app.py

from flask import Flask, request

import os
import vk_api
from vk_api.keyboard import VkKeyboard, VkKeyboardColor
from vk_api.utils import get_random_id
from io import BytesIO
from sentences import SENTENCES
import random
from gtts import gTTS
import time

app = Flask(__name__)

access_token = os.getenv('access_token', None)
confirmation_code = os.getenv('confirmation_code', None)
secret_key = os.getenv('secret_key', None)

vk_session = vk_api.VkApi(token=access_token)
api = vk_session.get_api()
upload = vk_api.VkUpload(vk_session)

SEND_AUDIO_MESSAGE = 'Send audio message'
SEND_RANDOM_AUDIO = 'Send random audio'
START_MESSAGE = f"Type:" \
                f"{SEND_AUDIO_MESSAGE}" \
                f"or" \
                f"{SEND_RANDOM_AUDIO}"
COMMANDS = [SEND_AUDIO_MESSAGE, SEND_RANDOM_AUDIO]

AUDIO_LIST = [
    [-2001029500, 30029500],
    [-2001029483, 30029483],
    [-2001333256, 34333256],
    [-2001333047, 34333047],
    [-2001333044, 34333044],
    [-2001029508, 30029508],
    [-2001333056, 34333056],
    [-2001029509, 30029509],
    [-2001333265, 34333265]
]
keyboard = VkKeyboard(one_time=False)

for i, command in enumerate(COMMANDS): # simple and stupid. dont use it in production. fill keyboard like 2d array (5x10)
    keyboard.add_button(command, color=VkKeyboardColor.DEFAULT)
    if i != len(COMMANDS) - 1:
        keyboard.add_line()


@app.route('/15e3afb61c6406bf152bcae8fa6a7a53', methods=['POST'])
def bot():
    data = request.get_json(force=True, silent=True)

    if not data or 'type' not in data or 'secret' not in data:
        return 'not ok'

    if data['secret'] != secret_key:
        return 'not ok'

    if data['type'] == 'confirmation':
        return confirmation_code

    elif data['type'] == 'message_new':
        try:
            handle_new_message(data)
        except Exception as e:
            print(e)
        return 'ok'

    return 'ok'


def get_audio():
    """
    :return: file like object
    """
    filename = f"{int(time.time())}.ogg"
    text = random.choice(SENTENCES['data'])['sentence']
    tts = gTTS(text=text, lang='en', slow=False)
    tts.save(filename)
    buf = open(filename, 'rb')
    os.remove(filename)
    return buf


def send_audio_message(message):
    audio = upload.audio_message(get_audio(), message['from_id'])
    if "audio_message" in audio:
        audio_message = audio['audio_message']
        api.messages.send(peer_id=message['from_id'],
                          message='',
                          attachment=f"audio_message{audio_message['owner_id']}_{audio_message['id']}",
                          random_id=get_random_id())


def send_random_audio(message):
    random_audio = random.choice(AUDIO_LIST)
    api.messages.send(peer_id=message['from_id'],
                      message='',
                      attachment=f"audio{random_audio[0]}_{random_audio[1]}",
                      random_id=get_random_id())


def handle_new_message(data):
    print(data)
    message = data['object']['message']
    if message['text'].strip() == SEND_AUDIO_MESSAGE:
        send_audio_message(message)
    elif message['text'].strip() == SEND_RANDOM_AUDIO:
        send_random_audio(message)
    else:
        client_info = data['object']['client_info']
        if message['text'].strip() not in COMMANDS:
            if client_info['keyboard']:
                api.messages.send(peer_id=message['from_id'],
                                  keyboard=keyboard.get_keyboard(),
                                  random_id=get_random_id(),
                                  message='Hi!')
            else:
                api.messages.send(peer_id=message['from_id'],
                                  random_id=get_random_id(),
                                  message=START_MESSAGE)


if __name__ == '__main__':
    if access_token is None or confirmation_code is None or secret_key is None:
        print("Env isn't set up")
        exit(1)
    app.run()

sentences.py

SENTENCES = {
  "data": [
    {
      "sentence": "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent"
    },
    {
      "sentence": "We need to rent a room for our party."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The lake is a long way from here."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "This is a Japanese doll."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I hear that Nancy is very pretty."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She was too short to see over the fence."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He told us a very exciting adventure story."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She always speaks to him in a loud voice."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I want more detailed information."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I checked to make sure that he was still alive."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I'd rather be a bird than a fish."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Mary plays the piano."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She did her best to help him."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Please wait outside of the house."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Two seats were vacant."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Tom got a small piece of pie."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She folded her handkerchief neatly."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "We have a lot of rain in June."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I am never at home on Sundays."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Don't step on the broken glass."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She advised him to come back at once."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Let me help you with your baggage."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The book is in front of the table."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The mysterious diary records the voice."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The stranger officiates the meal."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The shooter says goodbye to his love."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "A glittering gem is not enough."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The memory we used to share is no longer coherent."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The old apple revels in its authority."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Rock music approaches at high velocity."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Sixty-Four comes asking for bread."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Abstraction is often one floor above you."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The river stole the gods."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "They got there early, and they got really good seats."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?"
    },
    {
      "sentence": "All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It must be five o'clock somewhere."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "That was how he came to win $1 million."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he'd retain after she delivered the news."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn't it."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Don't put peanut butter on the dog's nose."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "There are few things better in life than a slice of pie."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Not all people who wander are lost."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The knives were out and she was sharpening hers."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to help my plants grow."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Two more days and all his problems would be solved."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Love is not like pizza."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "There's a reason that roses have thorns."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He looked behind the door and didn't like what he saw."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He had accidentally hacked into his company's server."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "You can't compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?"
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It doesn't sound like that will ever be on my travel list."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He swore he just saw his sushi move."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The sun had set and so had his dreams."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Be careful with that butter knife."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He didn't heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn't for his stupidity."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "his seven-layer cake only had six layers."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "So long and thanks for the fish."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The irony of the situation wasn't lost on anyone in the room."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Three generations with six decades of life experience."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He was sitting in a trash can with high street class."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "In that instant, everything changed."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He hated that he loved what she hated about hate."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The body piercing didn't go exactly as he expected."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She found his complete dullness interesting."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn't eat."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The crowd yells and screams for more memes."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren't in the splash zone."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It's not often you find a soggy banana on the street."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "You realize you're not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "You're unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Red is greener than purple, for sure."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "On a scale from one to ten, what's your favorite flavor of random grammar?"
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He's in a boy band which doesn't make much sense for a snake."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It's much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The best key lime pie is still up for debate."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms."
    },
    {
      "sentence": "All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat."
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