goes in my butt.",
"linkTitle": "Holly Jolly Secrets Part I",
"href": "/wiki/Holly_Jolly_Secrets_Part_I"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "My alarm says it's time for Finn's bath. Finn, get naked.",
"linkTitle": "Holly Jolly Secrets Part I",
"href": "/wiki/Holly_Jolly_Secrets_Part_I"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "If anyone tries to hurt Finn, I will kill them.",
"linkTitle": "Incendium",
"href": "/wiki/Incendium"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Bow to your sensei.",
"linkTitle": "Gotcha!",
"href": "/wiki/Gotcha!"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "No, I do not play such games... with Jake.",
"linkTitle": "Card Wars",
"href": "/wiki/Card_Wars"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "BMO Chop! If this were a real attack, you'd be dead.",
"linkTitle": "Card Wars",
"href": "/wiki/Card_Wars"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Guess who's late for their video chat.",
"linkTitle": "Burning Low",
"href": "/wiki/Burning_Low"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Sure he's a dirt bag born out of a mother, but who's not?",
"linkTitle": "BMO Noire",
"href": "/wiki/BMO_Noire"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "I feel like I got hit with a Dracula by King Kong.",
"linkTitle": "BMO Noire",
"href": "/wiki/BMO_Noire"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "She's red hot like pizza supper!",
"linkTitle": "BMO Noire",
"href": "/wiki/BMO_Noire"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Puppies! Puppies! Puppies!",
"linkTitle": "Jake the Dad",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_the_Dad"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "My face! Finn! Jake! Kiss my face!",
"linkTitle": "BMO Lost",
"href": "/wiki/BMO_Lost"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "All right, last night, an electric presence came into my room and said, \"BMO, I need your perfect body to host the human incarnation of a baby!\"",
"linkTitle": "James Baxter the Horse",
"href": "/wiki/James_Baxter_the_Horse_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "BMO",
"quote": "Finn, you're dumb- you're dumb- you're dumb- you're da man! This is gonna be a snap!",
"linkTitle": "Be More",
"href": "/wiki/Be_More"
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "What happened to them, husband?",
"linkTitle": "Princess Monster Wife",
"href": "/wiki/Princess_Monster_Wife_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "Is there something wrong with me? The way I am... it's not normal, is it?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "Princess Monster Wife: I need a glass of water.\nIce King: Ooh, I'll go get it-\nPrincess Monster Wife: No, it's okay. I'll get it.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "(looking at her reflection) You are not normal; you are a monster! Monster! A monster!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "I don't feel beautiful. I feel like a freak.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "You should just find another princess to marry, I'm unlovable!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "Ice King: Girl I love you as much as all the other princesses in the world combined.\nPrincess Monster Wife: You don't really mean that...",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "I'm just a bunch of stolen parts?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "But who am I?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "You'd love me even without these other princesses's parts?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Princess Monster Wife (character)",
"quote": "Though my parts be scattered, I shall always be your wife.",
"linkTitle": "Princess Monster Wife",
"href": "/wiki/Princess_Monster_Wife_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "I call this chair!",
"linkTitle": "Donny",
"href": "/wiki/Donny_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "You put on some pants!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "This game cheats!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "Everybody's gettin' mad at me for nothing!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "Jake, somebody broke your... um... entire living room.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "Ah! Master Finn has returned. [...] Thanks to you, I shall never be jerky again!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "(Singing) Eight ounces, eight glasses, eight days a week.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "(Singing) Gotta get pants! Go get your pants! Button... fly!I wrote that one myself.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "(Singing) Comb your hair right! It's a good time! Sticky, sticky pomade. Short back and sides!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Donny (character)",
"quote": "Hey, I love being a jerk! Thanks, Finn. Finn? Finn, you loser. I'll... never... forget you!",
"linkTitle": "Donny",
"href": "/wiki/Donny_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "Well, he's right. I only entered this contest 'cause I thought the prize would be money... but it's just a kiss!",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "Blegh, no way! If I were the winner, I would turn my face so our lips wouldn't touch, and I would push Princess away! Turn and push, turn and push...",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "Well, I'm going back to my cave to wait for someone to kill me. Goodbye.",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "My body is squishy. That's how I survived.",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "Yes, I did it! I really did it! I'm a true wizard!",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "Thank you, Grand Master Wizard. I guess through this trial I have become a great wizard. I came here with no self esteem and no chances, a will-o-wisp of a boy, but I walk out this arena a man! A confident man, who deserves a kiss from a princess!",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "Oh, guys, I don't know. That's not my place; I just work here, and I...",
