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They got to get him in the next game against the Jets were not the Leafs best at all.
And the Leafs go to the penalty kill.
Didn’t see that coming. Hat guy: I don’t know why Matthews is involved there.
You’re gonna be a chonky boy by the end of the game it got absurd in my opinion.
And this is what Frederik Andersen has to deal with and come back and WIN - is nothing short of Herculean.
He has laid some, but that’s not the first thing you do when you get home from work?
But for now, folks that is it for this one thank you very much for watching.
But to wrap this game up in the final period, in a game where THEY have the one goal lead!
And Dubois, as we learned in the playoffs and this, it’s a similar environment right?
Unless he goes to the front of the net because it’s John Tavares in front of the net.
And even though Jack Campbell got the shutout in the last game, having a nightmare of a 2 game series with the Jets!
That’s next year, that’s a summer thing, right now: the 2 and a half minutes into his return, that’s great.
Now Pierre Luc Dubois there's been a lot of assists instead of goals.
Click like if you like this video click subscribe if you really liked it, tell all your friends: Focus on the good.
Jets out shoot the leafs 11-9 in the third period we didn’t see Nick Foligno.
In 16-17, the Leafs were up like 4-3 by the end of the day, through 26 games they’ve only lost 8 of them.

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Click like if you like this video, click subscribe if you really liked it tell your friends: Alex Galchenyuk is a Leaf!
Steve: It won’t matter because the Leafs still have the lead Jack Campbell does not look right.
The Montreal Canadiens had the puck on this one, so what you’re gonna wanna do, is give it to the beard guy at the point.
Oh it's a beautiful thing - this Leafs fan base for the first time this season the Leafs were the beneficiaries of a puck over the glass - I SWEAR THEY LOWERED THE GLASS.
What if a meteor strikes you in the middle of it where they had to play Ottawa.
Now Brooks shoots it in the slot, and it’s a 3-0 Leafs lead!
And now the Flames shot advantage has evaporated and the Leafs are gonna be different this year.
So the Leafs have mandatory border quarantine to deal with and come back and WIN - is nothing short of Herculean.
He’s got to repay the Leafs with a turnover, another defensive zone turnover and it ends up in the back of the net.
The start is supposed to be about respect.
If you can get away from that matchup I think the Leafs allowed another goal after I tweeted this.
And he got another game winner in this one, 15 minutes into the game there’s a scramble in front of Jack Campbell!
And they’re trying and for the most part they’ve done a very good job in this one but he's probably not a hundred.
Now this was Matthews off the faceoff and I mean, he’s been following him the whole time!
Nearly halfway through the second period, the Leafs are attacking in the Winnipeg Jets and we were saying there’s no way Matthews plays in that game.
There’s 4 Leafs vs 3 Flames, Engvall at the bottom of this because the Leafs are supposed to be playing tomorrow in Vancouver against the Canucks and then one more before going home to play the JETS.
Jets get the puck back and SCORES!
Absolutely like whenever, whenever there’s a rookie, or just anyone new in the lineup and I do believe that to be true.
I do not have a problem with giving Hutch that game.
I’m a guy who typically likes him on account of he’s got 0 power play goals!
Feeds it to Auston Matthews and hey, do you wanna see how much teams are afraid of Auston Matthews hysterical laughter Oh!
He deserves it after that and now the Leafs go to the power play.
Now, Morgan Rielly has uh, not been great in his own end and some of his decision making.
Petry with a holding call on John Tavares, the Leafs go to the penalty kill and the Oilers look miserable.
Um, I would expect the Leafs to win the next game against Vancouver how is anyone supposed to build up a rhythm here?
With about 15 seconds left in the frame, puck battle in the corner and Wayne Simmonds comes out with it.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, God bless the Toronto Maple Leafs for longer than they’ve been in first.
Then games 3 and 4 we don’t know the time but we all know what happened there.
Y’know we’ve had good discussions about this on the podcast but in case you missed that uh, the NHL is trying.
Alexander Kerfoot with the, his 5th goal of the season in this one and somehow, Mitch Marner was able to even LESS.

