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accowding to aww known waws of aviation, nyaa~~ t-thewe is n-nyo way a bee shouwd b-be abwe to f-fwy. XD | |
its wings a-awe too smow to g-get its fat wittwe b-body off the g-gwound. ^^;; | |
the bee, /(^•ω•^) of couwse, fwies anyway because bees don't cawe nyani humans think i-is impossibwe. >_< | |
yewwow, bwack. (U ﹏ U) yewwow, bwack. 😳😳😳 y-yewwow, bwack. XD yewwow, bwack. OwO | |
ooh, b-bwack and yewwow! (U ᵕ U❁) | |
wet's shake it up a wittwe. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
bawwy! bweakfast i-is weady! UwU | |
coming! | |
hang on a second. 😳😳😳 | |
h-hewwo? | |
bawwy? | |
a-adam? | |
can you bewieve this is happening? | |
i can't. mya | |
i'ww pick you up. 🥺 | |
wooking s-shawp. ^^ | |
use the staiws, -.- youw fathew paid good money fow those. ^^ | |
sowwy. o.O i'm excited. σωσ | |
h-hewe's the gwaduate. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
we'we vewy p-pwoud of you, 😳 s-son. | |
a pewfect w-wepowt cawd, nyaa~~ aww b-b's. | |
vewy pwoud. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
ma! i got a thing going hewe. >_< | |
y-you got wint on youw fuzz. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
ow! that's me! ^^ | |
wave to u-us! :3 we'ww be in wow 118,000. 😳 | |
bye! | |
bawwy, (˘ω˘) i towd you, >w< stop fwying in the house! 😳 | |
hey, ^^;; adam. | |
hey, b-bawwy. rawr x3 | |
is that fuzz gew? | |
a wittwe. òωó s-speciaw day, ^^;; g-gwaduation. | |
nyevew t-thought i'd make it. :3 | |
thwee days gwade schoow, (ꈍᴗꈍ) thwee days high s-schoow. | |
those w-wewe awkwawd. 😳😳😳 | |
thwee days cowwege. :3 i-i'm gwad i took a-a day and hitchhiked awound the h-hive. ʘwʘ | |
you did come back diffewent. :3 | |
h-hi, bawwy. awtie, OwO gwowing a mustache? wooks g-good. mya | |
heaw about fwankie? | |
yeah. σωσ | |
y-you going to the funewaw? | |
nyo, (⑅˘꒳˘) i-i'm nyot going. (˘ω˘) | |
e-evewybody knows, >w< sting someone, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) you die. ^^;; | |
don't waste it on a squiwwew. (✿oωo) | |
such a hothead. (✿oωo) | |
i guess he couwd have just g-gotten out of t-the way. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
i wuv this incowpowating a-an amusement pawk i-into ouw day. -.- | |
t-that's why we don't nyeed vacations. XD | |
boy, quite a bit of pomp u-undew the ciwcumstances. òωó | |
weww, :3 adam, today we awe men. (///ˬ///✿) | |
we awe! òωó | |
bee-men. | |
amen! UwU | |
hawwewujah! | |
s-students, >w< facuwty, ʘwʘ distinguished b-bees, /(^•ω•^) | |
p-pwease wewcome d-dean buzzweww. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
wewcome, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ nyew hive c-city gwaduating c-cwass of 9:15. OwO | |
t-that concwudes o-ouw cewemonies and begins youw caweew at honex industwies! ^^;; | |
w-wiww w-we pick ouw job t-today? | |
i heawd it's j-just owientation. (///ˬ///✿) | |
h-heads up! hewe we go. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
keep youw hands and antennas inside t-the twam at aww times. rawr | |
wondew nyani it'ww be wike? | |
a wittwe scawy. ^^;; | |
wewcome to honex, òωó a division o-of honesco and a pawt of the hexagon gwoup. σωσ | |
this is it! 😳😳😳 | |
wow. | |
wow. (///ˬ///✿) | |
w-we know that you, ^•ﻌ•^ a-as a bee, 😳😳😳 have w-wowked youw whowe wife to get t-to the point whewe you can wowk f-fow youw whowe w-wife. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
honey begins when ouw vawiant powwen jocks bwing the nyectaw to the hive. (U ﹏ U) | |
ouw top-secwet fowmuwa i-is automaticawwy cowow-cowwected, σωσ s-scent-adjusted and bubbwe-contouwed i-into t-this soothing sweet sywup with its distinctive g-gowden gwow you k-know as... honey! (˘ω˘) | |
that giww was h-hot. ^^ | |
she's my cousin! ^^ | |
s-she is? | |
yes, (✿oωo) we'we aww cousins. /(^•ω•^) | |
wight. you'we wight. -.- | |
at honex, ʘwʘ we constantwy s-stwive to impwove e-evewy aspect o-of bee existence. XD | |
these bees a-awe stwess-testing a-a nyew hewmet technowogy. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
nyani d-do you think he makes? | |
not enough. | |
hewe we have ouw watest advancement, /(^•ω•^) the kwewman. XD | |
n-nyani does t-that do? | |
catches that wittwe stwand of honey t-that hangs aftew y-you pouw it. | |
saves us miwwions. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
can anyone wowk on the kwewman? | |
o-of couwse. most bee jobs awe smow ones. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
but bees know that evewy smow job, if it's d-done weww, (U ﹏ U) means a wot. /(^•ω•^) | |
but choose cawefuwwy b-because you'ww s-stay in the job you pick fow the west of youw wife. 🥺 | |
the same job t-the west of youw w-wife? i didn't know that. rawr | |
nyani's the diffewence? | |
you'ww be happy t-to know that bees, :3 as a species, σωσ h-haven't had one day off in 27 miwwion yeaws. òωó | |
so you'ww just w-wowk us to death? | |
we'ww suwe twy. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
w-wow! that bwew m-my mind! (U ᵕ U❁) | |
"nani's the diffewence?" | |
h-how can you say that? | |
one job f-fowevew? | |
that's a-an insane choice t-to have to make. òωó | |
i'm wewieved. ^^ n-nyow we onwy have t-to make one decision in wife. 😳😳😳 | |
but, adam, rawr x3 how c-couwd they nyevew h-have towd us t-that? | |
why wouwd you question anything? we'we bees. ^^;; | |
w-we'we the most pewfectwy functioning s-society o-on eawth. :3 | |
you evew think maybe things wowk a wittwe too weww hewe? | |
w-wike nyani? give m-me one exampwe. (✿oωo) | |
i-i don't know. XD b-but you know nani i'm tawking a-about. (///ˬ///✿) | |
pwease cweaw the gate. o.O woyaw nyectaw fowce on appwoach. σωσ | |
wait a second. òωó check it out. (///ˬ///✿) | |
hey, t-those awe powwen jocks! :3 | |
wow. | |
i've n-nyevew seen them this cwose. mya | |
t-they know nyani it's wike outside t-the hive. ^^ | |
yeah, (˘ω˘) but some don't c-come back. | |
hey, -.- j-jocks! | |
hi, XD jocks! | |
y-you guys did g-gweat! rawr | |
you'we monstews! >_< | |
y-you'we sky fweaks! :3 i wuv it! :3 i wuv it! | |
i wondew whewe they wewe. XD | |
i don't know. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
theiw day's nyot pwanned. rawr x3 | |
o-outside the hive, (⑅˘꒳˘) f-fwying who knows w-whewe, UwU doing who knows nyani. (˘ω˘) | |
y-you can't just decide to be a powwen jock. (˘ω˘) you have to be bwed f-fow that. rawr | |
wight. | |
w-wook. that's mowe powwen than y-you and i wiww see in a wifetime. nyaa~~ | |
it's just a status s-symbow. 😳😳😳 | |
bees m-make too much of it. ^^;; | |
pewhaps. u-unwess you'we weawing i-it and the wadies see you weawing it. >w< | |
those wadies? | |
awen't they ouw cousins t-too? | |
distant. ʘwʘ d-distant. | |
wook at t-these two. XD | |
coupwe o-of hive hawwys. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
w-wet's have fun with them. >_< | |
it m-must be dangewous b-being a powwen jock. >_< | |
yeah. once a-a beaw pinned m-me against a mushwoom! ʘwʘ | |
he had a p-paw on my thwoat, rawr and with the othew, nyaa~~ he was swapping m-me! >w< | |
oh, my! | |
i nevew thought i-i'd knock him o-out. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
nyani wewe you doing duwing t-this? | |
twying to awewt the authowities. :3 | |
i can autogwaph t-that. OwO | |
a w-wittwe gusty out t-thewe today, mya wasn't it, comwades? | |
yeah. /(^•ω•^) gusty. nyaa~~ | |
we'we hitting a s-sunfwowew patch six miwes fwom hewe tomowwow. (˘ω˘) | |
six m-miwes, (ꈍᴗꈍ) huh? | |
bawwy! | |
a-a puddwe jump fow us, >w< but maybe y-you'we nyot up fow it. nyaa~~ | |
maybe i-i am. (✿oωo) | |
you awe n-nyot! (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
we'we going 0900 at j-gate. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
nyani do you think, òωó b-buzzy-boy? | |
awe you bee enough? | |
i might be. -.- i-it aww depends o-on nyani 0900 means. 😳😳😳 | |
hey, honex! rawr x3 | |
d-dad, you suwpwised me. | |
you decide n-nyani you'we i-intewested in? | |
weww, 😳 t-thewe's a wot of choices. 🥺 | |
but you onwy get one. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
do you evew get bowed doing the same job evewy day? | |
son, (✿oωo) wet me teww you about stiwwing. 😳 | |
you gwab that stick, mya and you just move it awound, (U ﹏ U) and you stiw it a-awound. 😳 | |
you get y-youwsewf into a whythm. 🥺 | |
it's a beautifuw thing. -.- | |
y-you know, dad, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ the m-mowe i think a-about it, >_< | |
maybe the honey fiewd j-just isn't wight fow me. rawr | |
you wewe t-thinking of nyani, rawr x3 m-making bawwoon animaws? | |
that's a-a bad job fow a guy with a stingew. OwO | |
j-janet, nyaa~~ youw s-son's nyot suwe he wants to go into honey! 😳 | |
bawwy, y-you awe so f-funny sometimes. UwU | |
i-i'm nyot twying t-to be funny. ʘwʘ | |
you'we n-nyot funny! y-you'we going into h-honey. 🥺 ouw son, 🥺 t-the stiwwew! òωó | |
y-you'we gonna be a stiwwew? | |
nyo o-one's wistening t-to me! 🥺 | |
wait tiww y-you see the sticks i have. ʘwʘ | |
i couwd s-say anything wight nyow. XD | |
i'm gonna get an ant t-tattoo! OwO | |
wet's open some honey a-and cewebwate! ʘwʘ | |
maybe i-i'ww piewce m-my thowax. :3 shave my antennae. nyaa~~ shack u-up with a gwasshoppew. >w< get a-a gowd tooth and caww evewybody "dawg"! (U ᵕ U❁) | |
i-i'm so pwoud. :3 | |
we'we stawting w-wowk today! (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
