On making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, for Aliens.

Alien Sandwich

Place the plate in front of you with curve facing upward.
Open the bag of bread.
Take out two pieces of bread.
Place the bag of bread off to the side.
Place the two pieces of bread in on the plate so that they are vertical and parallel to each other.
Unscrew the jar of peanut butter.
Place the peanut butter jar lid off to the side.
Unscrew the jar of jelly.
Place the jelly jar lid off to the side.
Pick up the jar of peanut butter in one hand.
Pick up the knife in the other hand, with your hand on the handle and the blade facing up.
Insert the knife, blade down, into the jar of peanut butter
Scoop out some peanut butter.
Put down the jar of peanut butter.
On the left piece of bread on the plate in front of you, spread the peanut butter from the knife onto the entire surface area.
Repeat steps 12 to 15 if the entire surface area is not covered.
Pick up the jar of jelly in one hand.
Insert the knife, blade down, into the jar of jelly
Scoop out some jelly.
Put down the jar of jelly.
On the right piece of bread on the plate in front of you, spread the peanut butter from the knife onto the entire surface area.
Repeat steps 18 to 21 if the entire surface area is not covered.
Put down the knife.
Pick up the left piece of bread that has the peanut butter on it, making sure to pick it up from the bottom so your hand doesn't get sticky.
Put that piece of bread peanut butter side down on top of the piece of bread with jelly on it in such a way that both pieces of bread are parallel.
These two pieces of bread with peanut butter and jelly on them together is called a sandwich.
Pick up the knife.
Cut the sandwich in half, making two pieces.
Put the knife down.
Pick up the jelly jar lid and screw it back on the jelly jar.
Pick up the peanut butter jar lid and screw it back on the peanut butter jar.
Pick up one piece of the sandwich and take a bite.
Enjoy!