DERP.c

#define DURP <stdio.h>
#define DQRP static
#define DIRP int
#define DFRP main()
#define DVRP(X,Y) printf(X,Y)
#define DYRP(X) return X
#define DGRP {
#define DJRP }
#define DORP 0
#define DNRP 1
#define D0RP =
#define D3RP +
#define DMRP ;
#define DERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP "DERP %d\n"

#include DURP
DIRP DFRP DGRP DQRP DERP D0RP DORP DMRP DVRP ( DERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP , DERP ) DMRP DERP D0RP DERP D3RP DNRP DMRP DFRP DMRP DYRP ( DERP ) DMRP DJRP