mk_awsm.js

//ths fnctn tks sntnc nd trns t t awsm
//md fr jvscrpt rm
// http://chat.stackoverflow.com/transcript/message/7491494#7491494
var mk_awsm=function(sntnc){
    return sntnc.split(' ').map(function(wrd){
        return 1>=wrd.length?wrd:
            2==wrd.length?wrd[0]:
            /:.*(.)/.test(wrd)?wrd.replace(/:.*(.)/, '$1'):
            wrd.split('').map(function(c,i){
                return 0!=i&&('a'==c||'e'==c||'o'==c||'u'==c||'i'==c||(1!=i%2&&.15>Math.random()))
                    ? '' : c
            }).join('')
    }).join(' ')
}