adtac/Dockerfile

## Dockerfile
#!/usr/bin/env -S bash -c "docker run -p 8080:8080 -it --rm \$(docker build --progress plain -f \$0 . 2>&1 | tee /dev/stderr | grep -oP 'sha256:[0-9a-f]*')"

# syntax = docker/dockerfile:1.4.0

FROM node:20

WORKDIR /root

RUN npm install sqlite3

RUN <<EOF cat >/root/schema.sql
  CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS clicks (
    id   INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
    time INTEGER NOT NULL
  );
EOF

RUN <<EOF cat >/root/server.js
  const fs = require("fs");
  const http = require("http");
  const sqlite3 = require("sqlite3");

  const db = new sqlite3.Database(":memory:");
  db.run(fs.readFileSync("/root/schema.sql", "utf8"));

  const html = fs.readFileSync("/root/index.html", "utf8");
  const server = http.createServer((req, res) => {
    db.run("INSERT INTO clicks(time) VALUES(unixepoch())");

    const data = [];
    db.each(
      "SELECT time as t, COUNT(*) as n FROM clicks WHERE t > unixepoch()-4*60*60 GROUP BY t-t%60",
      (_, { t, n }) => data.push([Math.floor(t/60), n]),
      () => {
        res.writeHead(200, { "content-type": "text/html" });
        res.end(html.replace("__DATA__", JSON.stringify(data)));
      },
    );
  });

  server.listen(8080, "", () => console.log("serving :8080..."));
EOF

RUN <<EOF cat >/root/index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
  <head>
    <meta charset="utf-8" />
    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
    <title>#!/usr/bin/env docker run</title>
  </head>
  <body style="font-family: monospace; font-size; 12px; ">
    <div style="position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100vw; height: 100vh; background-size: 5vh 5vh; background-image: linear-gradient(to right, #f0f0f0 1px, transparent 1px), linear-gradient(to bottom, #f0f0f0 1px, transparent 1px); "></div>
    <span style="position: absolute; top: 1vh; left: 5vh;">Page loads over time (last 4 hours)</span>
    <span id="max" style="position: absolute; top: 5vh; left: 1vh;"></span>
    <span id="min" style="position: absolute; top: 95vh; left: 1vh;">0</span>
    <canvas id="canvas" style="position: absolute; top: 5vh; left: 5vw; "></canvas>
    <script>
      (() => {
        const el = document.getElementById("canvas"), ctx = el.getContext("2d");
        el.width = 0.9 * window.innerWidth * window.devicePixelRatio;
        el.height = 0.9 * window.innerHeight * window.devicePixelRatio;
        ctx.scale(window.devicePixelRatio, window.devicePixelRatio);

        const data = __DATA__;
        const max = data.reduce((prev, [_, n]) => (n > prev ? n : prev), 0);
        document.getElementById("max").innerText = max;

        ctx.beginPath();
        ctx.moveTo(0, el.height);

        const draw = (t, n) => {
          const [x, y] = [el.width * (t-data[0][0])/240, el.height * (1 - n/max)];
          ctx.lineTo(x, y);
          ctx.moveTo(x, y);
        }

        let last = -1;
        for (const [t, n] of data) {
          if (last != -1 && t > last + 1) {
            draw(last + 0.1, 0);
            draw(t - 0.1, 0);
          }
          draw(t, n);
          last = t;
        }
        ctx.stroke();
      })();
    </script>
  </body>
</html>
EOF

CMD node /root/server.js

## info.md

      
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              info.md
            
          
    What is this?

#! (pronounced shebang) is a Unix convention that's typically used for scripting languages like Python and Bash. This abuses it to let you package applications in a cross-distro and cross-platform way. This example Dockerfile is a fullstack server that includes a backend, a database and a UI, all in a single file.
It's kinda like Cosmopolitan Libc but for packaging applications.
Why?

Why not?
Is it safe?

Probably not.
Should I use it?

If you want.
Is it performant?

Maybe.
Is it maintanable?

No.
Does it work?

Yes.
How do I run this?

chmod +x ./Dockerfile
./Dockerfile
Then go to http://127.0.0.1:8080
	#!/usr/bin/env -S bash -c "docker run -p 8080:8080 -it --rm \$(docker build --progress plain -f \$0 . 2>&1 \| tee /dev/stderr \| grep -oP 'sha256:[0-9a-f]*')"

	# syntax = docker/dockerfile:1.4.0

	FROM node:20

	WORKDIR /root

	RUN npm install sqlite3

	RUN <<EOF cat >/root/schema.sql
	CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS clicks (
	id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
	time INTEGER NOT NULL
	);
	EOF

	RUN <<EOF cat >/root/server.js
	const fs = require("fs");
	const http = require("http");
	const sqlite3 = require("sqlite3");

	const db = new sqlite3.Database(":memory:");
	db.run(fs.readFileSync("/root/schema.sql", "utf8"));

	const html = fs.readFileSync("/root/index.html", "utf8");
	const server = http.createServer((req, res) => {
	db.run("INSERT INTO clicks(time) VALUES(unixepoch())");

	const data = [];
	db.each(
	"SELECT time as t, COUNT() as n FROM clicks WHERE t > unixepoch()-460*60 GROUP BY t-t%60",
	(_, { t, n }) => data.push([Math.floor(t/60), n]),
	() => {
	res.writeHead(200, { "content-type": "text/html" });
	res.end(html.replace("__DATA__", JSON.stringify(data)));
	},
	);
	});

	server.listen(8080, "", () => console.log("serving :8080..."));
	EOF

	RUN <<EOF cat >/root/index.html
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<meta charset="utf-8" />
	<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
	<title>#!/usr/bin/env docker run</title>
	</head>
	<body style="font-family: monospace; font-size; 12px; ">
	<div style="position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100vw; height: 100vh; background-size: 5vh 5vh; background-image: linear-gradient(to right, #f0f0f0 1px, transparent 1px), linear-gradient(to bottom, #f0f0f0 1px, transparent 1px); "></div>
	<span style="position: absolute; top: 1vh; left: 5vh;">Page loads over time (last 4 hours)</span>
	<span id="max" style="position: absolute; top: 5vh; left: 1vh;"></span>
	<span id="min" style="position: absolute; top: 95vh; left: 1vh;">0</span>
	<canvas id="canvas" style="position: absolute; top: 5vh; left: 5vw; "></canvas>
	<script>
	(() => {
	const el = document.getElementById("canvas"), ctx = el.getContext("2d");
	el.width = 0.9 * window.innerWidth * window.devicePixelRatio;
	el.height = 0.9 * window.innerHeight * window.devicePixelRatio;
	ctx.scale(window.devicePixelRatio, window.devicePixelRatio);

	const data = __DATA__;
	const max = data.reduce((prev, [_, n]) => (n > prev ? n : prev), 0);
	document.getElementById("max").innerText = max;

	ctx.beginPath();
	ctx.moveTo(0, el.height);

	const draw = (t, n) => {
	const [x, y] = [el.width * (t-data[0][0])/240, el.height * (1 - n/max)];
	ctx.lineTo(x, y);
	ctx.moveTo(x, y);
	}

	let last = -1;
	for (const [t, n] of data) {
	if (last != -1 && t > last + 1) {
	draw(last + 0.1, 0);
	draw(t - 0.1, 0);
	}
	draw(t, n);
	last = t;
	}
	ctx.stroke();
	})();
	</script>
	</body>
	</html>
	EOF

	CMD node /root/server.js