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*READ THIS TOP TO BOTTOM BEFORE STARTING TO COOK*
*DO NOT BLINDLY FOLLOW THIS RECIPE WITHOUT READING IT END TO END FIRST*
*croissants are weird.*

500g all purpose flour
10g salt
80g sugar
10g  yeast
300ml cool water
300g butter (NICE BUTTER. get salted kerrygold, or "european style" butter. this is where MOST of the flavor comes from. don't skimp here.

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# Sexy bash prompt by twolfson
# https://github.com/twolfson/sexy-bash-prompt
# Forked from gf3, https://gist.github.com/gf3/306785

# If we are on a colored terminal
if tput setaf 1 &> /dev/null; then
  # Reset the shell from our `if` check
  tput sgr0 &> /dev/null

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#!/bin/bash

# this script was written by viss as a challenge from @random_robbie
# This one-liner replaces a fairly lengthy python script
# if you want to be walked through it, sign up for square cash, send $viss 20 dollars. Otherwise, flex your google fu!
# oh, ps: you need to pip install shodan, and then configure the shodan cli client by giving it your api key.
# then you're off to the races.

shodan search --fields ip_str --limit 1000 'product:"Oracle Weblogic" port:"7001" country:"US"' | sort -u | nmap -sT -Pn -n -oG - -iL - -p 7001 | grep open | awk '{print $2}' | xargs -I % -n 1 -P 30 bash -c 'RESULT=`curl -s -I -H "User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:54.0) Gecko0100101 Firefox/54.0" -H "Connection":"close" -H "Accept-Language":"en-US -H en;q=0.5" -H "Accept":"text/html -H application/xhtml+xml -H application/xml;q=0.9 -H */*;q=0.8" -H "Upgrade-Insecure-Requests":"1" %:7001/ws_utc/config.do | egrep HTTP`; echo "%: $RESULT";'

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first, create a bash script, put this in it. 

#!/bin/bash
while IFS='' read -r line || [[ -n "$line" ]]; do
    curl --user-agent "$line" <the url you want to troll>
done < "$1"

Name it something dumb. logshove.sh

Next create a file with no url-encodable chars. Make sure every line is the same length. don't use spaces. I used periods. 

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##########
# Win10 Initial Setup Script
# Author: Disassembler <disassembler@dasm.cz>
# Version: 1.7, 2016-08-15

# dasm's script: https://github.com/Disassembler0/Win10-Initial-Setup-Script/

# THIS IS A PERSONALIZED VERSION
# This script leaves more MS defaults on, including MS security features.
# Tweaked based on personal preferences for @alirobe 2016-11-16 - v1.7.1

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                `-/syyddmNNdy+-                                                                     
             `/hNMMMMMMMMMMMMMNh/`                                                                  
            -dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMd-                                                                 
          `sNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNo`                                                               
         -mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMs                                                               
        -mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNdhhhhNMMMMN:                                                              
       .mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMdoshdhys+hMMMMd`                                                             
      `hMMMMMMMMMMMMdsohNMMMm-:yysMMMM/                             .:oss+:-``                      
      +MhyhdyshMMMMMs-mMMMMMN. `dsmMMMh`                           :ms:--:+ssyss+:-`                
    `+NMMMssh/.NMMMMohMMMMMMo  `mysMMMM:                          `mh`       `.:+syho.      

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470448 yahoo.com
347825 hotmail.com
339101 gmail.com
74310 aol.com
28316 live.com
18896 breakthru.com
16965 msn.com
15760 comcast.net
13664 ymail.com
8195 sbcglobal.net

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               ,,;#################,
             ,########################,
           ,###########################>
         ,###############################,
       ,##################################>
      ,####################################>
     ,######################"^`,````$#######,
    ,####################%,;#####%##;"$#####>
    $#################"`,##$%%%$$  `%#,$#####>                                       ,;#####,,,

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                          .sNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMy-                                    

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