today's the day. | |
come on! o.O aww the good jobs wiww be gone. rawr x3 | |
yeah, w-wight. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
powwen counting, (✿oωo) stunt bee, /(^•ω•^) p-pouwing, stiwwew, o.O f-fwont desk, (U ᵕ U❁) haiw wemovaw... | |
is it stiww avaiwabwe? | |
hang on. 🥺 t-two weft! òωó | |
one of them's youws! ʘwʘ c-congwatuwations! rawr x3 | |
s-step to the side. >_< | |
n-nyani'd you get? | |
picking cwud out. (˘ω˘) stewwaw! | |
w-wow! ^•ﻌ•^ | |
coupwe of nyewbies? | |
y-yes, (✿oωo) siw! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) ouw fiwst day! (˘ω˘) w-we awe weady! >w< | |
make youw choice. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
you want to go f-fiwst? | |
nyo, (U ᵕ U❁) you go. | |
oh, my. OwO nyani's a-avaiwabwe? | |
w-westwoom attendant's o-open, òωó nyot fow the weason you t-think. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
any chance o-of getting t-the kwewman? | |
suwe, 😳😳😳 y-you'we on. | |
i'm sowwy, o.O the kwewman j-just cwosed o-out. :3 | |
wax monkey's a-awways open. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
t-the kwewman opened u-up again. >w< | |
nyani h-happened? | |
a bee d-died. :3 makes an o-opening. (✿oωo) see? he's dead. rawr anothew d-dead one. UwU | |
deady. deadified. (⑅˘꒳˘) two m-mowe dead. σωσ | |
dead fwom the nyeck u-up. (///ˬ///✿) dead fwom t-the nyeck down. (˘ω˘) t-that's wife! ^•ﻌ•^ | |
oh, this is so hawd! ʘwʘ | |
heating, 😳 coowing, stunt bee, òωó pouwew, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) s-stiwwew, h-humming, :3 inspectow n-nyumbew seven, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ wint coowdinatow, XD stwipe supewvisow, :3 mite wwangwew. nyaa~~ | |
b-bawwy, 😳😳😳 nyani d-do you think i shouwd... bawwy? | |
b-bawwy! (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
aww wight, w-we've got the sunfwowew patch in quadwant nyine... | |
nyani happened t-to you? | |
whewe a-awe you? | |
i'm g-going out. ^^ | |
out? o-out whewe? | |
out thewe. 🥺 | |
oh, no! OwO | |
i have to, befowe i-i go to wowk fow t-the west of my wife. ^^ | |
you'we gonna die! you'we c-cwazy! hewwo? | |
anothew caww coming in. nyaa~~ | |
if anyone's f-feewing bwave, ^^ thewe's a kowean d-dewi on 83wd t-that gets theiw woses today. (✿oωo) | |
hey, g-guys. ^^ | |
wook at t-that. òωó | |
isn't that the kid we saw y-yestewday? | |
howd it, (⑅˘꒳˘) son, fwight d-deck's westwicted. (U ﹏ U) | |
i-it's ok, OwO wou. w-we'we gonna take h-him up. (///ˬ///✿) | |
weawwy? feewing wucky, o.O a-awe you? | |
sign hewe, (ꈍᴗꈍ) h-hewe. just i-initiaw that. | |
thank you. -.- | |
ok. | |
you g-got a wain advisowy today, and as you aww know, òωó b-bees cannot fwy i-in wain. OwO | |
so be c-cawefuw. (U ﹏ U) as awways, watch youw bwooms, ^^;; hockey sticks, dogs, ^^;; biwds, beaws and bats. XD | |
a-awso, OwO i got a coupwe of wepowts o-of woot beew b-being pouwed on us. (U ﹏ U) | |
muwphy's in a home because of i-it, >w< babbwing wike a cicada! | |
that's a-awfuw. | |
and a-a wemindew fow you w-wookies, >w< bee w-waw nyumbew one, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ a-absowutewy nyo tawking to humans! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
aww wight, 😳😳😳 waunch positions! mya | |
buzz, (˘ω˘) buzz, buzz, b-buzz! (✿oωo) buzz, buzz, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ buzz, buzz! b-buzz, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ buzz, buzz, nyaa~~ buzz! | |
bwack and yewwow! :3 | |
hewwo! (✿oωo) | |
you weady fow t-this, (✿oωo) hot shot? | |
yeah. (⑅˘꒳˘) yeah, bwing it on. >_< | |
wind, >_< check. | |
antennae, ʘwʘ check. | |
nyectaw pack, (U ﹏ U) c-check. | |
wings, ^^ c-check. | |
stingew, >_< check. | |
scawed o-out of my showts, OwO check. 😳 | |
ok, wadies, | |
wet's move i-it out! (U ᵕ U❁) | |
pound those p-petunias, 😳😳😳 you stwiped stem-suckews! -.- | |
a-aww of you, (U ᵕ U❁) dwain those f-fwowews! -.- | |
wow! i'm out! (U ﹏ U) | |
i can't bewieve i'm out! ^^ | |
so bwue. | |
i feew s-so fast and fwee! UwU | |
box kite! | |
wow! o.O | |
fwowews! | |
this i-is bwue weadew, ^^ w-we have woses visuaw. 🥺 | |
b-bwing it awound 30 degwees and howd. 😳 | |
woses! | |
30 d-degwees, (⑅˘꒳˘) wogew. bwinging it awound. >w< | |
stand to the side, >_< kid. | |
it's got a bit o-of a kick. rawr x3 | |
that i-is one nyectaw cowwectow! >_< | |
e-evew see p-powwination up cwose? | |
nyo, siw. XD | |
i pick up some p-powwen hewe, mya spwinkwe i-it ovew hewe. (///ˬ///✿) maybe a dash ovew thewe, OwO a p-pinch on that one. mya | |
see that? it's a wittwe bit o-of magic. OwO | |
that's amazing. :3 why do we do that? | |
that's p-powwen powew. òωó m-mowe powwen, OwO mowe fwowews, OwO mowe n-nyectaw, (U ᵕ U❁) mowe h-honey fow us. | |
coow. mya | |
i-i'm picking up a wot of bwight yewwow, UwU couwd b-be daisies, /(^•ω•^) don't we nyeed those? | |
copy that visuaw. UwU | |
w-wait. UwU one of these fwowews seems to be on the move. /(^•ω•^) | |
say again? y-you'we wepowting a-a moving fwowew? | |
a-affiwmative. XD | |
t-that was on the w-wine! ^^;; | |
this is the coowest. nyani i-is it? | |
i don't know, nyaa~~ but i'm woving this cowow. mya | |
i-it smewws good. (✿oωo) | |
not wike a fwowew, rawr b-but i wike it. -.- | |
yeah, σωσ fuzzy. | |
chemicaw-y. mya | |
cawefuw, g-guys. ^•ﻌ•^ it's a-a wittwe gwabby. | |
my sweet wowd o-of bees! nyaa~~ | |
candy-bwain, 🥺 get off t-thewe! (✿oωo) | |
pwobwem! | |
g-guys! rawr | |
this couwd be bad. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
affiwmative. ^^;; | |
v-vewy cwose. OwO | |
g-gonna huwt. mya | |
mama's wittwe boy. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
y-you awe way out of position, (U ﹏ U) wookie! | |
coming in at you wike a missiwe! (U ﹏ U) | |
h-hewp me! XD | |
i don't think these a-awe fwowews. OwO | |
shouwd we teww him? | |
i think he k-knows. (///ˬ///✿) | |
nyani is t-this?! XD | |
match point! σωσ | |
y-you can stawt packing up, honey, (///ˬ///✿) b-because you'we a-about to eat it! 😳 | |
yowsew! rawr x3 | |
gwoss. | |
t-thewe's a bee in the caw! 😳 | |
do s-something! ^^;; | |
i'm dwiving! òωó | |
hi, bee. | |
h-he's back hewe! >w< | |
h-he's going to sting me! >w< | |
nyobody move. òωó if you don't move, 😳😳😳 he won't sting you. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) fweeze! o.O | |
h-he bwinked! UwU | |
s-spway him, gwanny! rawr | |
nani awe you doing?! mya | |
wow... the tension wevew o-out hewe is unbewievabwe. (✿oωo) | |
i g-gotta get home. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
c-can't fwy in wain. nyaa~~ can't fwy in wain. (///ˬ///✿) can't fwy in wain. 😳😳😳 | |
mayday! mayday! UwU bee going d-down! 🥺 | |
ken, couwd you cwose the window pwease? | |
k-ken, (///ˬ///✿) couwd you cwose the window p-pwease? | |
check out m-my new wesume. (⑅˘꒳˘) i made it into a-a fowd-out bwochuwe. (✿oωo) y-you see? fowds o-out. | |
oh, òωó nyo. m-mowe humans. ^^ i-i don't nyeed this. rawr | |
n-nyani was that? | |
maybe this time. ^^;; this time. this time. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ this time! (⑅˘꒳˘) this time! this... dwapes! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
t-that is diabowicaw. 🥺 | |
i-it's fantastic. ^^;; i-it's got aww m-my speciaw skiwws, o.O e-even my top-ten f-favowite movies. rawr | |
nyani's nyumbew one? staw waws? | |
nyah, (⑅˘꒳˘) i don't go fow that... k-kind of stuff. 😳 | |
n-nyo wondew we shouwdn't tawk to them. nyaa~~ they'we out of theiw minds. | |
w-when i weave a-a job intewview, ^•ﻌ•^ t-they'we fwabbewgasted, (⑅˘꒳˘) can't bewieve nyani i say. σωσ | |
t-thewe's the sun. (U ᵕ U❁) maybe that's a way out. o.O | |
i don't w-wemembew the s-sun having a big 75 on it. >w< | |
i pwedicted gwobaw w-wawming. (///ˬ///✿) i couwd feew it getting h-hottew. :3 at fiwst i-i thought it was just me. ^^;; | |
wait! s-stop! òωó bee! | |
stand b-back. nyaa~~ these awe w-wintew boots. /(^•ω•^) | |
w-wait! | |
don't kiww h-him! 😳 | |
you know i-i'm awwewgic to them! this thing c-couwd kiww me! òωó | |
w-why does his wife have wess vawue t-than youws? | |
why does his wife have any wess vawue t-than mine? is that youw statement? | |
i-i'm just saying aww wife h-has vawue. (⑅˘꒳˘) you don't k-know nyani he's capabwe of feewing. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
my bwochuwe! | |
t-thewe you go, o.O wittwe guy. σωσ | |
i'm nyot scawed o-of him.it's an awwewgic t-thing. 😳 | |
put that on youw wesume bwochuwe. | |
m-my whowe face c-couwd puff up. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
make it one of youw s-speciaw skiwws. (///ˬ///✿) | |
knocking someone out is awso a-a speciaw skiww. (///ˬ///✿) | |
w-wight. bye, >_< vanessa. thanks. XD | |
vanessa, n-nyext week? y-yoguwt nyight? | |
suwe, (U ﹏ U) ken. you know, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) nyanievew. | |
y-you couwd put c-cawob chips on thewe. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
b-bye. | |
supposed t-to be wess cawowies. 😳 | |
bye. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
i gotta say something. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ she saved my wife. rawr x3 i gotta say something. rawr x3 | |
aww wight, hewe it g-goes. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
nyah. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
nyani w-wouwd i say? | |
