Criteo programming ad in lolcode

ohai

HAI
BTW this kinda follows the lolcode 1.2 spec http://lolcode.org/1.2_spec.html
I HAZ A ANSWER
I HAZ A INDEX


BTW defining a function
HOW IZ ASK YR QUESTION
  VISIBLE QUESTION
  GIMME RESPONZ
  BOTH SAEM RESPONZ AN "y" O RLY? 
    YA RLY 
      FOUND YR WIN      
    NO WAI
      FOUND YR FAIL
  OIC
IF U SAY SO

INDEX IZ 1
ANSWER IZ WIN

IM IN YOUR FACE
  BOTH SAEM INDEX AN 6 O RLY? GTFO
  INDEX, WTF?
    OMG 1
      ANSWER IZ BOTH SAEM ANSWER AN I IZ ASK YR "Looking for a new challenge?" MKAY, GTFO
    OMG 2
      ANSWER IZ BOTH SAEM ANSWER AN I IZ ASK YR "Want to work in the heart of Paris?" MKAY, GTFO
    OMG 3
      ANSWER IZ BOTH SAEM ANSWER AN  I IZ ASK YR "Do you enjoy solving hard problems efficiently and creatively?" MKAY, GTFO
    OMG 4
      ANSWER IZ BOTH SAEM ANSWER AN I IZ ASK YR "Would you like to work where Big Data is more than a buzz word?" MKAY, GTFO
    OMG 5
      ANSWER IZ BOTH SAEM ANSWER AN I IZ ASK YR "Want to work on a product at true web scale with 30B HTTP requests and 2.5B unique banners displayed per day?" MKAY, GTFO
    OMG 6
      ANSWER IZ BOTH SAEM ANSWER AN I IZ ASK YR "Would you like to know more?" MKAY, GTFO
  OIC
  
  BOTH SAEM ANSWER AN FAIL O RLY? GTFO
  INDEX IZ SUM OF INDEX AND 1
IM OUTTA YOUR FACE

BOTH SAEM ANSWER AN WIN O RLY? 
          YA RLY, VISIBLE "Contact m.buckland@criteo.com today"
          NO WAI, VISIBLE "That’s a shame, you can learn more at http://labs.criteo.com maybe we can change your mind?"
OIC
          
KTHXBYE

Kinda looks like Cobol.

Or CoLOL