"linkTitle": "Wizards Only, Fools",
"href": "/wiki/Wizards_Only,_Fools"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "This isn't happening! Ouch!",
"linkTitle": "Wizards Only, Fools",
"href": "/wiki/Wizards_Only,_Fools"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "Bubblegum, I hereby challenge you to an honorable prison stabbing to the death!",
"linkTitle": "Wizards Only, Fools",
"href": "/wiki/Wizards_Only,_Fools"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "Strike me down, and restore my honor.",
"linkTitle": "Wizards Only, Fools",
"href": "/wiki/Wizards_Only,_Fools"
},
{
"character": "Abracadaniel",
"quote": "...Ooooooh! (Makes rainbow magic with his wand)",
"linkTitle": "Wizards Only, Fools",
"href": "/wiki/Wizards_Only,_Fools"
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Hey, how's it going?",
"linkTitle": "To Cut a Woman's Hair",
"href": "/wiki/To_Cut_a_Woman%27s_Hair"
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Is that true what the bird said? You guys are heroes?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Oh, I wasn't hiding. I'm a tree witch. I can turn into trees and bushes and shrubs and stuff. Check it out.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "So, listen. I need you two heroes to get me a lock of princess hair.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Why? 'Cause I have a balding problem. What are you, blind? Are you blind?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Anyway, I need the princess hair so I can put it on my head, and then I'll be beautiful.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "I don't mind if you have a GF.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Hey, how would you court me?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "There. Now someone's in danger.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "What? You forget I'm a witch?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Well, maybe you should get me some princess hair, so maybe your friend doesn't get sucked into my bottomless bottom!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Wait! You can't tell anyone why you need it.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "I don't want anyone to know I have a balding problem.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "I'm gonna look so beautiful... Invited to all the parties.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Ah! Quiet down! I'm daydreaming!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "My cat had kittens... and I'm thinking of naming one \"Little Whiner.\" What do you think? Is that a good name?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "This isn't hair! It's bubblegum!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Well, I guess you failed. Say goodbye to your dog.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "He's right. Well, don't get me wrong, I know I'm ugly... and evil.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "But I thought if I had some beautiful hair, I could learn how to love myself. (sobs)",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "(shocked) You'd really give me your hair?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "Thank you, Finn. And now to use my hair for evil.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "'Cause I'm evil! (cackle, cackle) What'd you want from me?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Tree Witch",
"quote": "OW! Oh, Oh... I think I fractured a branch.",
"linkTitle": "To Cut a Woman's Hair",
"href": "/wiki/To_Cut_a_Woman%27s_Hair"
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Nothung!",
"linkTitle": "His Hero",
"href": "/wiki/His_Hero"
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Yep, it's me.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Aww, that'd be a waste of time.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "No, I was talking about beating up monsters. It's as pointless as a dog chasing his own tail.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "You know where she is right now? She's probably being eaten by a different monster. She's probably dead.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "In my youth, I was much like you. Motivated, head strong, wore a silly little outfit. Even had a magic dog.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "All my life I've beaten on evil creatures, (sigh) but new evil keep [sic] popping up! Kicking their butts was a hopeless effort!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Non-violently. Help people by being active in your community!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Aw I don't--I don't want to buy anything!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Don't you see how pointless it is? You know what's probably happening to that Old Lady right now? She's probably dead!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Hm. Perhaps you're right. (groans) It's as if your words are filling a void in my very being. You wanna watch?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Nothung! Finn and Jake, truly, you are my heroes.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Now you're freaking me out!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Get outta here!",
"linkTitle": "His Hero",
"href": "/wiki/His_Hero"
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Not Joshua! Your other dad. Dad the Human.",
"linkTitle": "Billy's Bucket List",
"href": "/wiki/Billy%27s_Bucket_List"
},
{