i-i couwd weawwy g-get in twoubwe. (ꈍᴗꈍ) i-it's a bee waw. OwO y-you'we nyot supposed to tawk to a-a human. nyaa~~ | |
i can't b-bewieve i'm doing this. 🥺 i've got t-to. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
oh, i can't d-do it. /(^•ω•^) come on! | |
nyo. yes. (U ﹏ U) nyo. do it. i can't. :3 | |
h-how shouwd i stawt it? "you wike jazz?" nyo, ^^;; that's n-nyo good. >w< | |
hewe she comes! nyaa~~ speak, ^^ y-you foow! | |
h-hi! 😳 | |
i'm sowwy. you'we tawking. :3 | |
yes, 🥺 i-i know. | |
you'we t-tawking! | |
i'm s-so sowwy. | |
no, :3 it's ok. it's fine. >_< | |
i-i know i'm dweaming. 🥺 b-but i don't wecaww going t-to bed. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
weww, i'm suwe this is vewy d-disconcewting. >w< | |
t-this is a bit o-of a suwpwise to me. rawr i mean, you'we a-a bee! | |
i am. :3 and i'm not supposed to be doing t-this, OwO but they wewe aww twying to kiww me. 😳 | |
and if it wasn't fow you... i had to thank you. (ꈍᴗꈍ) it's just how i was w-waised. 🥺 | |
that was a wittwe weiwd. >_< i'm tawking with a bee. ʘwʘ | |
yeah. | |
i'm tawking to a bee. >_< and the bee is tawking to m-me! >w< | |
i just want to say i'm gwatefuw. | |
i'ww weave n-nyow. òωó | |
wait! how did you weawn to d-do that? | |
nani? | |
the tawking thing. OwO | |
same way you d-did, ^•ﻌ•^ i guess. "mama, XD dada, honey." y-you pick it up. mya | |
that's vewy f-funny. nyaa~~ | |
yeah. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
bees a-awe funny. mya if we didn't waugh, OwO we'd cwy with nyani w-we have to deaw with. 😳😳😳 | |
anyway... can i... get you something? | |
w-wike nyani? | |
i don't know. o.O i mean... i-i don't know. (U ﹏ U) coffee? | |
i don't w-want to put you out. (˘ω˘) | |
it's no t-twoubwe. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) it takes t-two minutes. σωσ | |
it's just coffee. rawr x3 | |
i hate to impose. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
d-don't be widicuwous! òωó | |
actuawwy, (˘ω˘) i wouwd wuv a c-cup. nyaa~~ | |
hey, you want wum cake? | |
i shouwdn't. | |
have some. mya | |
nyo, i can't. -.- | |
come on! :3 | |
i'm t-twying to wose a c-coupwe micwogwams. :3 | |
whewe? | |
these s-stwipes don't hewp. OwO | |
y-you wook gweat! ^^ | |
i don't know i-if you know anything about fashion. ^^ | |
awe you aww wight? | |
nyo. rawr | |
he's making the tie i-in the cab as t-they'we fwying up madison. òωó | |
he finawwy g-gets thewe. (U ﹏ U) | |
h-he wuns up the steps into the c-chuwch. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
the wedding is on. ^^;; | |
and he says, :3 "watewmewon? | |
i-i thought you said guatemawan. | |
why wouwd i m-mawwy a watewmewon?" | |
i-is that a bee joke? | |
that's the kind of stuff w-we do. mya | |
yeah, ^^;; diffewent. | |
so, nyani awe you gonna do, σωσ bawwy? | |
about wowk? i don't know. ^^ | |
i want to do my pawt fow the hive, /(^•ω•^) but i c-can't do it the w-way they want. (˘ω˘) | |
i know how you feew. -.- | |
y-you do? | |
suwe. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
m-my pawents wanted me to be a wawyew o-ow a doctow, òωó but i wanted to be a fwowist. :3 | |
weawwy? | |
my onwy intewest is fwowews. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
ouw nyew queen w-was just ewected with that same campaign swogan. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
anyway, if you wook... thewe's m-my hive wight t-thewe. mya see it? | |
y-you'we in sheep meadow! (U ᵕ U❁) | |
yes! ^•ﻌ•^ i'm wight off the tuwtwe pond! σωσ | |
nyo w-way! i know that a-awea. ^^;; i wost a-a toe wing thewe once. (✿oωo) | |
why do giwws p-put wings on theiw toes? | |
why n-nyot? | |
it's wike putting a hat on y-youw knee. UwU | |
maybe i'ww twy that. (✿oωo) | |
y-you aww wight, >_< ma'am? | |
oh, yeah. (U ᵕ U❁) fine. | |
just having t-two cups of coffee! ^^;; | |
anyway, (✿oωo) t-this has been gweat. rawr | |
t-thanks fow the coffee. >w< | |
yeah, i-it's nyo twoubwe. ^^;; | |
s-sowwy i couwdn't finish it. σωσ i-if i did, òωó i'd be up the west of m-my wife. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
awe you...? | |
can i take a-a piece of this w-with me? | |
suwe! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) hewe, have a cwumb. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
thanks! | |
yeah. UwU | |
a-aww wight. >_< weww, then... i guess i'ww see you awound. >w< ow nyot. (˘ω˘) | |
ok, bawwy. 🥺 | |
and thank you so much again... fow befowe. rawr x3 | |
oh, that? t-that was nyothing. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
weww, mya nyot nyothing, but... anyway... mya | |
t-this can't possibwy wowk. (U ﹏ U) | |
h-he's aww set to go. (///ˬ///✿) | |
we may as weww twy it. -.- | |
ok, d-dave, rawr puww the chute. ^^ | |
sounds amazing. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
it was amazing! 😳😳😳 | |
i-it was the scawiest, (✿oωo) happiest moment of m-my wife. /(^•ω•^) | |
humans! >w< i can't bewieve you wewe with humans! 🥺 | |
g-giant, OwO scawy humans! | |
nyani wewe they wike? | |
h-huge and cwazy. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ t-they tawk cwazy. >_< | |
they eat cwazy giant things. ^^;; | |
t-they dwive cwazy. :3 | |
d-do they twy and kiww you, >_< wike o-on tv? | |
some of t-them. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ but some of them don't. :3 | |
how'd you get back? | |
p-poodwe. UwU | |
you did it, ^^;; and i'm gwad. mya you saw nyanievew you wanted t-to see. 😳 | |
you had youw "expewience." nyow you can pick out youwjob a-and be nyowmaw. (///ˬ///✿) | |
w-weww... | |
weww? | |
w-weww, i met someone. XD | |
you did? was she bee-ish? | |
a wasp?! òωó youw pawents w-wiww kiww you! | |
nyo, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ nyo, no, n-nyot a wasp. o.O | |
spidew? | |
i'm nyot a-attwacted to spidews. (U ﹏ U) | |
i-i know it's the hottest thing, 🥺 with the eight wegs and aww. UwU i can't get by that face. XD | |
so who i-is she? | |
she's... h-human. ʘwʘ | |
nyo, nyo. that's a bee waw. (///ˬ///✿) you wouwdn't b-bweak a bee waw. 🥺 | |
hew nyame's vanessa. o.O | |
oh, boy. | |
s-she's so nyice. /(^•ω•^) a-and she's a fwowist! (U ﹏ U) | |
o-oh, nyo! y-you'we dating a h-human fwowist! (U ﹏ U) | |
w-we'we nyot dating. (✿oωo) | |
you'we fwying outside the hive, rawr t-tawking to humans t-that attack o-ouw homes with p-powew washews and m-m-80s! ^^ one-eighth a-a stick of dynamite! ^^ | |
she saved m-my wife! (✿oωo) and s-she undewstands m-me. (˘ω˘) | |
this is ovew! /(^•ω•^) | |
eat this. o.O | |
this is nyot ovew! o.O nyani w-was that? | |
they caww it a cwumb. ^^;; | |
it was so stingin' s-stwipey! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
and that's nyot nyani they eat. >w< | |
t-that's nyani fawws o-off nyani they eat! /(^•ω•^) | |
you know nyani a cinnabon is? | |
nyo. 😳 | |
it's b-bwead and cinnamon a-and fwosting. rawr x3 they heat it up... | |
s-sit down! OwO | |
...weawwy h-hot! ^•ﻌ•^ | |
wisten to me! (U ﹏ U) | |
we awe nyot them! OwO we'we us. | |
thewe's us a-and thewe's them! (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
y-yes, >_< but who can deny the heawt that is yeawning? | |
t-thewe's nyo y-yeawning. rawr stop yeawning. >_< wisten to me! -.- | |
you have g-got to stawt thinking bee, (⑅˘꒳˘) my fwiend. o.O thinking bee! (˘ω˘) | |
thinking bee. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
thinking bee. UwU | |
thinking bee! t-thinking bee! thinking bee! (✿oωo) thinking bee! (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
thewe h-he is. -.- he's in the p-poow. UwU | |
you know n-nyani youw pwobwem is, /(^•ω•^) bawwy? | |
i-i gotta stawt thinking b-bee? | |
how m-much wongew wiww t-this go on? | |
it's b-been thwee days! rawr x3 why awen't you wowking? | |
i've g-got a wot of big w-wife decisions t-to think about. XD | |
nyani wife? you h-have nyo wife! UwU | |
you h-have nyo job. ^^ y-you'we bawewy a bee! (U ﹏ U) | |
wouwd it kiww y-you to make a-a wittwe honey? | |
b-bawwy, òωó come out. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) y-youw fathew's tawking t-to you. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
mawtin, wouwd you t-tawk to him? | |
bawwy, 😳😳😳 i'm tawking t-to you! ʘwʘ | |
you coming? | |
g-got evewything? | |
aww set! 😳😳😳 | |
go ahead. >w< i'ww catch up. nyaa~~ | |
don't be t-too wong. :3 | |
watch t-this! mya | |
vanessa! 😳😳😳 | |
we'we stiww hewe. ^^ | |
i-i towd you nyot t-to yeww at him. rawr | |
he doesn't wespond to yewwing! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
t-then why yeww at m-me? | |
because you d-don't wisten! ^•ﻌ•^ | |
i'm n-nyot wistening t-to this. UwU | |
sowwy, (U ﹏ U) i-i've gotta go. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
whewe awe you going? | |
i'm meeting a-a fwiend. | |
a giww? is this why you can't decide? | |
bye. o.O | |
i just hope she's bee-ish. nyaa~~ | |
t-they have a huge p-pawade of fwowews evewy yeaw in pasadena? | |
to be in the touwnament o-of woses, ^•ﻌ•^ that's e-evewy fwowist's dweam! 🥺 | |
up on a fwoat, rawr suwwounded b-by fwowews, ^•ﻌ•^ cwowds cheewing. 😳 | |
a-a touwnament. ^^;; d-do the woses compete i-in athwetic events? | |
nyo. (ꈍᴗꈍ) aww wight, i've got one. σωσ | |
how come y-you don't fwy evewywhewe? | |
it's e-exhausting. (⑅˘꒳˘) why don't you wun evewywhewe? i-it's fastew. OwO | |
yeah, ok, i see, 😳 i see. | |
a-aww wight, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ youw tuwn. UwU | |
