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January 14, 2015 23:08
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Leisure Suit Larry
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puts "Hey Larry! That's your name right?" | |
you_Larry = gets.chomp | |
if "Yes".downcase | |
puts "I knew you were!! I would recognize that cheap suit anywhere" | |
else | |
puts "Listen here you dirty ba&^$^. You're Larry and theres nothing you can do about it!!" | |
end | |
puts <<END | |
"Hey..remember how wild we used to be? Well word on the street is theres | |
a sorority party going on tonight! But we have to be real flashy. | |
What year is your car again?" | |
END | |
case gets.chomp | |
when '2015','2014','2013' | |
puts "Delicious we are rolling in style!" | |
puts "Got any spare suits?" | |
suits = gets.chomp | |
if "Yes".downcase | |
puts "Sweet can I borrow one?" | |
else | |
puts "Damn it man! You gotta get your act together" | |
end | |
when '2012','2011','2010' | |
puts "Ok we can manage with that." | |
puts "At least its running...right?" | |
case gets.chomp | |
when "Yes".downcase | |
puts "Thank god!" | |
else | |
puts "You're killing me Larry!" | |
end | |
else | |
puts "Jesus man!! That rust bucket!" | |
puts "You have really let yourself go man. What happened to you? Type the number 1: Married, 2: Divorced, 3: Monk" | |
happened = gets.chomp | |
case gets.chomp | |
when "1" | |
puts "May god save your soul" | |
when "2" | |
puts "You luck dog" | |
when "3" | |
puts "You swore off women, partying and booze?!?!" | |
else | |
puts "It's almost like I don't even know you" | |
end | |
end | |
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