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Shakespeare Insult Generator
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import java.util.ArrayList; | |
import java.util.Arrays; | |
import java.util.Random; | |
public class InsultGen { | |
static ArrayList<String> adj; | |
static ArrayList<String> noun; | |
static Random gen; | |
public static void main(String[] args) { | |
gen = new Random(); | |
adj = new ArrayList<>(Arrays.asList("fen-sucked","scurvy","dismal","spongy","unwashed","loathsome","thin-faced","abhorrent","drunken","slothful","greedy","mad","insolent","muddy","deformed","crooked","ill-faced","worse-bodied","ungentle","foolish","unkind","stigmatical","mad mustachio","purple-hued","mad-headed","pernicious","rump-fed","mouse-eaten","swoll'n","oderiferous","sodden-witted","damnable","cruel","crusty","detestable","dreadful","foul","withered","mongrel","beef-witted","untoward","naughty","ordinary","silly","tedious","unnecessary","base","abominable","clay brained","knotty pated","obscene","greesy","wasp-stung","whining","troublesome","ruinious","cullionly","idle","artless","bawdy","beslubbering","bootless","churlish","cockered","clouted","craven","currish","dankish","dissembling","droning","errant","fawning","fobbing","froward","frothy","gleeking","goatish","gorbellied","impertinent","infectious","jarring","loggerheaded","lumpish","mammering","mangled","mewling","paunchy","pribbling","puking","puny","qualling","rank","reeky","roguish","ruttish","saucy","spleeny","spongy","surly","tottering","unmuzzled","vain","venomed","villainous","warped","wayward","weedy","yeasty","base-court","bat-fowling","beef-witted","beetle-headed","boil-brained","clapper-clawed","clay-brained","common-kissing","crook-pated","dismal-dreaming","dizzy-eyed","doghearted","dread-bolted","earth-vexing","elf-skinned","fat-kidneyed","fen-sucked","flap-mouthed","fly-bitten","folly-fallen","fool-born","full-gorged","guts-griping","half-faced","hasty-witted","hedge-born","hell-hated","idle-headed","ill-breeding","ill-nurtured","knotty-pated","milk-livered","motley-minded","onion-eyed","plume-plucked","pottle-deep","pox-marked","reeling-ripe","rough-hewn","rude-growing","rump-fed","shard-borne","sheep-biting","spur-galled","swag-bellied","tardy-gaited","tickle-brained","toad-spotted","unchin-snouted","weather-bitten")); | |
noun = new ArrayList<>(Arrays.asList("apple-john","baggage","barnacle","bladder","boar-pig","bugbear","bum-bailey","canker-blossom","clack-dish","clotpole","coxcomb","codpiece","death-token","dewberry","flap-dragon","flax-wench","flirt-gill","foot-licker","fustilarian","giglet","gudgeon","haggard","harpy","hedge-pig","horn-beast","hugger-mugger","joithead","lewdster","lout","maggot-pie","malt-worm","mammet","measle","minnow","miscreant","moldwarp","mumble-news","nut-hook","pigeon-egg","pignut","puttock","pumpion","ratsbane","scut","skainsmate","strumpet","varlot","vassal","whey-face","wagtail","puttock","toad","fustilerean","gudgeon","lout","scab","bog","ass head","knave","coxcomb","gull","boil","plague","ape","jack","milksop","swine","fox","dog","cur","whoreson","noisemaker","conger","maltworm","bloodsucker","ronyon","wench","bitch","dry cheese","carbuncle","pigeon egg","deformity","zed","boy-queller","burr","cacodemon","cat","core of envy","botch of nature","box of envy","maw","satan","dissembler","double villain","finch egg","hag","hag-seed","coward","nit","stench","commoner","rag","remnant","thief","scarlet sin","rogue","thimble","thing","thread","tomb","tortoise","villain","weed","winter-cricket","vile","fool","greasy tallow","butt","cur","barbermonger","quat")); | |
for(int j = 0; j < 10; j++) | |
{ | |
String insult = "Thou "; | |
for(int i = 0; i < gen.nextInt(9)+3; i++) | |
{ | |
insult += adj.get(gen.nextInt(adj.size())); | |
insult += " "; | |
} | |
insult += noun.get(gen.nextInt(noun.size())); | |
System.out.println(insult); | |
} | |
} | |
} |
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