whatthecommit.txt

#!/usr/bin/env perl
my @content = split /\n/, join '', <DATA>;
print $content[int(rand(scalar @content))], "\n";
__DATA__
de-misunderestimating
XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
Some shit.
add actual words
I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
giggle.
Whatever.
Finished fondling.
FONDLED THE CODE
this is how we generate our shit.
unh
It works!
unionfind is no longer being molested.
Well, it's doing something.
I'M PUSHING.
Whee.
Whee, good night.
It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error
Fucking templates.
I hate this fucking language.
marks
that coulda been bad
hoo boy
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
if you're not using et, fuck off
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
This is a basic implementation that works.
By works, I meant 'doesnt work'.  Works now..
Last time I said it works? I was kidding.  Try this.
Just stop reading these for a while, ok..
Give me a break, it's 2am.  But it works now.
Make that it works in 90% of the cases.  3:30.
Ok, 5am, it works.  For real.
FOR REAL.
I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
I don't get paid enough for this shit.
fix some fucking errors
first blush
So my boss wanted this button ...
uhhhhhh
forgot we're not using a smart language
include shit
To those I leave behind, good luck!
things occurred
i dunno, maybe this works
8==========D
No changes made
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
(\ /)<br/>(O.o)<br/>(&gt; &lt;) Bunny approves these changes.
.
Friday 5pm
changes
A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
Useful text
pgsql is being a pain
pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
c&p fail
syntax
XNAMEX sucks
XUPPERNAMEX SUCKS
fix
just shoot me
arrrggghhhhh fixed!
someone fails and it isn't me
Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn't know how to code
totally more readable
better grepping
fix
fix bug, for realz
fix /sigh
Does this work
MOAR BIFURCATION
bifurcation
REALLY FUCKING FIXED
FIX
better ignores
More ignore
more ignores
more ignores
more ignores
more ignores
more ignores
more ignored words
more fixes
really ignore ignored worsd
fixes
/sigh
fix
fail
pointless limitation
eppic fail XNAMEX
omg what have I done?
added super-widget 2.0.
tagging release w.t.f.
I can't believe it took so long to fix this.
I must have been drunk.
This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.
This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.
ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
XNAMEX broke the regex, lame
small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
WTF is this.
Do things better, faster, stronger
Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to
Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
needs more cow bell
Switched off unit test X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
Updated
I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...
I was wrong...
Completed with no bugs...
Fixed a little bug...
Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...
woa!! this one was really HARD!
Made it to compile...
changed things...
touched...
i think i fixed a bug...
perfect...
Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...
oops, forgot to add the file
Corrected mistakes
oops
oops!
put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be
Nothing to see here, move along
I am even stupider than I thought
I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
fixed errors in the previous commit
Committed some changes
Some bugs fixed
Minor updates
Added missing file in previous commit
bug fix
typo
bara bra grejjor
Continued development...
Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
That's just how I roll
work in progress
minor changes
some brief changes
assorted changes
lots and lots of changes
another big bag of changes
lots of changes after a lot of time
LOTS of changes. period
XNAMEX made me do it
Test commit. Please ignore
I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
I did it for the lulz!
I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it
Obligatory placeholder commit message
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
Fixed the build.
Fixing XNAMEX's bug.
Fixing XNAMEX's bugs.
various changes
One more time, but with feeling.
Handled a particular error.
Fixed unnecessary bug.
Removed code.
Added translation.
Updated build targets.
Refactored configuration.
Locating the required gigapixels to render...
Spinning up the hamster...
Shovelling coal into the server...
Programming the flux capacitor
The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.
I should have had a V8 this morning.
640K ought to be enough for anybody
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
This is the last time we let XNAMEX commit ascii porn in the comments.
Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses?  Apparently, this guy.
workaround for ant being a pile of fail
Don't push this commit
rats
squash me
fixed mistaken bug
Final commit, ready for tagging
-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'
epic
need another beer
Well the book was obviously wrong.
lolwhat?
Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.
TDD: 1, Me: 0
Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one.
Yes, I was being sarcastic.
Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
tl;dr
I would rather be playing SC2.
Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
I know what I am doing. Trust me.
You should have trusted me.
Is there an award for this?
Is there an achievement for this?
I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300
This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict
SHIT ===> GOLD
Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
It compiles! Ship it!
LOL!
Reticulating splines...
SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
s/import/include/
extra debug for stuff module
debug line test
debugo
remove debug<br/>all good
debug suff
more debug... who overwrote!
FUCKING XUPPERNAMEX
these confounded tests drive me nuts
For great justice.
QuickFix.
oops - thought I got that one.
removed echo and die statements, lolz.
somebody keeps erasing my changes.
doh.
pam anderson is going to love me.
added security.
arrgghh... damn this thing for not working.
jobs... steve jobs
and a comma
this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes
Fix my stupidness
and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
gave up and used tables.
[Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]
Removed test case since code didn't pass QA
removed tests since i can't make them green
stuff
more stuff
Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Same as last commit with changes
foo
just checking if git is working properly...
fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.
just trolling the repo
All your codebase are belong to us.
Somebody set up us the bomb.
should work I guess...
To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.
well crap.
herpderp (redux)
herpderp
Derp
derpherp
Herping the derp
sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps
Derp. Fix missing constant post rename
Herping the fucking derp right here and now.
Derp, asset redirection in dev mode
mergederp
Derp search/replace fuckup
Herpy dooves.
Derpy hooves
derp, helper method rename
Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)
Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.
Reset error count between rows. herpderp
hey, what's that over there?!
hey, look over there!
It worked for me...
Does not work.
Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks
Arrrrgggg
Don’t mess with Voodoo
I expected something different.
Todo!!!
This is supposed to crash
No changes after this point.
I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better.
Don’t even try to refactor it.
(c) Microsoft 1988
Please no changes this time.
Why The Fuck?
We should delete this crap before shipping.
Shit code!
ALL SORTS OF THINGS
Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.
I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
XNAMEX rebase plx?
Major fixup.
less french words
breathe, =, breathe
IEize
this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried
this should fix it
forgot to save that file
Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!
Argh! About to give up :(
Blaming regex.
oops
it's friday
yo recipes
Not sure why
lol digg
grrrr
For real, this time.
Feed. You. Stuff. No time.
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
DEAL WITH IT
commit
tunning
I really should've committed this when I finished it...
It's getting hard to keep up with the crap I've trashed
I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here...
I must enjoy torturing myself
For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this...
That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one
My bad
Still can't get this right...
Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing
Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?
You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now
Fix the fixes
It's secret!
Commit committed....
No time to commit.. My people need me!
Something fixed
I'm hungry
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf
hmmm
formatted all
Replace all whitespaces with tabs.
s/    /  /g
I'm too foo for this bar
Things went wrong...
??! what the ...
This solves it.
Working on tests (haha)
fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f)
last minute fixes.
fuckup.
Revert "fuckup".
should work now.
final commit.
done. going to bed now.
buenas those-things.
Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash.
This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.
wip
Revert "just testing, remember to revert"
bla
harharhar
restored deleted entities just to be sure
added some filthy stuff
bugger
lol
oopsie B|
Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a
Now added delete for real
grmbl
move your body every every body
Trying to fake a conflict
And a commit that I don't know the reason of...
ffs
that's all folks
Fucking submodule bull shit
apparently i did something…
bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq
pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll
pep8 fixer
it is hump day _^_
happy monday _ bleh _
after of this commit remember do a git reset hard
someday I gonna kill someone for this shit...