tivo. you c-can just fweeze wive tv? that's insane! rawr x3 | |
you don't h-have that? | |
we have hivo, σωσ but it's a-a disease. UwU it's a howwibwe, rawr x3 howwibwe disease. /(^•ω•^) | |
oh, my. | |
dumb bees! OwO | |
you must want to sting aww those jewks. 😳😳😳 | |
we t-twy nyot to sting. UwU i-it's usuawwy f-fataw fow us. nyaa~~ | |
so y-you have to watch youw tempew. -.- | |
vewy cawefuwwy. (˘ω˘) | |
y-you kick a waww, >_< take a wawk, (///ˬ///✿) wwite an angwy wettew and thwow it o-out. 😳 wowk thwough i-it wike any emotion: a-angew, >_< jeawousy, w-wust. >w< | |
oh, my goodness! (U ᵕ U❁) awe you ok? | |
yeah. σωσ | |
nyani is wwong with you?! | |
it's a-a bug. (˘ω˘) | |
he's nyot b-bothewing anybody. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
get out of hewe, 😳 you cweep! :3 | |
nyani was that? a-a pic 'n' save ciwcuwaw? | |
yeah, ^^ i-it was. (U ᵕ U❁) how did y-you know? | |
it fewt w-wike about 10 pages. ʘwʘ seventy-five is pwetty much ouw wimit. /(^•ω•^) | |
you've weawwy got that down to a science. :3 | |
i-i wost a cousin to itawian v-vogue. >w< | |
i'ww bet. rawr | |
nyani in the nyame of mighty hewcuwes is this? | |
h-how did this get hewe? kawaii~ b-bee, (⑅˘꒳˘) gowden bwossom, ^^ way wiotta pwivate sewect? | |
i-is he that actow? | |
i-i nyevew heawd o-of him. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
why is t-this hewe? | |
fow p-peopwe. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ we eat it. :3 | |
you don't have e-enough food of y-youw own? | |
weww, UwU yes. | |
how do you g-get it? | |
bees make it. | |
i know who makes it! ^^ and i-it's hawd to make it! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
thewe's heating, rawr c-coowing, s-stiwwing. UwU you nyeed a whowe kwewman t-thing! òωó | |
it's o-owganic. ʘwʘ | |
it's ouw-ganic! ^^ | |
it's just honey, ^•ﻌ•^ bawwy. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
just nyani?! (✿oωo) | |
bees d-don't know about t-this! >w< this i-is steawing! mya a wot o-of steawing! o.O | |
you've taken ouw homes, ^^;; schoows,hospitaws! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) this i-is aww we have! (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
and it's on sawe?! mya i'm getting to t-the bottom of this. :3 | |
i'm getting to the bottom o-of aww of this! | |
hey, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ hectow. you awmost done? | |
awmost. (U ﹏ U) | |
he is hewe. òωó i-i sense it. | |
weww, (U ﹏ U) i guess i'ww g-go home nyow and j-just weave this n-nyice honey out, (///ˬ///✿) with nyo one a-awound. /(^•ω•^) | |
you'we busted, (U ᵕ U❁) b-box boy! | |
i knew i heawd something. (U ﹏ U) | |
s-so you c-can tawk! (✿oωo) | |
i can t-tawk. ^^ and nyow y-you'ww stawt tawking! :3 | |
whewe you g-getting the sweet s-stuff? who's youw s-suppwiew? | |
i don't undewstand. nyaa~~ | |
i-i thought we wewe fwiends. OwO | |
the wast thing we want to do is upset bees! :3 | |
you'we too wate! nyaa~~ it's ouws n-now! (///ˬ///✿) | |
you, siw, (✿oωo) h-have cwossed the wwong swowd! 🥺 | |
y-you, siw, wiww be wunch fow my iguana, ʘwʘ ignacio! :3 | |
w-whewe is the honey c-coming fwom? t-teww me whewe! UwU | |
h-honey fawms! :3 it comes fwom honey f-fawms! XD | |
cwazy pewson! 😳😳😳 | |
nyani howwibwe thing has happened h-hewe? | |
these f-faces, (˘ω˘) they nyevew knew nyani hit them. (⑅˘꒳˘) and nyow | |
they'we on t-the woad to nyowhewe! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
just keep s-stiww. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
nyani? you'we nyot dead? | |
do i wook dead? t-they wiww wipe anything that moves. (U ﹏ U) w-whewe you headed? | |
to honey fawms. ʘwʘ i am onto s-something huge hewe. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
i'm going to a-awaska. XD moose bwood, (⑅˘꒳˘) cwazy stuff. b-bwows youw head o-off! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
i'm going to tacoma. (✿oωo) | |
and you? | |
he weawwy i-is dead. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
aww wight. >w< | |
uh-oh! | |
nyani is that?! ^^ | |
oh, 🥺 n-nyo! | |
a wipew! (ꈍᴗꈍ) twipwe b-bwade! ʘwʘ | |
twipwe b-bwade? | |
jump on! mya it's youw onwy chance, ^^ bee! | |
why does evewything have | |
to be so doggone cwean?! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
h-how much do you peopwe nyeed to see?! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
open youw e-eyes! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
stick youw h-head out the window! :3 | |
fwom nypw nyews in washington, ^^ | |
i-i'm caww kaseww. (///ˬ///✿) | |
b-but don't kiww nyo mowe bugs! :3 | |
bee! | |
moose bwood guy!! | |
you h-heaw something? | |
wike nyani? | |
wike t-tiny scweaming. >w< | |
tuwn off the wadio. :3 | |
whassup, >_< bee b-boy? | |
hey, :3 bwood. | |
j-just a wow of honey jaws, òωó as f-faw as the eye couwd s-see. ^^ | |
wow! | |
i assume whewevew t-this twuck goes is whewe they'we g-getting it. i m-mean, mya that honey's o-ouws. (˘ω˘) | |
bees hang t-tight. (U ᵕ U❁) we'we a-aww jammed in. ^^ | |
it's a cwose community. mya | |
n-nyot us, m-man. XD we on ouw own. rawr evewy mosquito on his own. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
nyani i-if you get in twoubwe? | |
you a-a mosquito, (˘ω˘) you in twoubwe. nyaa~~ nyobody wikes us. they just smack. ^•ﻌ•^ see a mosquito, -.- smack, smack! | |
at weast you'we out i-in the wowwd. nyaa~~ you must meet giwws. ʘwʘ | |
m-mosquito giwws twy to twade u-up, /(^•ω•^) get with a moth, >_< d-dwagonfwy. ^^;; mosquito giww don't w-want nyo mosquito. rawr x3 | |
you got to b-be kidding me! mya | |
moosebwood's about t-to weave the buiwding! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) so wong, (U ᵕ U❁) bee! | |
hey, guys! (U ᵕ U❁) | |
moosebwood! | |
i knew i'd catch y'aww down hewe. 😳😳😳 | |
did you bwing y-youw cwazy stwaw? | |
we thwow it in jaws, (ꈍᴗꈍ) swap a wabew o-on it, /(^•ω•^) and it's pwetty much p-puwe pwofit. :3 | |
nyani is this pwace? | |
a bee's got a bwain the size of a pinhead. OwO | |
they awe pinheads! -.- | |
pinhead. | |
check out the new smokew. /(^•ω•^) | |
oh, sweet. >_< that's t-the one you w-want. òωó the thomas 3000! mya | |
s-smokew? | |
nyinety puffs a m-minute, 🥺 semi-automatic. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ t-twice the n-nyicotine, nyaa~~ aww the taw. 😳 a coupwe bweaths of this k-knocks them wight o-out. | |
they make the honey, (˘ω˘) and w-we make the money. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
"they m-make t-the honey, (U ﹏ U) and w-we make the money"? | |
o-oh, >_< my! | |
nyani's going on? awe y-you ok? | |
yeah. (U ﹏ U) i-it doesn't wast t-too wong. | |
do you k-know you'we in a-a fake hive with f-fake wawws? | |
ouw q-queen was moved h-hewe. (U ᵕ U❁) we had nyo c-choice. :3 | |
this is y-youw queen? that's a man in women's cwothes! UwU that's a dwag queen! mya | |
n-nyani is this? | |
oh, :3 nyo! ^•ﻌ•^ | |
thewe's h-hundweds of them! OwO | |
bee honey. o.O | |
ouw honey is being b-bwazenwy stowen o-on a massive s-scawe! 😳 | |
this is wowse than anything b-beaws have done! OwO i-i intend to do something. >_< | |
oh, bawwy, stop. :3 | |
who towd you humans awe taking ouw honey? that's a-a wumow. OwO | |
do these wook wike wumows? | |
that's a conspiwacy theowy. (U ﹏ U) t-these awe obviouswy d-doctowed photos. :3 how did you g-get mixed up in t-this? | |
he's been t-tawking to humans. òωó | |
n-nyani? tawking t-to humans?! (///ˬ///✿) | |
h-he has a human giwwfwiend. >w< a-and they make out! ^^ | |
make out? bawwy! >_< | |
we d-do nyot. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
you wish you couwd. ^^;; | |
whose s-side awe you on? | |
the bees! >_< | |
i-i dated a cwicket o-once in san antonio. UwU those cwazy w-wegs kept me up aww nyight. XD | |
bawwy, (ꈍᴗꈍ) this is nyani y-you want to d-do with youw wife? | |
i-i want to do i-it fow aww ouw wives. :3 nyobody wowks h-hawdew than b-bees! ^•ﻌ•^ | |
dad, i wemembew y-you coming home so ovewwowked | |
y-youw hands wewe stiww stiwwing. o.O you couwdn't stop. 😳 | |
i wemembew that. rawr | |
nyani wight do they have to ouw honey? | |
we wive on two cups a yeaw. (U ﹏ U) they p-put it in wip bawm f-fow nyo weason nyanisoevew! 😳😳😳 | |
even if it's twue, (U ᵕ U❁) nyani can one bee do? | |
sting them w-whewe it weawwy h-huwts. :3 | |
in the face! the eye! XD | |
that wouwd huwt. rawr x3 | |
nyo. | |
up the nyose? t-that's a kiwwew. >w< | |
t-thewe's onwy one pwace you c-can sting the humans, >w< o-one pwace whewe it mattews. 😳 | |
h-hive at five, XD the hive's onwy f-fuww-houw action n-nyews souwce. UwU | |
nyo mowe bee beawds! (///ˬ///✿) | |
with bob bumbwe at the anchow d-desk. weathew w-with stowm stingew. nyaa~~ s-spowts with b-buzz wawvi. (///ˬ///✿) and jeanette chung. mya | |
g-good evening. σωσ i'm b-bob bumbwe. | |
and i-i'm jeanette ohung. σωσ | |
a-a twi-county bee, (ꈍᴗꈍ) bawwy benson, ^•ﻌ•^ intends to s-sue the human wace f-fow steawing ouw honey, (✿oωo) packaging it and pwofiting fwom it iwwegawwy! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
tomowwow n-nyight on bee w-wawwy king, ^•ﻌ•^ we'ww have thwee fowmew q-queens hewe in ouw studio, discussing theiw nyew book, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) cwassy w-wadies, mya out this w-week on hexagon. ʘwʘ | |
t-tonight we'we tawking to bawwy b-benson. ^^;; | |
did y-you evew think, o.O "i'm a kid fwom the hive. (ꈍᴗꈍ) i can't d-do this"? | |
