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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night by Snoopy (http://www.fivecentsplease.org/dpb/peantfaq.txt)
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<?php | |
add_action('init', 'it_was_a_dark_and_stormy_night', 0); | |
function it_was_a_dark_and_stormy_night() { | |
?> | |
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> | |
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en"> | |
<head> | |
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" /> | |
<meta name="Robots" content="noindex,noarchive" /> | |
<title></title> | |
</head> | |
<body> | |
<pre> | |
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night | |
by Snoopy | |
Part I | |
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! | |
A door slammed. The maid screamed. | |
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! | |
While millions of people were starving, the king lived in | |
luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was | |
growing up. | |
Part II | |
A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the | |
tattered shawl had not sold a violet all day. | |
At that very moment, a young intern at City Hospital | |
was making an important discovery. The mysterious patient | |
in Room 213 had finally awakened. She moaned softly. | |
Could it be that she was the sister of the boy in Kansas | |
who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the | |
daughter of the maid who had escaped from the pirates? | |
The intern frowned. | |
"Stampede!" the foreman shouted, and forty thousand | |
head of cattle thundered down on the tiny camp. The two | |
men rolled on the ground grappling beneath the murderous | |
hooves. A left and a right. A left. Another left and right. | |
An uppercut to the jaw. The fight was over. And so the | |
ranch was saved. | |
The young intern sat by himself in one corner of the | |
coffee shop. he had learned about medicine, but more | |
importantly, he had learned something about life. | |
THE END | |
</pre> | |
</body> | |
</html> | |
<?php | |
exit; | |
} |
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