gistfile1.php

#/usr/bin/php
<?php
/* Isn't it fun when your writting a comment, and then *poof* you forget 
   you were writting and end up writting some random paragraph on nothing
   while your trying to talk about something? Yeah, I get that a lot too..
   Oh wait that is me talking, well you, or me... So have fun with tis
   brainfart'd application that has no reason in anyones right mind what so
   ever being in php and is just in php because its too cool.... Yeah, I don't
   believe it either but thats what you get. 

	Oh yeah, feel free to fix it, I was quite tired when I wrote this.
*/

/* variables make the world turn */
$loopmax = 1337; // Max to stop at
$maxrand=5000;
$t=0;

/* functions make this function */
function beep($freq, $usesudo=FALSE){
	if($usesudo == TRUE){
		exec("sudo beep ". $freq);
	} else {
		exec("beep ".$freq);
	}
}

for($i = 1; $i <= $loopmax; $i++){
	switch(intval($argv[1])){
		case 1:
			beep("-f 500 -n -f 1000");
		break;
		case 2:
			beep("-f ".$i+10);
		case 3:
			beep("");
		break;
		case 4:
			$rand = mt_rand(1,$maxrand);
			if($t <= 6){
				echo $rand."\t";
				$t++;
			} else {
				echo $rand."\n";
				$t=0;
			}			
			beep("-f ".$rand);
		break;
	}
}
?>