gistfile1.php

<?php

if(! class_exists('MemCache', false))
{
    class MemCache
    {
        //Add an item to the server
        function add  ( $key  , $var  ,  $flag =  null ,  $expire =null  )
        {
        return FALSE;
        }
    
        //Add a memcached server to connection pool
        function addServer( $host  ,  $port = 11211  ,  $persistent  = null, $weight = null   ,  $timeout  = 1,  $retry_interval = 15  ,  $status = TRUE  ,  $failure_callback = null )
        {
    
        }
    
        // Close memcached server connection
        function close()
        {
            return TRUE;
        } 
        
        //Open memcached server connection
        function connect( $host  ,  $port = 11211 , $timeout  = 1)
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
        //Decrement item's value
        function decrement( $key  , $value   = 1 )
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
        
        //Delete item from the server
        function delete(string $key  ,$timeout  = null  )
        {
            return TRUE;
        }
        
        //Flush all existing items at the server
        function flush() 
        {
            return TRUE;
        }
    
        //Retrieve item from the server
        function get( $key  ,  &$flags  = null )
        {
            return FALSE;
        }    
        
        //Get statistics from all servers in pool
        function getExtendedStats( $type , $slabid = null , int $limit  = null )
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
        
        //Returns server status
        function getServerStatus( $host  , $port = 11211 )
        { 
            return FALSE;
        }
        
        //Get statistics of the server
        function getStats( $type = null , $slabid = null, $limit  = null )
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
        
        //Return version of the server
        function getVersion()
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
    
        //Increment item's value
        function increment( $key  , $value =1  )
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
        
        //Open memcached server persistent connection
        function pconnect($host  ,  $port = 11211  ,  $timeout  = 1 )
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
        
        //Replace value of the existing item
        function replace ( $key  ,  $var  , $flag = null  ,  $expire  = null)
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
        
        //Store data at the server
        function set($key  ,  $var  , $flag = null  ,  $expire  = null  )
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
        
        //Enable automatic compression of large values
        function setCompressThreshold( $threshold  ,  $min_savings = 0.2 )
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
        
        //Changes server parameters and status at runtime
        function setServerParams( $host  ,  $port = 11211  ,  $timeout = 1  , $retry_interval = 15  ,  $status = TRUE , $failure_callback  = null )
        {
            return FALSE;
        }
    
    }
    
    
    define("MEMCACHE_COMPRESSED",0);
    define("MEMCACHE_HAVE_SESSION",0);
    
    // Turn debug output on/off
    function memcache_debug( $on_off )
    {
        return FALSE;
    }

}
?>