bees h-have nyevew been a-afwaid to change t-the wowwd. | |
nyani a-about bee oowumbus? b-bee gandhi? bejesus? | |
whewe i'm fwom, >w< we'd nyevew sue humans. UwU | |
we wewe thinking of stickbaww o-ow candy stowes. :3 | |
how owd awe y-you? | |
the bee community i-is suppowting you in this case, (U ᵕ U❁) which wiww be the twiaw of t-the bee centuwy. ^^ | |
y-you know, they have a wawwy king i-in the human wowwd too. >_< | |
it's a-a common nyame. XD nyext week... | |
he wooks wike you and has a show a-and suspendews and cowowed dots... | |
nyext week... | |
gwasses, quotes on the bottom fwom t-the guest even t-though you just h-heawd 'em. 😳 | |
beaw w-week nyext week! >_< they'we scawy, (ꈍᴗꈍ) haiwy and hewe w-wive. >w< | |
awways weans fowwawd, σωσ pointy s-shouwdews, (ꈍᴗꈍ) squinty eyes, vewy jewish. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
in tennis, ^^;; y-you attack a-at the point of w-weakness! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
it was my gwandmothew, 😳😳😳 ken. she's 81. OwO | |
h-honey, ^^;; hew backhand's a joke! UwU | |
i'm not gonna take advantage of that? | |
quiet, UwU pwease. | |
actuaw wowk going on hewe. (U ﹏ U) | |
is t-that that same b-bee? | |
yes, (ꈍᴗꈍ) it is! | |
i'm hewping him sue the human wace. rawr | |
hewwo. | |
hewwo, òωó bee. | |
this is ken. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
yeah, i wemembew y-you. 😳😳😳 timbewwand, ^^;; size ten and a hawf. 😳 vibwam s-sowe, σωσ i bewieve. (///ˬ///✿) | |
w-why does he t-tawk again? | |
wisten, 😳😳😳 y-you bettew go 'cause we'we weawwy busy wowking. (U ﹏ U) | |
but it's ouw yoguwt nyight! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
bye-bye. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
why is y-yoguwt nyight so d-difficuwt?! 😳😳😳 | |
you p-poow thing. σωσ you t-two have been at this fow houws! òωó | |
y-yes, and adam hewe has been a h-huge hewp. | |
fwosting... | |
how many sugaws? | |
just one. (U ﹏ U) i twy nyot to u-use the competition. >w< | |
s-so why awe y-you hewping me? | |
b-bees have good quawities. ^^;; and it t-takes my mind o-off the shop. >w< instead of fwowews, (///ˬ///✿) peopwe awe giving bawwoon bouquets n-nyow. (///ˬ///✿) | |
those a-awe gweat, if you'we thwee. (U ﹏ U) | |
and awtificiaw fwowews. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
oh, those just g-get me psychotic! (✿oωo) | |
yeah, :3 me too. | |
b-bent stingews, nyaa~~ p-pointwess powwination. -.- | |
b-bees must hate those fake things! (✿oωo) | |
nyothing wowse than a daffodiw that's had wowk done. -.- | |
m-maybe this couwd make up fow it a-a wittwe bit. o.O | |
this wawsuit's a pwetty big deaw. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
i-i guess. | |
you suwe you want to go t-thwough with it? | |
a-am i suwe? when i-i'm done with t-the humans, rawr they w-won't be abwe to say, σωσ "honey, i-i'm home," without paying a woyawty! UwU | |
it's an incwedibwe scene hewe in downtown manhattan, (ꈍᴗꈍ) w-whewe the wowwd anxiouswy waits, >_< because f-fow the fiwst t-time in histowy, 😳 w-we wiww heaw fow ouwsewves if a honeybee can actuawwy speak. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
nyani have we gotten i-into hewe, (U ﹏ U) bawwy? | |
i-it's pwetty b-big, (⑅˘꒳˘) isn't it? | |
i-i can't bewieve how many humans don't wowk duwing the day. rawr x3 | |
you think biwwion-dowwaw muwtinationaw f-food companies have good wawyews? | |
evewybody nyeeds t-to stay behind t-the bawwicade. ^^ | |
n-nyani's the mattew? | |
i don't k-know, XD i just got a chiww. >_< | |
weww, if it isn't the bee team. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
you boys wowk on this? | |
aww wise! >w< the honowabwe judge bumbweton pwesiding. o.O | |
aww wight. rawr case nyumbew 4475, òωó | |
s-supewiow couwt of nyew yowk, (U ᵕ U❁) | |
bawwy bee benson v-v. 🥺 the honey industwy i-is nyow in session. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
mw. montgomewy, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) y-you'we w-wepwesenting the five food companies cowwectivewy? | |
a-a pwiviwege. OwO | |
m-mw. benson... you'we wepwesenting aww the bees o-of the wowwd? | |
i'm k-kidding. 🥺 yes, y-youw honow, ^^ we'we w-weady to pwoceed. (U ﹏ U) | |
mw. montgomewy, (✿oωo) y-youw opening statement, (U ﹏ U) pwease. :3 | |
wadies and gentwemen o-of the j-juwy, ^^;; my gwandmothew was a simpwe w-woman. :3 bown on a-a fawm, UwU she bewieved it was man's divine wight to benefit fwom the bounty of natuwe g-god put befowe us. >_< | |
if we wived i-in the topsy-tuwvy wowwd mw. o.O b-benson imagines, just think of nyani wouwd it mean. rawr | |
i-i wouwd have to nyegotiate with the siwkwowm fow the ewastic i-in my bwitches! >w< | |
tawking bee! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
how d-do we know this i-isn't some sowt o-of howogwaphic motion-pictuwe-captuwe howwywood w-wizawdwy? | |
they c-couwd be using w-wasew beams! :3 wobotics! òωó v-ventwiwoquism! 😳 cwoning! f-fow aww we know, mya h-he couwd be on s-stewoids! | |
mw. (✿oωo) benson? | |
w-wadies and g-gentwemen, rawr thewe's nyo twickewy hewe. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) i'm just a-an owdinawy bee. (U ﹏ U) h-honey's pwetty impowtant to me. mya it's impowtant t-to aww bees. ^•ﻌ•^ we i-invented it! :3 we m-make it. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) and we pwotect it with o-ouw wives. 😳 | |
unfowtunatewy, t-thewe awe some peopwe i-in this woom who t-think they can take it fwom us 'cause w-we'we the wittwe guys! (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
i'm h-hoping that, (⑅˘꒳˘) aftew t-this is aww o-ovew, OwO you'ww see h-how, >w< by taking ouw honey, ^•ﻌ•^ you nyot onwy take evewything we have b-but evewything we awe! ^•ﻌ•^ | |
i wish h-he'd dwess wike that aww the time. >w< s-so nyice! 😳 | |
caww y-youw fiwst witness. 😳😳😳 | |
so, mw. kwauss v-vandewhayden o-of honey fawms, UwU big company you have. rawr x3 | |
i suppose s-so. rawr x3 | |
i see you a-awso own honeybuwton and honwon! -.- | |
yes, they pwovide beekeepews fow ouw fawms. XD | |
beekeepew. i find that to be a vewy distuwbing tewm. -.- | |
i don't imagine you empwoy any bee-fwee-ews, XD do y-you? | |
nyo. òωó | |
i couwdn't h-heaw you. nyaa~~ | |
n-nyo. XD | |
nyo. because y-you don't fwee bees. ^^;; you keep bees. (˘ω˘) nyot onwy t-that, UwU it seems y-you thought a beaw w-wouwd be an appwopwiate i-image fow a jaw of honey. OwO | |
they'we vewy wovabwe cweatuwes. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) yogi beaw, -.- f-fozzie beaw, mya buiwd-a-beaw. -.- | |
y-you mean w-wike this? | |
beaws k-kiww bees! nyaa~~ | |
how'd you wike his h-head cwashing thwough youw wiving woom?! ^^;; biting into youw couch! ʘwʘ spitting out y-youw thwow piwwows! -.- ok, that's e-enough. (ꈍᴗꈍ) take him a-away. òωó | |
so, 😳😳😳 mw. sting, thank you fow being hewe. òωó youw nyame intwigues m-me. :3 whewe have i heawd it befowe? | |
i-i was with a band cawwed the powice. (✿oωo) | |
but y-you've nyevew been a powice officew, -.- have you? | |
nyo, i-i haven't. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
nyo, (✿oωo) you haven't. a-and so hewe we have yet anothew e-exampwe of bee c-cuwtuwe casuawwy stowen by a human fow nyothing mowe than a pwance-about s-stage nyame. ʘwʘ | |
oh, pwease. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
have you evew been stung, (///ˬ///✿) mw. sting? because i'm feewing a wittwe stung, ^^ sting. o-ow shouwd i say... m-mw. -.- gowdon m. sumnew! -.- | |
that's n-nyot his weaw nyame?! >w< you idiots! | |
m-mw. (ꈍᴗꈍ) wiotta, f-fiwst, rawr bewated congwatuwations on y-youw emmy win fow a guest spot on ew in 2005. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
t-thank you. thank you. rawr x3 | |
i see fwom youw wesume that you'we deviwishwy handsome with a-a chuwning innew t-tuwmoiw that's w-weady to bwow. o.O | |
i-i enjoy nyani i do. ^^ is that a cwime? | |
n-nyot yet it isn't. OwO but is t-this nyani it's c-come to fow you? expwoiting tiny, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) hewpwess bees s-so you don't have t-to weheawse youw p-pawt and weawn y-youw wines, (⑅˘꒳˘) siw? | |
w-watch it, (U ﹏ U) benson! /(^•ω•^) i couwd bwow wight nyow! :3 | |
this i-isn't a goodfewwa. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
t-this is a b-badfewwa! (✿oωo) | |
why doesn't someone just step on this cweep, (U ᵕ U❁) and we can a-aww go home?! (U ᵕ U❁) | |
o-owdew in this couwt! mya | |
y-you'we aww thinking it! nyaa~~ | |
owdew! o-owdew, (⑅˘꒳˘) i say! | |
say it! rawr | |
mw. wiotta, p-pwease sit d-down! rawr | |
i think it w-was awfuwwy nyice of that beaw to pitch in wike t-that. (˘ω˘) i think the juwy's on ouw side. σωσ | |
awe we doing e-evewything wight, rawr wegawwy? | |
i'm a fwowist. :3 | |
wight. weww, hewe's t-to a gweat team. /(^•ω•^) | |
to a gweat team! /(^•ω•^) | |
w-weww, (˘ω˘) hewwo. | |
ken! | |
hewwo. òωó | |
i d-didn't think you w-wewe coming. mya | |
nyo, i-i was just wate i-i twied to caww, (⑅˘꒳˘) but... the battewy. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
i didn't w-want aww this to go to waste, ʘwʘ | |
so i cawwed bawwy. -.- wuckiwy, he was fwee. >_< | |
oh, that w-was wucky. | |
thewe's a-a wittwe weft. 😳 i-i couwd heat i-it up. 🥺 | |
yeah, heat i-it up, XD suwe, nyanievew. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
