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Things I don't want to work with, if possible, in the order of non-preference:
- Clear Case: this one seems to be dead, but just to be sure
- Having to work through remote desktop: just no, nope.
- A locked down corporate Windows machine: it's just suffering
- Products not running on cloud for the wrong reasons: ItS NoT SeCuRE and ExPEnsIvE are not valid (or true) reasons
- Jira, Confluence: life is too short for wasting time on these crapware
- Scrum and other faux Agile crap: say no to two hour retrospectives with zero actionable outcome and user story tunnel vision
- Java: overengineering while failing to even adhere to separation of concerns is a core tenet in Java land
- Microsoft partners and stack: if your partner is MS, you don't need enemies
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