How to Resign Gracefully

Dear Boss,

You know why i want to resign?
Since i worked for you, i have no time to blog anymore.When i don't have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don't visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits dorp, i become unhappy. When i become unhappy, i will eat a lot. When i eat a lot, i will get fat. When i get fat, it will affect your company's image. When your company's image is affected, your business no good. When your business no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me. When you eat a lot, i'm afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see, Boss, it's a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because i care for you, Boss.

So the conclusion is, i want to resign. Please let me go la.


Yours cheesily,

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