zMUD/CMUD snippet for announcing racial vuln/resist profiles on RetroMUD.

vulncheck

#if (%1 =~ "ahrimazda.") {
  notify Ahrimazda - 10% more Holy/Unholy
  notify I'll take the left one, you take the right
  }
#if (%1 =~ "anakim.") {
  notify Anakaim - 15% Vuln to Harm
  notify Also probably has a superiority complex
  }
#if (%1 =~ "arakun.") {
  notify Arakun - No Vulns/Resists
  notify check your pockets
  }
#if (%1 =~ "arcanus.") {
  notify Arcanus - 15% more Harm
  notify I'm blue, da ba dee
  }
#if (%1 =~ "atomy.") {
  notify Atomy - 15% more Cold/Disint/Fire/Poison, 10% less Illus
  notify CANDY CANDY CANDY NAP
  }
#if (%1 =~ "behemoth.") {
  notify Behemoth - 20% Vuln to Psionic/Sonic, 10% Resist to Cold
  notify A whale of a tail
  }
#if (%1 =~ "bloodworm.") {
  notify Bloodworm - 10% more Fire/Sonic, 30% less Asphyx/Poison
  notify Leechers in both the social and physical sense
  }
#if (%1 =~ "boelir.") {
  notify Boelir - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Wasn't even supposed to be here today
  }
#if (%1 =~ "catfolk.") {
  notify Catfolk - 10% Vuln to Asphyx/Sonic
  notify Wants exactly 1.5 belly rubs
  }
#if (%1 =~ "centaur.") {
  notify Centaur - No Resists/Vulns
  notify Are they ponies? Are they men? THEY'RE CENTAURS THE DRUNKINATORS
  }
#if (%1 =~ "chimaera.") {
  notify Chimaera - 15% more Holy
  notify Catdog...scorpion?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "devil.") {
  notify Devil - 20% Vuln to Cold/Holy
  notify Still a better person than you
  }
#if (%1 =~ "dhampir.") {
  notify Dhampir - 10% Vuln to Fire/Holy
  notify Not naturally sparkly
  }
#if (%1 =~ "dragon.") {
  notify Dragon - Vulns/Resists vary by color
  notify Grumpy when woken from their naps
  }
#if (%1 =~ "dragonian.") {
  notify Dragonian - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Not the kind with the hoard
  }
#if (%1 =~ "drensieqi.") {
  notify Drensieqi - 30% more Poison, 20% less Harm/Illus/Psionic
  notify Can I have a lock of your hair?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "dryad.") {
  notify Dryad - 5% less Poison, 15% less Elec, 20% less Asphyx
  notify The prettiest tree that you ever did see
  }
#if (%1 =~ "dwarf.") {
  notify Dwarf - 20% Resist to Disint
  notify Prefers ~"Little Berserker~"
  }
#if (%1 =~ "efreeti.") {
  notify Efreeti - 10% more Asphyx/Cold, 30% less Fire
  notify And you thought the Jinns were obnoxiously evil genies!
  }
#if (%1 =~ "elf.") {
  notify Elf - 20% Vuln to Harm
  notify DEFINITELY thinks they're better than you
  }
#if (%1 =~ "ettin.") {
  notify Ettin - No Vulns/Resists
  notify The second head is smarter
  }
#if (%1 =~ "flynd.") {
  notify Flynd - 70% more Fire, 10% less Poison
  notify Insanity Doggo
  }
#if (%1 =~ "gargoyle.") {
  notify Gargoyle - 20% more Acid, 10% more Sonic
  notify Copyright Disney 1997
  }
#if (%1 =~ "giant.") {
  notify Giant - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Big. Not as friendly as advertised
  }
#if (%1 =~ "gnome.") {
  notify Gnome - 100% Vuln to Psionic, 10% Resist to Illus
  notify On your lawn
  }
#if (%1 =~ "goblin.") {
  notify Goblin - 50% more Illus
  notify Gobbler, but not a turkey
  }
#if (%1 =~ "golemn.") {
  notify Golemn - 15% Resist to Acid/Asphyx/Cold/Disint/Elec/Fire/Harm/Holy/Illus/Poison/Psionic/Sonic/Unholy
  notify Always Stoned
  }
#if (%1 =~ "gorgon.") {
  notify Gorgon - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Are those snakes on your head or are you just happy to see me?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "gremlin.") {
  notify Gremlin - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Do not feed after midnight
  }
#if (%1 =~ "harpy.") {
  notify Harpy - 15% less Sonic
  notify Literally the cause of the phrase "harping on someone"
  }
#if (%1 =~ "hephestian.") {
  notify Hephestian - 20% more Disint/Phys
  notify Refers to organic races as "Meatbags"
  }
#if (%1 =~ "homarid.") {
  notify Homarid - 10% less Asphyx/Poison
  notify Mmm, crab. Bring out the butter
  }
#if (%1 =~ "human.") {
  notify Human - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Voted "Most boring race"
  }
#if (%1 =~ "illex.") {
  notify Illex - 10% more Fire/Sonic, 10% less Asphyx
  notify It's not sashimi until AFTER it's dead
  }
#if (%1 =~ "irrdu.") {
  notify Irrdu - 10% more Harm/Psionic
  notify Go Teen Titans!