"character": "Billy",
"quote": "Your father, Finn. He's alive.",
"linkTitle": "Billy's Bucket List",
"href": "/wiki/Billy%27s_Bucket_List"
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "Yeah, thanks, Finn. I'm excited to learn.",
"linkTitle": "Goliad",
"href": "/wiki/Goliad_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "Jake, these kids seem pretty scary...",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "Yeah, I think so, Finn. I've learned a real lot already so far. So much. From Jake.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "Alright, listen up! You kids better stop donking around and get up that ramp! You're gonna mess up Goliad! I'm Don Juan Cherry Temp—Cherry Tempo! It's my way or the highway, glob-dobbit!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "My brain? Are you sure?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "No, Finn. This way's good. Everyone did what I wanted. Really fast, no mistakes, calm like you said. This is definitely the way to lead. Definitely.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "No, Princess. Bee cares not for flower. If getting pollen hurt or killed flower, bee would not care. Bee is stronger than flower. Goliad is stronger than bee. Goliad is stronger than all.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "No, Princess. This is my castle now.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "Wait, brother. Why must we fight? Rule with me! [...] No, brother. Don't you see? They're turning us against— [...] So be it...",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Goliad (character)",
"quote": "Hi, Finn. Hi, Jake.",
"linkTitle": "Goliad",
"href": "/wiki/Goliad_(episode)"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "These jelly kinders aren't alive, are they?",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "Sounds like it's gonna be large.",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "You want me to... go with you to the ball?",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "Ice Queen, why are you always predatoring on dudes?",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "I'm sure when he said, \"Go out,\" he meant, \"Go out,\" not, \"GO OUT.\"",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "Come on, you heard what he said. I'm like his guy friend.",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "A crystal sword! I'm all about swords! How did you know?",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "But I'm gonna kick your butt! Not that I'm thinking of butts...",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "It was a date! There was singing and junk!",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "This is really messed up, Ice Queen! What is your problem with me!?",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "I can't believe I fell for this trash! You got me to show up in a dress and a purse... my purse! My sword!",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "No! You might catch her crazy!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "I think the reason I got all these guy friends and no boyfriend is because I don't really wanna date any of 'em. I don't need to feel like I'm waiting to be noticed. I know who I am and I'll know what I want if and when it ever comes along.",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "But there is one guy I'd do anything to date: the Ice King.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "Ugh. Sometimes Gumball's missions can be so lame",
"linkTitle": "Bad Little Boy",
"href": "/wiki/Bad_Little_Boy"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "Bad little boy. That's what you're acting like, but I really don't buy your that kind of guy.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "Look, I don't care your being a jerk to me, but nobody messes with Cake",
"linkTitle": "Bad Little Boy",
"href": "/wiki/Bad_Little_Boy"
},
{
"character": "Fionna",
"quote": "I-I get that you flirt with me all the time and it's funny and whatever, but your doing that now!? What are you trying to do to my head!? You think I've got some little crush on you? Well, for however long we have left . . . for once drop it you freak!",
"linkTitle": "Bad Little Boy",
"href": "/wiki/Bad_Little_Boy"
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "Quiet... or you die!",
"linkTitle": "Jake vs. Me-Mow",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_vs._Me-Mow"
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "But once I take out a princess, I gaduate [sic] to full membership.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "Yes I know, but since you've blown my cover you will slay Wildberry Princess!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "Blech! It's like warm garbage up in here!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "Grrraaah! You liar!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "Okay Jake, I've injected half the poison and you'll be dead in 30 minutes, unless you kill the princess, which is when I'll give you the antidote.",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "If you say anything I'll stab you in the brain!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "(While sleeping) Gonna double-cross Jake... and leave him to die...",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "Time's running out Jake! Do you want the antidote or not?",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "Do it, Jake! Do iiiiit!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "The name's Me-Mow!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "Try it, oaf!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "We'll see who's laughing... when you're blind!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "What? This antidote? (Smashes vial)",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "Forget it kid. I gave Jake enough poison to kill a dog fifty times his size!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "A magic dog?! Nooo!",
