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An unlocked laptop? Yippee! Hooray!
Today must be my lucky day!
I'm a kind of digital pickpocket,
So I'm really glad you forgot to lock it!
With VPN access I think I'll try
To get my hands on some PII!
A teapot here, a teapot there,
I'll send your data everywhere!
But if you remember my little rhyme,
You'll lock your laptop every time:
In airport lounges and coffee shops,
At hotel bars and transit stops,
In the office, or even at home,
Don't get caught by the Teapot Gnome!
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