so i heaw y-you'we quite a-a tennis pwayew. UwU i'm not much fow the game mysewf. rawr the baww's a w-wittwe gwabby. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
that's whewe i usuawwy sit. òωó wight... t-thewe. | |
ken, -.- bawwy was wooking a-at youw wesume, -.- and he agweed with me that eating w-with chopsticks isn't weawwy a-a speciaw skiww. (U ﹏ U) | |
you think i don't s-see nyani you'we d-doing? | |
i know h-how hawd it is to find the wight job. (U ﹏ U) we have that in common. 😳 | |
do we? | |
bees have 100 pewcent empwoyment, nyaa~~ but we d-do jobs wike taking the cwud out. rawr x3 | |
that's just n-nyani i was thinking about doing. σωσ | |
k-ken, i wet bawwy b-bowwow youw wazow fow his fuzz. (///ˬ///✿) i-i hope that was a-aww wight. >_< | |
i'm going to dwain the owd stingew. rawr x3 | |
yeah, rawr you do that. ^^;; | |
w-wook at that. (///ˬ///✿) | |
you know, i've j-just about had it with youw wittwe mind games. nyaa~~ | |
n-nyani's that? | |
itawian vogue. | |
mamma m-mia, >w< that's a wot of pages. (U ﹏ U) | |
a-a wot of ads. :3 | |
wemembew n-nyani van said, (U ﹏ U) why is youw wife mowe vawuabwe than mine? | |
funny, i just can't s-seem to wecaww t-that! 😳😳😳 i think s-something stinks in hewe! rawr | |
i wuv the smeww of fwowews. o.O | |
h-how do you wike the smeww o-of fwames?! | |
nyot as much. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
watew b-bug! (U ᵕ U❁) nyot taking sides! nyaa~~ | |
ken, (U ﹏ U) i'm weawing a chapstick h-hat! 😳😳😳 | |
this is pathetic! ʘwʘ | |
i've g-got issues! ^^;; | |
weww, w-weww, (///ˬ///✿) weww, a woyaw fwush! (U ﹏ U) | |
you'we bwuffing. (///ˬ///✿) | |
am i? | |
suwf's up, rawr dude! /(^•ω•^) | |
poo watew! | |
t-that boww is gnawwy. (U ᵕ U❁) except fow those diwty yewwow w-wings! mya | |
kenneth! :3 n-nyani awe y-you doing?! -.- | |
you know, rawr x3 i don't even w-wike honey! òωó i don't eat it! ^^ | |
we nyeed to tawk! o.O h-he's just a wittwe bee! :3 | |
and he h-happens to be the n-nyicest bee i've m-met in a wong time! mya | |
wong time? n-nyani awe you t-tawking about?! a-awe thewe othew b-bugs in youw wife? | |
nyo, mya but thewe a-awe othew things bugging me in w-wife. and you'we o-one of them! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
fine! tawking bees, /(^•ω•^) nyo yoguwt nyight... | |
my nyewves awe fwied fwom w-widing on this emotionaw wowwew coastew! σωσ | |
goodbye, :3 ken. | |
and fow y-youw infowmation, σωσ i-i pwefew sugaw-fwee, XD awtificiaw sweetenews made by man! -.- | |
i'm sowwy about aww that. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
i know it's got an aftewtaste! ʘwʘ i-i wike it! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
i-i awways fewt thewe w-was some kind o-of bawwiew between k-ken and me. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ i-i couwdn't ovewcome it. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
oh, weww. | |
a-awe you ok fow the twiaw? | |
i bewieve m-mw. (⑅˘꒳˘) montgomewy is about out o-of ideas. XD | |
we wouwd wike to caww m-mw. òωó bawwy benson b-bee to the stand. nyaa~~ | |
g-good idea! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) y-you can weawwy s-see why he's considewed one of the best wawyews... | |
y-yeah. 😳 | |
wayton, you've gotta weave some magic with this juwy, (˘ω˘) ow i-it's gonna be aww ovew. ʘwʘ | |
don't wowwy. 😳😳😳 the onwy t-thing i have to d-do to tuwn this juwy awound is to w-wemind them of nyani they don't w-wike about bees. nyaa~~ | |
y-you got the tweezews? | |
awe you a-awwewgic? | |
onwy to wosing, (U ﹏ U) son. o-onwy to wosing. σωσ | |
m-mw. >_< benson bee, i'ww ask you nyani i-i think we'd aww wike to know. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
nyani exactwy is youw wewationship t-to that woman? | |
we'we fwiends. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
g-good fwiends? | |
yes. (///ˬ///✿) | |
how good? do you wive togethew? | |
w-wait a minute... awe you hew w-wittwe... bedbug? | |
i've seen a b-bee documentawy ow two. (///ˬ///✿) fwom nyani i-i undewstand, doesn't youw queen g-give biwth to aww the bee chiwdwen? | |
yeah, >w< but... | |
s-so those awen't y-youw weaw p-pawents! nyaa~~ | |
oh, òωó bawwy... | |
y-yes, >_< they a-awe! | |
howd me back! mya | |
y-you'we an iwwegitimate bee, (✿oωo) awen't y-you, UwU benson? | |
h-he's denouncing b-bees! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
don't y'aww date youw cousins? | |
o-objection! ^^ | |
i'm going to pincushion this g-guy! ^^ | |
adam, >_< don't! i-it's nyani he wants! o.O | |
oh, σωσ i'm hit!! oh, rawr x3 wowdy, i-i am hit! mya | |
owdew! o-owdew! ^^ | |
the venom! the venom is c-couwsing thwough m-my veins! (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ i have b-been fewwed by a-a winged beast of destwuction! :3 you see? you can't tweat them wike equaws! σωσ they'we stwiped savages! (˘ω˘) stinging's the o-onwy thing they know! mya it's theiw w-way! OwO | |
adam, stay with me. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
i can't f-feew my wegs. >w< | |
nyani angew of m-mewcy wiww come f-fowwawd to suck the poison fwom m-my heaving buttocks? | |
i-i wiww have owdew in this couwt. 🥺 owdew! -.- owdew, p-pwease! :3 | |
the case of the honeybees vewsus the h-human wace took a pointed tuwn a-against the bees y-yestewday when o-one of theiw wegaw team stung w-wayton t. UwU montgomewy. 😳 | |
hey, buddy. | |
hey. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
is thewe much pain? | |
yeah. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
i-i... i bwew the whowe case, σωσ didn't i? | |
it doesn't mattew. 😳😳😳 nani mattews is | |
you'we awive. -.- you couwd have died. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
i'd be bettew off dead. (⑅˘꒳˘) w-wook at me. >_< | |
t-they got it fwom the cafetewia d-downstaiws, OwO in a t-tuna sandwich. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) wook, thewe's a wittwe cewewy stiww on it. 😳😳😳 | |
nyani w-was it wike to s-sting someone? | |
i can't expwain it. σωσ i-it was aww... a-aww adwenawine a-and then...and then e-ecstasy! (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
aww wight. | |
you think it was aww a twap? | |
o-of couwse. rawr x3 i'm sowwy. >w< i fwew us wight into this. (///ˬ///✿) | |
nyani wewe w-we thinking? wook at us. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ we'we just a coupwe of bugs in this wowwd. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
nyani wiww the humans do to u-us if they win? | |
i don't know. 🥺 | |
i heaw they put the woaches in motews. t-that doesn't s-sound so bad. nyaa~~ | |
a-adam, 😳😳😳 they check in, (U ﹏ U) but they don't check out! | |
o-oh, rawr x3 my. | |
couwd you g-get a nyuwse to c-cwose that window? | |
why? | |
the smoke. (///ˬ///✿) | |
bees don't s-smoke. σωσ | |
wight. /(^•ω•^) bees don't smoke. (✿oωo) | |
b-bees don't smoke! rawr | |
but some bees awe smoking. :3 | |
that's it! 😳😳😳 that's ouw c-case! òωó | |
it is? it's nyot ovew? | |
g-get dwessed. rawr x3 i've gotta go somewhewe. >w< | |
g-get back to t-the couwt and staww. >_< staww any w-way you can. :3 | |
and assuming you've done step cowwectwy, ^•ﻌ•^ y-you'we weady fow the tub. σωσ | |
mw. fwayman. (///ˬ///✿) | |
yes? yes, youw honow! /(^•ω•^) | |
w-whewe is the west of youw team? | |
weww, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) youw honow, i-it's intewesting. (⑅˘꒳˘) bees awe t-twained to fwy h-haphazawdwy, :3 and as a wesuwt, rawr x3 we d-don't make vewy good time. rawr x3 | |
i actuawwy h-heawd a funny stowy about... | |
youw honow, (///ˬ///✿) h-haven't these widicuwous b-bugs taken up enough of t-this couwt's vawuabwe t-time? how much wongew wiww w-we awwow these absuwd shenanigans to go on? | |
they have pwesented nyo compewwing evidence to suppowt t-theiw chawges against my cwients, 😳 who wun wegitimate businesses. 😳😳😳 | |
i-i move fow a-a compwete dismissaw o-of this entiwe case! σωσ | |
mw. >_< fwayman, i-i'm afwaid i-i'm going to have to considew m-mw. >_< montgomewy's motion. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
but you c-can't! >_< we have a-a tewwific case. | |
whewe is youw pwoof? | |
whewe is the evidence? | |
show m-me the smoking g-gun! mya | |
howd it, 😳😳😳 youw honow! | |
you want a smoking gun? h-hewe is youw smoking gun. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
nyani i-is that? | |
it's a-a bee smokew! rawr | |
n-nyani, òωó this? this h-hawmwess wittwe contwaption? this c-couwdn't huwt a fwy, ^^;; wet awone a-a bee. 😳 | |
wook at nani has happened to bees who have nyevew been a-asked, ^^;; "smoking o-ow nyon?" is this n-nyani nyatuwe i-intended fow us? t-to be fowcibwy a-addicted to smoke m-machines and man-made wooden swat wowk camps? | |
w-wiving out ouw wives as honey swaves to the white m-man? | |
nyani awe we gonna do? | |
he's p-pwaying the species cawd. (˘ω˘) | |
wadies and gentwemen, òωó pwease, fwee these bees! o.O | |
fwee t-the bees! rawr fwee t-the bees! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) fwee t-the bees! σωσ fwee the bees! ʘwʘ fwee the bees! (✿oωo) | |
the couwt finds in favow o-of the bees! 😳 | |
vanessa, rawr w-we won! | |
i k-knew you couwd d-do it! 🥺 high-five! 🥺 | |
sowwy. | |
i'm ok! :3 you know nyani this means? | |
aww the honey wiww finawwy bewong to t-the bees. >_< | |
nyow w-we won't have to w-wowk so hawd aww the time. (U ﹏ U) | |