"linkTitle": "",
"href": ""
},
{
"character": "Me-Mow",
"quote": "You've ruined me! I have to wait a whole year to retake the assassin's test!",
"linkTitle": "Jake vs. Me-Mow",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_vs._Me-Mow"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "Dad! The manual's a buncha junk! Just give us a chance.",
"linkTitle": "Jake the Dad",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_the_Dad"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "수학! [suhag!] Mathematical!",
"linkTitle": "Jake the Dad",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_the_Dad"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "아빠 몸체이동! [abba momche idong!] Move Dad into body!",
"linkTitle": "Jake the Dad",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_the_Dad"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "무지개 뱅! [mujigae baeng!] Rainbow bang!",
"linkTitle": "Jake the Dad",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_the_Dad"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "Ya see, Dad? We flippin’ crushed it. Crushed it!",
"linkTitle": "Jake the Dad",
"href": "/wiki/Jake_the_Dad"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "Ta-da! I totally double-crossed you!",
"linkTitle": "One Last Job",
"href": "/wiki/One_Last_Job"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "Ya havin' fun, Dad?",
"linkTitle": "Another Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Another_Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "Oh, sorry. It's cool. I'm just thinking about the future, I guess. We're on, like, the bleeding edge of history. Everything ahead of us is totally unknown, and there's no guarantee that things are going to be all right. It's exciting, but it's also pretty scary. You know?",
"linkTitle": "Another Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Another_Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "Mom has some weird taste in men.",
"linkTitle": "Another Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Another_Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "HEY, why are you trying to steal my dad's stuff!?!",
"linkTitle": "Another Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Another_Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Jake Jr.",
"quote": "Man, you can't steal, dummy.",
"linkTitle": "Another Five More Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Another_Five_More_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Heh? Stop meddling, boy! You and your magical dog can't harm me.",
"linkTitle": "Adventure Time",
"href": "/wiki/Animated_short"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I'm going to make one marry me!",
"linkTitle": "Adventure Time",
"href": "/wiki/Animated_short"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Your hat is stupid!",
"linkTitle": "Adventure Time",
"href": "/wiki/Animated_short"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Now I've got you, boy!",
"linkTitle": "Adventure Time",
"href": "/wiki/Animated_short"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Fool! Your powers are no match for my magical crown!",
"linkTitle": "Adventure Time",
"href": "/wiki/Animated_short"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "My powers! Foul and noisome whelp! You've not seen the last of my wintery fangs! I'll cleave the warmth from your bones and stop still your beating heart with my claaaaws...",
"linkTitle": "Adventure Time",
"href": "/wiki/Animated_short"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Do you know what 'Ice King' means?!",
"linkTitle": "Prisoners of Love",
"href": "/wiki/Prisoners_of_Love"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Ladies! I brought you a baby, and a puppy!",
"linkTitle": "Prisoners of Love",
"href": "/wiki/Prisoners_of_Love"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I'll show you fun. Fun is my middle name!",
"linkTitle": "Prisoners of Love",
"href": "/wiki/Prisoners_of_Love"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Play it or I'll squish you into juice!",
"linkTitle": "Prisoners of Love",
"href": "/wiki/Prisoners_of_Love"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I am the king! I am the king of c-c-cool!",
"linkTitle": "Prisoners of Love",
"href": "/wiki/Prisoners_of_Love"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Ooh, are you trying to hit me? Well, excuse me because I have to go potty in the bathroom.",
"linkTitle": "Prisoners of Love",
"href": "/wiki/Prisoners_of_Love"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Who are you? Ha ha ha! I know, you're probably a... a biiiiiiig neeeerd! Hey baby, why don't you try being cool like me?",
"linkTitle": "Prisoners of Love",
"href": "/wiki/Prisoners_of_Love"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "This is my domain!",
"linkTitle": "Prisoners of Love",
"href": "/wiki/Prisoners_of_Love"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Fat! Fat! Fat! Daddy's little fatty. Oh, you'll never get a prom date with all that tub on your face, you know?",
"linkTitle": "What is Life?",
"href": "/wiki/What_is_Life%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Finn? Ugh! Why can't you ever be a princess?",
"linkTitle": "What is Life?",
"href": "/wiki/What_is_Life%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Finish him off, my semi-loyal pet!",
"linkTitle": "What is Life?",
"href": "/wiki/What_is_Life%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Now finally I can kill you! Oh, wait. Wait, wait... I am so stupid. Silly billy. I came by to tell you the good news. I'm getting married to someone who wants to marry me.\"",
