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#!/bin/bash | |
FORTUNES_BIN=$(which fortune) | |
COWSAY_BIN=$(which cowsay) | |
# on ubuntu you have to have `force_color_prompt=yes' set if you want to see | |
# all the pretty colors. | |
LOLCAT_BIN=$(which lolcat) | |
if [ -z "$FORTUNES_BIN" ] || [ -z "$COWSAY_BIN" ]; then | |
# just exit normally so we don't screw with the motd | |
exit 0 | |
fi | |
# these are all the fortunes that get installed with | |
# `fortune-mod' and `fortune-off' on ubuntu. | |
# just uncomment the ones you want to have randomly chosen from. | |
FORTUNES=( | |
# art | |
# ascii-art | |
# computers | |
# cookie | |
# debian | |
# definitions | |
# disclaimer | |
# drugs | |
# education | |
# ethnic | |
# food | |
# fortunes | |
# goedel | |
# humorists | |
# kids | |
# knghtbrd | |
# law | |
# linux | |
# linuxcookie | |
# literature | |
# love | |
# magic | |
# medicine | |
# men-women | |
# miscellaneous | |
# news | |
# paradoxum | |
# people | |
# perl | |
# pets | |
# platitudes | |
# politics | |
# pratchett | |
# riddles | |
# science | |
# songs-poems | |
# sports | |
# startrek | |
# tao | |
# translate-me | |
# wisdom | |
# work | |
# zippy | |
##################### | |
# offensive fortunes | |
##################### | |
# astrology | |
# atheism | |
# black-humor | |
# hphobia | |
# limerick | |
# misandry | |
# misogyny | |
# privates | |
# racism | |
# religion | |
# sex | |
# vulgarity | |
) | |
# all the different cow types | |
COWS=( | |
# apt | |
# beavis.zen | |
# bong | |
# bud-frogs | |
# bunny | |
# calvin | |
# cheese | |
# cock | |
# cower | |
# daemon | |
default | |
# dragon | |
# dragon-and-cow | |
# duck | |
# elephant | |
# elephant-in-snake | |
# eyes | |
# flaming-sheep | |
# ghostbusters | |
# gnu | |
# head-in | |
# hellokitty | |
# kiss | |
# kitty | |
# koala | |
# kosh | |
# luke-koala | |
# mech-and-cow | |
# meow | |
# milk | |
# moofasa | |
# moose | |
# mutilated | |
# pony | |
# pony-smaller | |
# ren | |
# sheep | |
# skeleton | |
# snowman | |
# sodomized-sheep | |
# stegosaurus | |
# stimpy | |
# suse | |
# three-eyes | |
# turkey | |
# turtle | |
# tux | |
# unipony | |
# unipony-smaller | |
# vader | |
# vader-koala | |
# www | |
) | |
# different "modes" to apply to each cow | |
COW_MODES=( | |
# borg | |
"-b" | |
# dead cow | |
"-d" | |
# greedy | |
"-g" | |
# paranoid | |
"-p" | |
# stoned | |
"-s" | |
# tired | |
"-t" | |
# wired | |
"-w" | |
# young | |
"-y" | |
) | |
# Seed random generator | |
RANDOM=$$$(date +%s) | |
# randomly select a cow from the COW array | |
THE_COW=${COWS[$RANDOM % ${#COWS[@]}]} | |
echo | |
if [ -n "$LOLCAT_BIN" ]; then | |
echo $("$FORTUNES_BIN" -a "${FORTUNES[@]}") | $COWSAY_BIN -f $THE_COW | $LOLCAT_BIN | |
else | |
echo $("$FORTUNES_BIN" -a "${FORTUNES[@]}") | $COWSAY_BIN -f $THE_COW | |
fi | |
echo |
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