This is Guess the Number as a word macro

GuessNumber.vbs

Sub Log(Text)
    Selection.TypeText (Text)
    Selection.TypeParagraph
End Sub

Function RandomG(Max)
    RandomG = Int(Rnd * Max)
End Function

Sub RandomGame()
    Application.StatusBar = "Random Game (c) 2009 by Patrick Lerner"
    ActiveDocument.Select
    Selection.TypeBackspace
   
    Dim result As String
   
    ' Logging on or off?
    Logging = MsgBox("Should the game be logged into a word document?", vbYesNo + vbQuestion) = vbYes
    Harcore = MsgBox("Do you want to have the game cursing about wrong results?", vbYesNo + vbQuestion) = vbYes
   
    Randomize
    Game = 0
    If Logging Then
        With Selection
            With .Font
                .Color = RGB(0, 0, 255)
                .Bold = msoTrue
                .StrikeThrough = msoFalse
                .Size = 25
                .Name = "Arial"
            End With
            .ParagraphFormat.Alignment = wdAlignParagraphCenter

            Log ("RandomGame")
       
            With .Font
                .Color = RGB(0, 0, 0)
                .Size = 10
                .Bold = msoFalse
                .Name = "Times New Roman"
                .Italic = msoTrue
            End With
            Log ("(c) 2009 by Patrick Lerner [PaddyLerner@gmail.com]")
            .Font.Italic = msoFalse
            .Font.Size = 12
            .ParagraphFormat.Alignment = wdAlignParagraphLeft
        End With
    End If
   
    Do
        Game = Game + 1
        If Logging Then
            Selection.Font.Bold = True
            Log (" GAME " & Game)
            Selection.Font.Bold = False
        End If
        Number = Int(Int(Rnd * 1001) + 1)
        Guess = -1
        Turns = 0
        Do Until Guess = Number
            Guess = InputBox("Guess the random number between 1 and 1000:", "RandomGame (Game " & Game & ", Turn " & (Turns + 1) & ")")
            If ((Guess = "exit") Or (Guess = "quit") Or (Guess = vbNullString)) Then
                Exit Sub
            Else
                If Guess = "cheat" Then
                    If Hardcore Then
                        MsgBox ("Here you go, sucker: " & Number)
                    Else
                        MsgBox ("Ok, the number is " & Number)
                    End If
                    If Logging Then
                        If Harcore Then
                            Select Case RandomG(3)
                                Case 0
                                    Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": You turned out to be a fracking cheater.")
                                Case 1
                                    Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": No way you din't just cheat, did you?")
                                Case 2
                                    Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": You do know what they say about cheaters, don't you?")
                            End Select
                        Else
                            Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": You cheated!")
                        End If
                    End If
                Else
                    Guess = Int(Guess)
                    Turns = Turns + 1
                    result = ""
                    If ((Guess > 1000) Or (Guess < 1)) Then
                        If Harcore Then
                            Select Case RandomG(7)
                                Case 0
                                    result = "EPIC FAIL!"
                                Case 1
                                    result = "The number has to be beween 1 and 1000, so way to go, dipshit."
                                Case 2
                                    result = "Didn't I mention it has to be between 1 and 1000? Hell yeah I did."
                                Case 3
                                    result = "Are you stupid? I said a number between 1 and 1000."
                                Case 4
                                    result = "I wonder what would happen if I devided this by zero ... oh shi-"
                                Case 5
                                    result = "Et tu " & (Environ$("Username")) & "? You failed me. Epically that is - of course."
                                Case 6
                                    result = "Obviously someone didn't get the 'between 1 and 1000' part of the question..."
                            End Select
                        Else
                            Select Case RandomG(3)
                                Case 0
                                    result = "The number needs to be beween 1 and 1000."
                                Case 1
                                    result = "Numbers are only valid beween 1 and 1000."
                                Case 2
                                    result = "As the text clearly stated you're guess had to be beween 1 and 1000."
                            End Select
                        End If
                    Else
                        If Guess > Number Then
                            If Harcore Then
                                Select Case RandomG(3)
                                    Case 0
                                        result = "Too fracking big, man!"
                                    Case 1
                                        result = "Way to go... it's too big."
                                    Case 2
                                        result = "$MY_NUMBER < $YOUR_STUPID_GUESS" ' wish this was php not frackin' vbs (BSG rules btw, just fyi)
                                End Select
                            Else
                                Select Case RandomG(3)
                                    Case 0
                                        result = "That's too big."
                                    Case 1
                                        result = "We need something smaller here."
                                    Case 2
                                        result = "Not bad, but try something a bit smaller."
                                End Select
                            End If
                        Else
                            If Guess < Number Then
                                If Harcore Then
                                    Select Case RandomG(3)
                                        Case 0
                                            result = "You got to be kidding me, that's WAY too small"
                                        Case 1
                                            result = "TOO SMALL! Damn it."
                                        Case 2
                                            result = "Wow, that's too small."
                                    End Select
                                Else
                                    Select Case RandomG(3)
                                        Case 0
                                            result = "That's too small."
                                        Case 1
                                            result = "You know what they say? The bigger, the better. Try it here!"
                                        Case 2
                                            result = "We need a bigger number here."
                                    End Select
                                End If
                            End If
                        End If
                    End If
                   
                    If result <> "" Then
                        MsgBox (result)
                    End If
                    If Logging Then
                        If result <> "" Then
                            result = " - " & result
                        End If
                        Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": You guessed " & Guess & result)
                    End If
                End If
            End If
        Loop
        MsgBox ("Yeah, that's it! It took you " & Turns & " turns.")
        If Logging Then
            If Hardcore Then
                Select Case RandomG(4)
                    Case 0
                        Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": Look at that, you got it ... EVENTUALLY")
                    Case 1
                        Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": Oh you GOT to be kidding me ... what took you so long?")
                    Case 2
                        Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": You really let me down back there; how can anyone take so long for such a simple task?")
                    Case 3
                        Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": Speed up next time.")
                End Select
            Else
                Select Case RandomG(3)
                    Case 0
                        Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": You got it right!")
                    Case 1
                        Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": That's it! Good job there, buddy.")
                    Case 2
                        Log ("Turn " & Turns & ": That's right, nicely done.")
                End Select
            End If
            Log ("")
        End If
    Loop Until MsgBox("Game finished. Do you want to play another round?", vbYesNo + vbQuestion) = vbNo
   
    If Logging Then
        If MsgBox("Do you want to clear the game log?", vbYesNo + vbQuestion) = vbYes Then
            ActiveDocument.Select
            Selection.TypeBackspace
        End If
    End If
End Sub