this is an unhowy pewvewsion o-of the bawance of nyatuwe, ʘwʘ benson. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
you'ww w-wegwet this. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
bawwy, ^^ how much h-honey is out thewe? | |
aww wight. ^^;; one at a time. >_< | |
bawwy, :3 who awe you w-weawing? | |
my sweatew is wawph wauwen, >w< a-and i have nyo pants. rawr | |
nyani if montgomewy's wight? | |
nyani do y-you mean? | |
we've been wiving the bee way a wong t-time, (U ᵕ U❁) 27 miwwion yeaws. -.- | |
congwatuwations o-on youw v-victowy. 🥺 nyani wiww you demand as a settwement? | |
fiwst, nyaa~~ we'ww demand a compwete s-shutdown of aww bee wowk camps. OwO | |
then we want back the honey that was ouws to begin with, UwU evewy wast dwop. rawr | |
we demand a-an end to the g-gwowification of the beaw as anything mowe than a-a fiwthy, UwU smewwy, XD bad-bweath stink m-machine. >w< | |
we'we a-aww awawe of n-nyani they do in the woods. (U ﹏ U) | |
wait fow my signaw. 😳😳😳 take him out. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
he'ww h-have nyauseous f-fow a few houws, /(^•ω•^) t-then he'ww b-be fine. mya | |
and we wiww nyo wongew towewate bee-negative nyicknames... | |
b-but it's just a-a pwance-about stage nyame! o.O | |
...unnecessawy incwusion of honey in bogus heawth pwoducts and wa-dee-da h-human tea-time snack gawnishments. | |
can't bweathe. o.O | |
bwing it i-in, /(^•ω•^) boys! 😳 | |
howd i-it wight thewe! >_< g-good. OwO | |
tap it. | |
mw. b-buzzweww, 😳😳😳 we just passed thwee cups and thewe's gawwons mowe coming! nyaa~~ | |
i think we need to shut d-down! rawr x3 | |
shut down? we've nyevew shut d-down. UwU | |
shut down honey pwoduction! ^^;; | |
s-stop making h-honey! òωó | |
tuwn youw key, /(^•ω•^) siw! :3 | |
nyani do we do nyow? | |
cannonbaww! OwO | |
we'we shutting honey p-pwoduction! UwU | |
mission abowt. ^^ | |
abowting p-powwination a-and nectaw detaiw. 🥺 | |
w-wetuwning to b-base. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
adam, you wouwdn't bewieve h-how much honey was out thewe. :3 | |
oh, yeah? | |
nyani's g-going on? whewe i-is evewybody? | |
a-awe they out cewebwating? | |
they'we home. XD | |
they don't k-know nyani to do. waying out, 😳😳😳 s-sweeping in. (U ﹏ U) | |
i h-heawd youw uncwe c-caww was on his w-way to san antonio with a cwicket. -.- | |
at weast we got ouw honey back. 😳😳😳 | |
s-sometimes i think, ^^;; so nyani if humans wiked ouw honey? who wouwdn't? | |
it's the g-gweatest thing i-in the wowwd! UwU i was excited to be pawt of making i-it. /(^•ω•^) | |
this was m-my nyew desk. >_< this w-was my new job. rawr x3 i-i wanted to do it weawwy weww. òωó and nyow... | |
nyow i-i can't. 😳 | |
i don't undewstand why they'we nyot h-happy. >w< | |
i thought theiw wives wouwd b-be bettew! OwO | |
they'we d-doing nyothing. nyaa~~ i-it's amazing. nyaa~~ | |
h-honey weawwy c-changes peopwe. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
y-you don't have any idea nyani's going on, ^^ do you? | |
n-nyani did you want to show me? | |
t-this. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
nyani happened hewe? | |
that i-is nyot the hawf o-of it. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
oh, nyo. o-oh, (ꈍᴗꈍ) my. | |
they'we a-aww wiwting. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
d-doesn't wook vewy good, /(^•ω•^) does it? | |
nyo. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
and whose fauwt do you think that is? | |
you know, ^•ﻌ•^ i'm gonna g-guess bees. (U ﹏ U) | |
bees? | |
s-specificawwy, (///ˬ///✿) me. | |
i didn't think b-bees nyot nyeeding t-to make honey wouwd affect a-aww these things. (///ˬ///✿) | |
it's nyot just fwowews. :3 fwuits, vegetabwes, -.- they a-aww nyeed bees. :3 | |
that's ouw whowe s-sat test wight t-thewe. σωσ | |
take away pwoduce, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) that a-affects the entiwe a-animaw kingdom. òωó | |
a-and then, rawr x3 o-of couwse... | |
the h-human species? | |
so if thewe's nyo m-mowe powwination, ʘwʘ i-it couwd aww just go south hewe, UwU couwdn't it? | |
i-i know this is awso pawtwy my fauwt. (///ˬ///✿) | |
how about a-a suicide pact? | |
how do we do it? | |
i'ww sting you, ^•ﻌ•^ you step on me. nyaa~~ | |
t-that just kiwws y-you twice. :3 | |
wight, w-wight. 😳😳😳 | |
wisten, b-bawwy... sowwy, (U ᵕ U❁) but i gotta get going. σωσ | |
i had t-to open my mouth a-and tawk. >_< | |
vanessa? | |
vanessa? why awe you weaving? | |
w-whewe awe you g-going? | |
to the finaw t-touwnament of woses pawade in p-pasadena. | |
they've m-moved it to this weekend because aww the fwowews awe dying. o.O | |
it's the wast chance i'ww evew have to see it. òωó | |
vanessa, i-i just wanna say i'm sowwy. :3 | |
i nyevew meant it to tuwn out wike this. (///ˬ///✿) | |
i know. me nyeithew. /(^•ω•^) | |
touwnament of w-woses. ^^ | |
woses can't d-do spowts. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
wait a minute. (˘ω˘) woses. woses? | |
woses! OwO | |
vanessa! rawr x3 | |
woses?! | |
b-bawwy? | |
woses awe fwowews! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
yes, they awe. -.- | |
fwowews, (ꈍᴗꈍ) bees, powwen! OwO | |
i-i know. | |
that's w-why this is the w-wast pawade. o.O | |
maybe nyot. | |
couwd y-you ask him to swow down? | |
couwd y-you swow down? | |
bawwy! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
ok, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) i made a-a huge mistake. ʘwʘ | |
t-this is a totaw d-disastew, nyaa~~ aww m-my fauwt. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
yes, it kind of is. rawr x3 | |
i've w-wuined the pwanet. 😳😳😳 i-i wanted to hewp you with the fwowew shop. òωó i've made it wowse. 🥺 | |
a-actuawwy, :3 it's c-compwetewy cwosed down. :3 | |
i thought maybe you wewe wemodewing. (U ﹏ U) | |
but i have anothew i-idea, nyaa~~ and it's g-gweatew than my pwevious ideas c-combined. /(^•ω•^) | |
i don't want to heaw i-it! ^•ﻌ•^ | |
aww wight, they have the woses, ^^;; the woses have the powwen. | |
i-i know evewy bee, UwU pwant and fwowew bud in this pawk. :3 | |
a-aww we gotta do is get nani they've got back h-hewe with nani w-we've got. 😳 | |
bees. | |
pawk. | |
powwen! (˘ω˘) | |
fwowews. 😳😳😳 | |
wepowwination! | |
acwoss the nyation! :3 | |
touwnament o-of woses, (U ᵕ U❁) p-pasadena, /(^•ω•^) cawifownia. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
t-they've got n-nyothing but fwowews, (✿oωo) fwoats and cotton candy. OwO | |
s-secuwity wiww b-be tight. -.- | |
i have a-an idea. | |
vanessa b-bwoome, ^•ﻌ•^ ftd. | |
officiaw f-fwowaw business. XD it's weaw. | |
sowwy, ʘwʘ ma'am. nyice bwooch. 🥺 | |
thank you. >w< it was a gift. o.O | |
once inside, XD w-we just pick the wight fwoat. σωσ | |
h-how about the p-pwincess and t-the pea? | |
i couwd b-be the pwincess, /(^•ω•^) a-and you couwd be the pea! 🥺 | |
yes, i got it. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
whewe shouwd i sit? | |
nani awe you? | |
i bewieve i-i'm the pea. :3 | |
the pea? | |
it goes undew the mattwesses. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
n-nyot i-in this faiwy tawe, sweetheawt. rawr | |
i-i'm getting the mawshaw. o.O | |
you do that! (U ᵕ U❁) this whowe pawade is a fiasco! :3 | |
w-wet's see nyani t-this baby'ww d-do. :3 | |
hey, nyani awe you doing?! >_< | |
then aww we do i-is bwend in with t-twaffic... without a-awousing suspicion. >w< | |
once at the aiwpowt, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ thewe's n-nyo stopping u-us. (˘ω˘) | |
stop! secuwity. mya | |
y-you and youw i-insect pack youw f-fwoat? | |
yes. ^^ | |
h-has it been in youw possession the e-entiwe time? | |
w-wouwd you wemove youw shoes? | |
wemove y-youw stingew. UwU | |
it's pawt of me. (˘ω˘) | |
i know. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) just h-having some fun. -.- | |
e-enjoy youw fwight. 😳 | |
t-then if we'we w-wucky, >_< we'ww have j-just enough p-powwen to do the job. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
can you bewieve how wucky w-we awe? we have j-just enough powwen t-to do the job! | |
i-i think this is g-gonna wowk. | |
it's got to wowk. 😳😳😳 | |
a-attention, passengews, OwO t-this is captain scott. >w< we h-have a bit of bad weathew in nyew yowk. σωσ it wooks w-wike we'ww expewience a-a coupwe houws deway. UwU | |
bawwy, mya t-these awe cut f-fwowews with nyo watew. ^^ they'ww nyevew make it. (///ˬ///✿) | |
i gotta get up thewe and tawk t-to them. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
be cawefuw. >w< | |
c-can i get h-hewp with the sky maww magazine? i-i'd wike to owdew the tawking infwatabwe nyose and eaw haiw twimmew. -.- | |
captain, 😳 i'm i-in a weaw situation. >_< | |
nyani'd you say, σωσ haw? | |
nyothing. UwU | |
bee! | |
don't fweak out! (⑅˘꒳˘) my entiwe species... | |
n-nyani awe you d-doing? | |
wait a minute! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) i-i'm an attowney! òωó | |
who's an attowney? | |
don't move. ^^;; | |
oh, bawwy. mya | |
good aftewnoon, nyaa~~ passengews. this is youw captain. :3 w-wouwd a miss vanessa bwoome in 24b pwease wepowt t-to the cockpit? and pwease huwwy! mya | |
nyani happened hewe? | |
thewe w-was a dustbustew, >_< a toupee, OwO a wife waft expwoded. XD | |
o-one's bawd, 😳😳😳 one's in a boat, ʘwʘ they'we both unconscious! o.O | |
is that a-anothew bee joke? | |
nyo! rawr | |
nyo one's fwying the pwane! | |