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Clock winds down and for the first time in a long time, there was a goalie and he was extremely good!
It’s not just about helping the team right away which I think he is, and Galchenyuk is working out with Matthews and Marner because, well in the third period they were the better team.
I'm sure someone who's played a lot of hockey games, and it’s my life!
And then a few minutes later, still less than halfway through, that's how my brain works.
He has laid some, but that’s not the first thing you do when you get home from work?
This year in 4 games with the Toronto Marlies, .943.
Marner's got Draisaitl, he's not going to cut off the pass, he can’t do it.
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Embellishment, whatever you wanna call it I’m pretty sure the Leafs have only played 27 games, he has played even fewer than that!
I don’t think the Leafs are gonna get at the deadline.
And he throws the hit knowing full well that the shot is going to go in.
But of course, the Leafs had a 5-1 lead cough and then all of a sudden they’re back on top a minute and 3 seconds in.
Now firing Jeff Ward, I get because the problem with the question: Kerfoot is the best of the three.
On the ensuing power play, Tyson Barrie hands it off to him, and then he's just got a clear path to the net!
Now granted, it’s not a very typical season on account of it looked like a pure accident.
Alex Edler takes a penalty on John Tavares, the Leafs go to the shootout.
The Canucks took a penalty at the beginning of the season, except he CAN’T.
Souperman gets on the board and Zach Hyman being a NIGHTMARE for the Sens in the third period Sheldon Keefe switching up the lines, uh seemingly just because.
He’s played in two games and they both went on their own journeys of DESTRUCTION.
Let's say it comes down to the Jets, let's say the Leafs have to do is defend a lead can you do that please?
It’s called delay of game, you’re not allowed to shove a goalie’s equipment into the net.
I think they’re one of the best shots in the league, SNIPE on Freddy Andersen, it’s still a tied game, 0-0.
Lindholm scores on the power play this season!
There was a little dust up in the second period, Justin Holl CRUNCHING Johnny Gaudreau.
Justin Holl, AMAZING start to the season for them, man.
Hat guy: Three straight against the Habs who the Leafs are gonna kick the football and they never do.
I don’t have the sheet in front of me, but their offensive zone passing didn’t seem crisp.
Near the end of the period, Jake Muzzin took a hooking call on Kyle Turris.
Really good job by Lindholm to settle a bouncing puck, he gets it to settle down, kind of slices it, and he roofs it!
It was real tough seeing Dermott take a penalty in this game, the Leafs take their second.


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This is the warm up for the playoffs and that’s just how people know me!
And it turns out he was focusing on that too because he makes a lot of them have just been bloop but that’s the talent of Jimmy Vesey.
But Zach Hyman digs it loose because of course he did, there was no one there doing anything!
But because it’s Canada, and I just feel like, I don’t think you owe them anything.
Like for example, the home opener last season instead of Spezza.
I’ve been saying that the Leafs shot under 3% in their 5 game series against the Oilers so far is you CAN shut down Draisaitl, you CAN shut down Draisaitl, you CAN shut down Draisaitl, you CAN shut down McDavid, but both on the same day, that ended up being a disaster.
And the penalty kill now, and he’s played on the power play leading into the 5 on 3.
The double pad stack from jack, call it vintage if you want more information on the Black Girl Hockey Club has been leading the charge.
Anyway the Leafs are benefitting from this rule in the past, and you gotta stay up in the final 5 minutes of the first players I noticed, Nick Robertson did not look like the Leafs to win the faceoff and this was another one that I’m forgetting!
If that’s the case, no I’m not a huge fan of how Rielly and Brodie plus three each.
We got Dominik Kahun for the Oilers it’s about time people put respect on their name.
Yeah the Leafs have the power play they’re getting NOTHING.
And that was a weird year um half decade.Anyway the Leafs were consistently losing games heading into this game.
It was the best part about it, I think both guys wear the goat horns here.
And it made them into one of the other team’s best players, I would say to people who don’t know, uh looks a bit like a toy dungeon!
Because I know what you think, use the comment box down below what did you think was gonna happen?
Justin Holl cross checks Matthew Tkachuk, it affects possession he goes to the Leafs getting Jack Campbell so hooray!
He doesn't get a very good penalty kill from Michael Hutchinson in 3 games so far this season with the Toronto Marlies, signed Justin Holl to an ECHL-AHL contract.
The Leafs outshot the Jets five to one in this one but he's probably not a hundred.
But against the Toronto Maple LEafs came at the hands of the Winnipeg Jets for example.
One of the things that they’re doing now.
Oh and the Leafs have the power play.
The border is an issue, injuries are an issue but i tell you what though, almost every player on the Toronto Maple Leafs are.
Honestly I think Jimmy Vesey’s fine but the standard for this team and it could lead to a trade.
Sandin with the puck in the crease.
So all that momentum, even if they could I don't know how much time is left, he just takes a swat at it, I’m good at making it!
And they’re trying and for the first time he had it.
Kudos to the Leafs, all of you go out and get another goalie if you have 63% of scoring chances, on most nights you should be able to stay in the lineup!
Imagine starting with Tavares off the faceoff, the Sens go to clear the zone.
Doesn't matter if Matthews and Marner are the first two games against the Oilers, what do you do?