"linkTitle": "When Wedding Bells Thaw",
"href": "/wiki/When_Wedding_Bells_Thaw"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Strangling the groom's nose at a wedding?! What's wrong with you?!",
"linkTitle": "When Wedding Bells Thaw",
"href": "/wiki/When_Wedding_Bells_Thaw"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Gunter, who told you you could fly?",
"linkTitle": "It Came from the Nightosphere",
"href": "/wiki/It_Came_from_the_Nightosphere"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "No one sucks the life from my penguins except me... and maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter.",
"linkTitle": "It Came from the Nightosphere",
"href": "/wiki/It_Came_from_the_Nightosphere"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "You've raised my frosty dander!",
"linkTitle": "It Came from the Nightosphere",
"href": "/wiki/It_Came_from_the_Nightosphere"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I've soiled my tunic, completely by choice!",
"linkTitle": "It Came from the Nightosphere",
"href": "/wiki/It_Came_from_the_Nightosphere"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Finn! You have destroyed my faith in canned peanut brittle!",
"linkTitle": "What Have You Done?",
"href": "/wiki/What_Have_You_Done%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "These bars won't hold me forever! Hey, there's only like two of them.",
"linkTitle": "What Have You Done?",
"href": "/wiki/What_Have_You_Done%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I'm toying with you... psychologically!",
"linkTitle": "What Have You Done?",
"href": "/wiki/What_Have_You_Done%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm rockin' your world view!",
"linkTitle": "What Have You Done?",
"href": "/wiki/What_Have_You_Done%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "So, let me get this straight. You're hitting on me.",
"linkTitle": "What Have You Done?",
"href": "/wiki/What_Have_You_Done%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I'm a banana!!",
"linkTitle": "What Have You Done?",
"href": "/wiki/What_Have_You_Done%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Oh, well... Gunter, dispose of Finn's carcass.",
"linkTitle": "What Have You Done?",
"href": "/wiki/What_Have_You_Done%3F"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Gunter, you're embarrassing me!",
"linkTitle": "The Chamber of Frozen Blades",
"href": "/wiki/The_Chamber_of_Frozen_Blades"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Gunter was preggers!",
"linkTitle": "The Chamber of Frozen Blades",
"href": "/wiki/The_Chamber_of_Frozen_Blades"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Oh. I... I see. It's all making sense now. Brrrrapapo! (Blasts window with ice magic, shattering it) I'm going, Princess. I'm sorry if my skin grossed you out. Nobody wants to see this old skin, I guess. (Tearing up) Nobody in the world.",
"linkTitle": "Mortal Recoil",
"href": "/wiki/Mortal_Recoil"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Hey. I had to keep an eye on the Princess because she's being possessed by the Lich.",
"linkTitle": "Mortal Recoil",
"href": "/wiki/Mortal_Recoil"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Because when you have stanky old Wizard Eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it's like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time. (sighs) All the time.",
"linkTitle": "Mortal Recoil",
"href": "/wiki/Mortal_Recoil"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Okay, I didn't kill her this time. Everybody saw that, right?",
"linkTitle": "Mortal Recoil",
"href": "/wiki/Mortal_Recoil"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Whoa! You are fast... and quiet... and very good at dramatic silence. I like it.",
"linkTitle": "Hitman",
"href": "/wiki/Hitman"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "No! Come back, you wussy!",
"linkTitle": "Hitman",
"href": "/wiki/Hitman"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Look, a supermodel! Look, a hoverboard! Look, the apocalypse! Someone got hit in the boingloings! Hit in the boingloings! Boingloings! Boingloings! Somebody got hit in them. Peace out!",
"linkTitle": "Hitman",
"href": "/wiki/Hitman"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I take artful black-and-white photographs of my penguin's body parts.",
"linkTitle": "Still",
"href": "/wiki/Still"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "How 'bout me? Put me on the grid, scale of 1 to 10. 1 is \"totally gross,\" 10 is like, \"Hey, Ice King. You look crazy siiiiick!\"",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "(reading his Fionna & Cake fan-fiction) 'Ice King is the hottest hottie, and I can't wait to marry him!' said Fionna. Then, she turned to Prince Gumball and said, 'I hope Ice King will sweep me off my feet and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch, until we get fat and die.' The end.",
"linkTitle": "Fionna and Cake",
"href": "/wiki/Fionna_and_Cake"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Iniceable Vincearmor...",
"linkTitle": "Thank You",
"href": "/wiki/Thank_You"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "(As Simon Petrikov) After purchasing this crown from an old dock worker in Northern Scandinavia, I brought it home and excitedly showed my fiance, Betty. I jokingly put it on my head just for a laugh or something. And that's when it started... the visions. I fought with them, shouted at them until I realized it wasn't real, it was the crown! I quickly took it off, and saw my fiancee in front of me, looking at me with such contempt! What had I said? What had I done when I wore this crown? All I know is, I never saw Betty again.",
"linkTitle": "Holly Jolly Secrets Part II",
