- John - Is the owner, but doesn't really know how to run a server.
- Rose - The only one with a good internet connection and a good mic. Always on topic.
- Dave - Shitposter. Exclusively posts in #memes or if there is no meme channel, will post memes in every channel until one is made.
- Jade - Pretty much everyone treats her like the actual owner of the server. Hangs out in #general to welcome newbies.
- Karkat - Always in voice chat. His microphone is somehow the shittiest mic out of anyone.
- Gamzee - Lurker, but somehow is known by everyone on the server.
- Terezi - Posts in most of the channels equally often. Basically your average Discord users.
- Sollux - Writes bots for the server. Usually they are music bots.
- Aradia - Only posts in #announcements or #rules. Otherwise doesn't post.
- Tavros - Interacts mostly with newcomers, usually accidentally introducing them to all the memes and injokes.
- Nepeta - Mostly lurks, but will jump into conversations suddenly if it interests her. Has an unreasonably quiet mic so everyone has to turn her up.
- Vriska - Moderator. Has "Lower the volume of everyone else when I am talking" turned on for herself, always.
- Equius - Not a moderator but thinks he is. Constantly @s people even when already talking to them.
- Kanaya - Posts only in #general and #off-topic.
- Eridan - Complains about literally everything. Spends all of his time getting into arguments. Muted permenantly in #general.
- Feferi - Often breaks up fights. Isn't technically a mod but might as well be one.
- Jane - Is the center of half the injokes on the server.
- Roxy - The most active user. Always online, always replies instantly to messages no matter what time of day. No one knows if she sleeps.
- Jake - Posts in #general but somehow ends up derailing every discussion into #off-topic.
- Dirk - Tries to write discord chatbots, but they keep turning into versions of AR.
- Caliope - Posts in #art almost exclusively.
- Caliborn - Banned from the server after multiple incidents.
- WV - The only good user (he does not use discord at all)
- BecJack & PM - Do nothing but argue with eachother, constantly, no matter what. Jade often has to mute both of them.
- The Felt Except Snowman - All use the same account. Never on topic somehow.
- Snowman - Lurker.
- Andrew Hussie - Thinks he is a moderator and tries to rules lawyer everyone constantly. No one ever takes him seriously.
- Spades Slick - Trying to get Snowman banned, but no one ever knows who he is ranting about.
- Davepetasprite - Also a shitposter, but puts in an absurd amount of effort into their goofs.
- Jasprosesprite - Also has a good mic like Rose but only posts in #off-topic, where she is never on topic.
- ARquiussprite - Only allowed to post in #arquius-chat due to the sheet amount of posting he does.