  }
#if (%1 =~ "jinn.") {
  notify 10% more Asphyx
  notify No wishing for more wishes
  }
#if (%1 =~ "kanku.") {
  notify Kanku - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Polly want a cracker?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "kitsune.") {
  notify Kitsune - 15% less Illus
  notify I wonder if they're related to Miles "Tails" Powers
  }
#if (%1 =~ "kizanki.") {
  notify Kizanki - 50% Vuln to Harm
  notify Psionicists. Idiots
  }
#if (%1 =~ "kreen.") {
  notify Kreen - 40% Vuln to Asphyx, 25% Vuln to Cold
  notify Better call an exterminator, you have an infestation
  }
#if (%1 =~ "kuroa.") {
  notify Kuroa - 20% more Cold/Fire/Poison, 20% less Asphyx/Elec
  notify BABY SHARK DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO
  }
#if (%1 =~ "leprechaun.") {
  notify Leprechaun - No Vulns/Resists
  notify ~(Except a curious fondness for marshmallows in cereal~)
  }
#if (%1 =~ "mephistacles.") {
  notify Mephistacles - 10% less Unholy
  notify Okay, okay, maybe these demons actually ARE more evil than you
  }
#if (%1 =~ "minotaur.") {
  notify Minotaur - 50% more Disint/Harm, 10% less Illus
  notify YOU milk the cow. I'LL watch
}
#if (%1 =~ "mummy.") {
  notify Mummy - 100% Vuln to Fire
  notify Not the nummy I wanted
  }
#if (%1 =~ "muridan.") {
  notify Muridan - 70% Vuln to Fire/Illus/Sonic
  notify I wonder if they're related to Carnely
  }
#if (%1 =~ "myconoid.") {
  notify Myconoid - 100% more Elec/Fire/Illus, 20% less Poison
  notify Fungus Amongus
  }
#if (%1 =~ "naga.") {
  notify Naga - 5% less Asphyx, 10% less Illus/Psionic, 15% less Poison
  notify The biggest of danger noodles
  }
#if (%1 =~ "nekomata.") {
  notify Nekomata - 10% less Illus
  notify Spirit Kitties - they still only want 1.5 belly rubs
  }
#if (%1 =~ "papua.") {
  notify Papua - 10% Vuln to Acid/Sonic
  notify Pebbles with attitude
  }
#if (%1 =~ "phoenix.") {
  notify 10% less Poison, 20% less Fire
  notify Rise from the ashes
  }
#if (%1 =~ "poltergeist.") {
  notify Poltergeist - 25% more Holy, 10% less Illus, 20% less Asphyx/Poison/Unholy
  notify WHY IS IT ALWAYS GHOSTS?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "pudding.") {
  notify Pudding - 10% less Acid/Asphyx/Harm/Illus/Poison/Psionic
  notify Tapioca is a terrible flavor, change my mind
  }
#if (%1 =~ "qookie.") {
  notify Qookie - No Vulns/Resists
  notify The Qookie Monster
  }
#if (%1 =~ "revenant.") {
  notify Revenant - 10% less Asphyx
  notify -Fast- zombies
  }
#if (%1 =~ "rusalka.") {
  notify Rusalka - 20% less Asphyx
  notify Wanna play in the deep end?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "satyr.") {
  notify Satyr - No Vulns/Resists
  notify Really spends too much time playing with their flute
  }
#if (%1 =~ "selkie.") {
  notify Selkie - 20% Vuln to Elec/Fire
  notify Seals just wanna have fish
  }
#if (%1 =~ "seraphim.") {
  notify Seraphim - 20% less Holy
  notify High and mighty
  }
#if (%1 =~ "serpent.") {
  notify Serpent - No Known Vulns/Resists
  notify DANGER NOODLE! <3
  }
#if (%1 =~ "shadow.") {
  notify Shadow - 20% more Illus, 10% more Elec/Fire
  notify Does not ACTUALLY know
  }
#if (%1 =~ "sidhe.") {
  notify Sidhe - No Vulns/Resists
  notify You wouldn't BELIEVE how much better than you these folks think they are
  }
#if (%1 =~ "slaad.") {
  notify Slaad - 10% more Elec/Sonic
  notify Really big frog legs
  }
#if (%1 =~ "sluagh.") {
  notify Sluagh - 20% less Harm
  notify Creepy monstrous drow
  }
#if (%1 =~ "suula.") {
  notify Suula - 50% more Asphyx/Harm, 10% less Illus/Poison
  notify PRETTY COLORS
  }
#if (%1 =~ "thuul.") {
  notify Thuul - 80% Vuln to Psionic, 40% Vuln to Unholy
  notify My belly is Thuul
  }
#if (%1 =~ "tianlong.") {
  notify Tianlong - 10% Resist to Acid
  notify Furry Dragon Doggo!