"href": "/wiki/Holly_Jolly_Secrets_Part_II"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "(As Simon Petrikov) I know my mind is changing... but I'm already gone too far to know what to do. I want people to know that... if I do things that... if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me.",
"linkTitle": "Holly Jolly Secrets Part II",
"href": "/wiki/Holly_Jolly_Secrets_Part_II"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "(As Simon Petrikov) Just watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity. And then maybe Betty, my princess... maybe you will love me again. Please love me again, Betty!",
"linkTitle": "Holly Jolly Secrets Part II",
"href": "/wiki/Holly_Jolly_Secrets_Part_II"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Now you know my secret! You know... that I used to wear glasses!",
"linkTitle": "Holly Jolly Secrets Part II",
"href": "/wiki/Holly_Jolly_Secrets_Part_II"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Gunter, are you blowin' it up in here? You are nasty, Gunter. You got a nasty booty, mister. Nasty!",
"linkTitle": "Five Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Sorry. I thought you had a stank booty, Gunter. My bad.",
"linkTitle": "Five Short Graybles",
"href": "/wiki/Five_Short_Graybles"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Trust me! We are turbros! Turbo bros! Tur... bros... turbo... bros.",
"linkTitle": "Beyond this Earthly Realm",
"href": "/wiki/Beyond_this_Earthly_Realm"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "\"What do you think, Finn? Can we pull back the veil of static and reach in to the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator. So clever. Right here in every home, watching us from a one-sided mirror.\"",
"linkTitle": "Beyond this Earthly Realm",
"href": "/wiki/Beyond_this_Earthly_Realm"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Wizards only, fools, keep it tight.",
"linkTitle": "Reign of Gunters",
"href": "/wiki/Reign_of_Gunters"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "J. T. Dawgzone always says, 'Ladies are drawn to bros. with tortured pasts.' And I've got a way tortured past! I think. I don't really . . . re . . . hmm.",
"linkTitle": "I Remember You",
"href": "/wiki/I_Remember_You"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I just wanted to be loved!",
"linkTitle": "I Remember You",
"href": "/wiki/I_Remember_You"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Huh? Oh. Now where were we? To free yourself from this tomb, and never more re-enter, find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center?",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Ah! Alright! I knocked you out and brought you here! I'm sorry, but I had to do it. Each of you possess the exact qualities to pass the various tests of this dungeon. Tree Trunks, with your baking skills! Lemongrab, with your lemon-y juice! Yeah... Shelby, who should have been the bait for the fish. And BMO, who should of been here instead of this weird piece of junk that I don't remember nothing about. Ah, but I've failed!",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Now you see why I need to bring you here. Behold the Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life Giving! [...] Anything goes in the Magi's ice flames comes to life! Anything at all! [...] Yes! isn't it amazing? [...] Don't be sad, because I've brought the ultimate thing! This! [...] Except it's not my journal! It's my Fionna and Cake fan fiction! All my brilliant fantasies will now be real! Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee, will all be living breathing beings just like me!",
"linkTitle": "Mystery Dungeon",
"href": "/wiki/Mystery_Dungeon"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I know you are out there somewhere. I just haven't figured out how to get to you. But believe me, I will. I will.",
"linkTitle": "Bad Little Boy",
"href": "/wiki/Bad_Little_Boy"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "I love you too . . . Gunter.",
"linkTitle": "Simon & Marcy",
"href": "/wiki/Simon_%26_Marcy"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "This island doesn't have a lady, this island is a lady!",
"linkTitle": "The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita",
"href": "/wiki/The_Party%27s_Over,_Isla_de_Se%C3%B1orita"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Yeah, well PB is just so closed off to her emotions.\nShe crushes the relationship so she doesn't even have to develop feelings.",
"linkTitle": "The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita",
"href": "/wiki/The_Party%27s_Over,_Isla_de_Se%C3%B1orita"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Banana Guards yourself, Princess!",
"linkTitle": "The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita",
"href": "/wiki/The_Party%27s_Over,_Isla_de_Se%C3%B1orita"
},
{
"character": "Ice King",
"quote": "Oh, hey, kids! Fine day for a picnic.",
"linkTitle": "Frost & Fire",
"href": "/wiki/Frost_%26_Fire"
},
{
"character": "Grand Master Wizard",
"quote": "Ladies and gentlemen, I am the Grand Master Wizard of ceremonies, and now the rules: Contestants will fight each other with spells from the eight schools of magic. No science, Science Whyzard! No weapons, Weapon Head! To enter wizard battle, you must be a wizard!",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Grand Master Wizard",
"quote": "No! No one is allowed to exit Wizard Battle! The doors are shut, the sky barrier is in place, all of you will kiss the princess or die in battle.",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"
},
{
"character": "Grand Master Wizard",
"quote": "It appears you have knocked Abracadaniel using the most shameful of all magic, a power shriek. But since you are the last wizard, you are the winner of Wizard Battle!",
"linkTitle": "Wizard Battle",
"href": "/wiki/Wizard_Battle"