9gag-native-html5-player.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         9gag HTML5 Video
// @namespace    https://venipa.net
// @version      0.1
// @description  try to take over the world!
// @author       Venipa
// @match        https://9gag.com/*
// @icon         https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?domain=9gag.com
// @grant        unsafeWindow
// ==/UserScript==

/* jshint esversion: 6 */

(function() {
    'use strict';
    function checkVideo(video) {
                if (!video.controls) video.controls = true;
                if (video.style.zIndex == '') video.style.zIndex = '2';
                if (video.volume == 1) video.volume = 0.1;
    }
    (function(video, check){
        var fn = video.play;
        video.play = function() {
            if (this.hasAttribute("preload")) {
                check(this);
            }
            return fn.apply(this, arguments);
        };
    })(unsafeWindow.HTMLVideoElement.prototype, checkVideo);
})();

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