  }
#if (%1 =~ "tuatara.") {
  notify Tuatara - 10% more Cold
  notify Where is Black Turtle?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "titan.") {
  notify Titan - 100% Vuln to Disint/Illus/Psionic
  notify The biggest ones fall hardest
  }
#if (%1 =~ "tortle.") {
  notify Tortle - 100% Vuln to Sonic, 20% Resist to Asphyx/Poison
  notify Delicious in soup
  }
#if (%1 =~ "treant.") {
  notify Treant - 50% more Fire, 25% more Acid/Elec, 20% more Cold, 10% less Asphyx/Illus/Poison
  notify Not the Lorax, but DOES speak for the trees
}
#if (%1 =~ "troll.") {
  notify Troll - 100% vuln to Fire
  notify Mocks you on channels
  }
#if (%1 =~ "tywimn.") {
  notify Tywimn - No Resists/Vulns
  notify If Hellboy had a goth phase
  }
#if (%1 =~ "unicorn.") {
  notify Unicorn - 20% Vuln to Harm/Unholy, 20% Resist to Holy, 25% Resist to Poison
  notify HORNPONY!
  }
#if (%1 =~ "uruk.") {
  notify Uruk - 50% Vuln to Psionic
  notify Totally. Not. Orcs
  }
#if (%1 =~ "valyrie.") {
  notify Valkyrie - 10% less Disint/Harm, 20% less Poison
  notify Glorified taxi service
  }
#if (%1 =~ "vampire.") {
  notify Vampire - 50% more Asphyx/Fire/Holy
  notify Hungry hungry emos
  }
#if (%1 =~ "vanir.") {
  notify Vanir - 5% less Fire, 10% less Disint
  notify Fathered by a Titan, mothered by an Arcanus, or something
  }
#if (%1 =~ "vipyr.") {
  notify Vipyr - 75% Vuln to Cold, 10% Resist to Poison
  notify Danger Noodle's cousin
  }
#if (%1 =~ "vulpin.") {
  notify Vulpin - 10% more Poison
  notify The ladies are foxy, the men are foxy, it's a race of foxes what did you expect?
}
#if (%1 =~ "wendigo.") {
  notify Wendigo - 20% less Cold
  notify Abominable snowmen, kind of
  }
#if (%1 =~ "werewolf.") {
  notify Werewolf - 40% Vuln to Fire/Psionic
  notify BEST DOGGO
  }
#if (%1 =~ "xlakun'ah.") {
  notify Xlankun'ah - 20% less Asphyx/Illus/Poison/Psionic/Sonic
  notify Tentacles, tentacles! Tentacles!
  }
#if (%1 =~ "xodar.") {
  notify Xodar - 10% less Asphyx/Harm/Psionic
  notify Didn't we leave that armor on the stand?
  }
#if (%1 =~ "yaag-nesh.") {
  notify Yaag-nesh - 10% more Elec, 30% less Psionic
  notify Cthulhu wannabes
  }
#if (%1 =~ "zmej.") {
  notify Zmej - Resists vary by color
  notify ALL the heads are obnoxious
  }