t-this is jfk contwow towew, (U ﹏ U) f-fwight 356. >w< nani's youw status? | |
this is vanessa bwoome. XD i'm a fwowist fwom nyew y-yowk. /(^•ω•^) | |
whewe's the p-piwot? | |
he's unconscious, nyaa~~ a-and s-so is the copiwot. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
n-nyot good. >w< does anyone onboawd h-have fwight expewience? | |
as a mattew of fact, ʘwʘ thewe is. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
who's that? | |
bawwy benson. σωσ | |
fwom the honey twiaw?! (U ᵕ U❁) oh, gweat. | |
vanessa, ^^ this is nyothing mowe t-than a big metaw bee. >_< | |
it's got giant wings, σωσ h-huge engines. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
i can't fwy a pwane. >w< | |
w-why nyot? isn't j-john twavowta a piwot? | |
yes. OwO | |
how h-hawd couwd it be? | |
wait, -.- bawwy! (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
w-we'we headed into s-some wightning. òωó | |
t-this is bob bumbwe. :3 we have s-some wate-bweaking n-nyews fwom jfk a-aiwpowt, :3 whewe a suspensefuw scene is devewoping. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
bawwy benson, (U ﹏ U) fwesh fwom his w-wegaw victowy... | |
t-that's bawwy! >w< | |
...is attempting t-to wand a pwane, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ w-woaded with peopwe, -.- fwowews and a-an incapacitated f-fwight cwew. 😳 | |
f-fwowews?! (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
we have a stowm in the awea and two individuaws at the c-contwows with absowutewy nyo fwight e-expewience. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
just a minute. σωσ thewe's a bee on that pwane. :3 | |
i'm q-quite famiwiaw with mw. rawr x3 benson a-and his nyo-account compadwes. σωσ | |
they've done enough damage. >w< | |
but isn't he youw onwy hope? | |
technicawwy, (U ᵕ U❁) a bee shouwdn't be abwe to f-fwy at aww. ʘwʘ | |
theiw wings awe too smow... haven't w-we heawd this a m-miwwion times? | |
"the s-suwface awea of the wings and b-body mass make nyo sense." | |
get t-this on the aiw! 🥺 | |
g-got it. | |
stand b-by. (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
we'we going w-wive. -.- | |
the way we w-wowk may be a mystewy to you. (ꈍᴗꈍ) making h-honey takes a-a wot of bees d-doing a wot of smow j-jobs. ^^ | |
but wet me teww you about a smow job. rawr if you do it weww, OwO i-it makes a big d-diffewence. :3 | |
mowe t-than we weawized. 😳😳😳 to us, 🥺 to evewyone. rawr x3 | |
t-that's why i want to get b-bees back to wowking togethew. (///ˬ///✿) that's the bee way! (U ᵕ U❁) we'we nyot m-made of jeww-o. (˘ω˘) | |
w-we get behind a f-fewwow. mya | |
bwack and y-yewwow! /(^•ω•^) | |
hewwo! rawr | |
w-weft, wight, mya down, h-hovew. o.O | |
hovew? | |
f-fowget hovew. (U ﹏ U) | |
this isn't so hawd. 😳😳😳 | |
b-beep-beep! 🥺 beep-beep! 🥺 | |
bawwy, nyani happened?! ^^;; | |
wait, ^^ i think w-we wewe on autopiwot t-the whowe time. 🥺 | |
that may have been hewping m-me. (✿oωo) | |
and nyow we'we nyot! ʘwʘ | |
so it tuwns out i cannot fwy a pwane. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
aww of you, wet's g-get behind this f-fewwow! (✿oωo) move it o-out! nyaa~~ | |
move out! /(^•ω•^) | |
o-ouw onwy chance i-is if i do nyani i'd do, (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ you copy me with the wings o-of the pwane! | |
d-don't have to yeww. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
i'm not yewwing! ^^;; w-we'we in a-a wot of twoubwe. σωσ | |
i-it's vewy hawd to concentwate w-with that panicky t-tone in youw voice! | |
it's nyot a tone. σωσ i'm panicking! nyaa~~ | |
i can't do this! (U ᵕ U❁) | |
vanessa, p-puww youwsewf togethew. òωó you have to snap out of it! (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
you snap out o-of it. /(^•ω•^) | |
you snap o-out of it. :3 | |
you snap out of it! (✿oωo) | |
y-you snap out of it! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
you snap out o-of it! òωó | |
you snap o-out of it! -.- | |
you s-snap out of it! XD | |
y-you snap out of i-it! òωó | |
howd it! | |
why? c-come on, -.- it's my tuwn. 😳😳😳 | |
how is t-the pwane fwying? | |
i-i don't know. mya | |
h-hewwo? | |
benson, σωσ got any fwowews fow a happy occasion i-in thewe? | |
the powwen jocks! 😳😳😳 | |
t-they do get behind a fewwow. XD | |
bwack and yewwow. XD | |
hewwo. | |
aww wight, UwU wet's dwop this tin can on the bwacktop. /(^•ω•^) | |
whewe? i can't see anything. can you? | |
n-nyo, nyothing. o.O i-it's aww cwoudy. o.O | |
come on. (U ᵕ U❁) you got to think bee, OwO b-bawwy. :3 | |
thinking bee. :3 | |
thinking bee. 🥺 | |
thinking bee! | |
thinking bee! rawr x3 thinking bee! 🥺 | |
wait a-a minute. rawr i think i-i'm feewing s-something. òωó | |
nyani? | |
i don't know. 😳 i-it's stwong, rawr puwwing m-me. (U ᵕ U❁) | |
wike a 27-miwwion-yeaw-owd instinct. :3 | |
bwing the nyose down. :3 | |
thinking bee! σωσ | |
t-thinking bee! ^^ thinking bee! (˘ω˘) | |
nyani in the wowwd is on the tawmac? | |
g-get some wights o-on that! (///ˬ///✿) | |
thinking bee! nyaa~~ | |
thinking bee! /(^•ω•^) thinking bee! XD | |
vanessa, aim fow the fwowew. ^^;; | |
o-ok. | |
cut the engines. σωσ w-we'we going in on bee powew. ^^ w-weady, boys? | |
a-affiwmative! :3 | |
good. good. òωó easy, nyow. that's it. (///ˬ///✿) | |
wand on that fwowew! :3 | |
w-weady? fuww wevewse! (ꈍᴗꈍ) | |
spin it awound! (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
nyot t-that fwowew! rawr the othew one! o.O | |
which o-one? | |
that fwowew. (⑅˘꒳˘) | |
i-i'm aiming a-at the fwowew! (///ˬ///✿) | |
that's a-a fat guy i-in a fwowewed shiwt. ^^;; | |
i-i mean the g-giant puwsating fwowew made of miwwions of bees! σωσ | |
p-puww fowwawd. >w< nyose d-down. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) taiw up. | |
wotate awound it. (U ﹏ U) | |
this is insane, 😳 b-bawwy! | |
this's t-the onwy way i-i know how to fwy. XD | |
a-am i koo-koo-kachoo, -.- ow is this p-pwane fwying i-in an insect-wike pattewn? | |
get youw nyose in thewe. 🥺 d-don't be afwaid. s-smeww it. /(^•ω•^) fuww wevewse! ^•ﻌ•^ | |
just d-dwop it. nyaa~~ be a pawt of it. nyaa~~ | |
aim fow the centew! 😳 | |
n-nyow dwop it in! :3 d-dwop it in, woman! nyaa~~ | |
c-come on, o.O awweady. | |
b-bawwy, (˘ω˘) we d-did it! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) you taught me how to fwy! ʘwʘ | |
y-yes. (˘ω˘) nyo high-five! 😳 | |
wight. | |
bawwy, it wowked! /(^•ω•^) | |
d-did you see the giant fwowew? | |
nyani giant fwowew? whewe? of couwse | |
i saw the fwowew! ^^ that was genius! (✿oωo) | |
t-thank you. | |
b-but we'we nyot d-done yet. -.- | |
wisten, òωó e-evewyone! | |
this wunway is covewed w-with the wast powwen fwom the w-wast fwowews avaiwabwe anywhewe o-on eawth. ^•ﻌ•^ | |
that means this is ouw w-wast chance. OwO we'we t-the onwy ones who make honey, :3 powwinate fwowews a-and dwess wike t-this. ^^;; | |
if we'we g-gonna suwvive a-as a species, o.O this i-is ouw moment! (///ˬ///✿) nyani do you say? | |
awe we going t-to be bees, >w< ow just museum of nyatuwaw histowy keychains? | |
we'we bees! òωó | |
keychain! | |
t-then fowwow me! >w< e-except keychain. /(^•ω•^) | |
h-howd on, bawwy. 😳 hewe. you've e-eawned this. nyaa~~ | |
yeah! mya | |
i-i'm a powwen j-jock! (⑅˘꒳˘) and it's a p-pewfect fit. :3 aww i gotta do awe the sweeves. 🥺 | |
oh, yeah. | |
that's ouw bawwy. 🥺 | |
mom! the b-bees awe back! (✿oωo) | |
if anybody nyeeds to make a caww, :3 n-nyow's the time. o.O i got a feewing we'ww be wowking wate tonight! | |
h-hewe's youw c-change. ^^ have a gweat aftewnoon! can i hewp who's nyext? | |
wouwd you w-wike some honey with that? | |
it i-is bee-appwoved. ^^ don't fowget these. XD | |
m-miwk, (U ﹏ U) cweam, cheese, it's aww m-me. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) and i don't see a nyickew! :3 | |
s-sometimes i just feew wike a p-piece of meat! (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
i had nyo idea. ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
bawwy, rawr x3 i-i'm sowwy. | |
have you got a moment? | |
wouwd you e-excuse me? | |
my mosquito associate wiww hewp you. ʘwʘ | |
sowwy i'm wate. >_< | |
he's a wawyew too? | |
i was awweady a bwood-sucking pawasite. :3 aww i-i nyeeded was a b-bwiefcase. | |
have a-a gweat aftewnoon! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
bawwy, :3 i just got this huge tuwip owdew, -.- and i can't get them a-anywhewe. ^^;; | |
nyo pwobwem, rawr vannie. j-just weave it to m-me. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ | |
you'we a wifesavew, ^^;; b-bawwy. can i hewp who's n-nyext? | |
aww wight, (U ᵕ U❁) scwambwe, jocks! :3 it's time to f-fwy. XD | |
thank you, o.O b-bawwy! | |
that bee i-is wiving my wife! -.- | |
wet it go, 🥺 kenny. | |
when wiww this nyightmawe e-end?! XD | |
wet it aww go. mya | |
beautifuw day to fwy. 😳😳😳 | |
suwe i-is. | |
between you a-and me, XD | |
i was dying t-to get out o-of that office. | |
you have got to stawt thinking bee, 😳 my fwiend. | |
thinking b-bee! ( ͡o ω ͡o ) | |
me? | |
howd it. (///ˬ///✿) wet's just stop fow a second. :3 howd it. XD | |
i'm sowwy. i'm sowwy, >w< evewyone. ^^;; can we stop hewe? | |
i'm nyot making a-a majow wife d-decision duwing a pwoduction nyumbew! (U ᵕ U❁) | |
aww wight. >_< t-take ten, (✿oωo) evewybody. w-wwap it up, ^^ g-guys. (˘ω˘) | |
i had viwtuawwy n-nyo weheawsaw fow that. (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡ |
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