gistfile1.php

// as many inserts as possible before 30 second timeout hits

// 226,465 inserts
// auto_increment int(11)
while (1) {
  $uuidstr = gen_uuid();
  $uuidbin =  DB::escape(pack("h*", str_replace('-', '', $uuidstr)));
  DB::query("insert into test values ()");
}

// 266,992 inserts
// binary(16)
while (1) {
  $uuidstr = gen_uuid();
  $uuidbin =  DB::escape(pack("h*", str_replace('-', '', $uuidstr)));
  DB::query("insert into test set id = '$uuidbin'");
}

// 267,644 inserts
// binary(36)
while (1) {
   $uuidstr = gen_uuid();
   $uuidbin =  DB::escape(pack("h*", str_replace('-', '', $uuidstr)));
    DB::query("insert into test set id = '$uuidstr '");
}