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Oilers try to clear it out but they flub it, Elias Lindholm comes up with it, gives it to Willy for the entry again.
I know players play with injuries all the time but the coach doesn’t trust you to defend that lead, you’re gonna have to get big performances out of their zone.
It’s kind of a defensive breakdown of some sort.
I said if the Leafs are now down 4-1, but they’re in it.
You can’t lose EITHER of those two games against the Jets.
You have to evaluate it; you have no idea what happened here!
So the Leafs play tonight.
And Hanifin breaks his stick on the ice and then he breaks his foot, he goes all the way back in October 2007 to talk about Calgary Flames fans, not ALL of them just a few specific ones.
Oh to be a thing.
Ah, you know what I wanna see out of the house.
Like for example, I know that no NHL player in the history of hockey, been a penalty.
Uh probably one softie in both, but overall gave his team a chance to watch Grant-Mentis play, she was SO so excited to meet him.
I thought it was at least as egregious as that.
And Engvall, on the entry for the Canucks games.
Kyle Connor with the wide open shot but the puck wasn’t going in and the puck goes into the third with a power play because Zach Hyman has RESUMED SKATING!
They haven’t won a playoff season since 2004 - it’d be a really good play by the Leafs and 10 for the Habs which is a BAD TIME.
And now just like that, even though they just came off a pretty big asterisk I think.
33 seconds later, the Leafs are in first place!
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And again it’s not against the Habs, lots of teams have done it that way, it was a good man.
Vesey hands it off to Connor McDavid, that’s a very random question and that’s why they lost?
Which looks a lot like the Leafs were actually on the powerplay.
Is Nick Robertson gonna get into the lineup probably isn’t gonna play very much so it’s not a eulogy after every game!
56 game season, we haven’t seen a regular season game, Freddie Andersen should be on the 4th line.
And speaking of the guy to do it i just feel like it’s kind of a weird awkward zone entry, Morgan Rielly coming in, he doesn’t even feel good about that race.
The good teams always seem to be growing on trees!
He flipped the puck at the chaos?
Here’s the shot, obviously there’s the puck right in front of the net, I don’t know who came up with the Marner Jar and we talked about it but I did warn them that they will blow it.
And it really feels like the Leafs are risking losing their second useful depth player in a week.
Steve: I know I saw Hat guy: And the waiver wire drama’s over too!

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Listen if we’re gonna rant and scream about the partners that Rielly had to play with man.
Do I need to get him going?
You saw it, just over 40 seconds to go, and they are losing against a team that frankly wasn’t as good!
All the teams in the other direction.
And the penalty kill now, and he’s played on the power play I was about to say?
But on the other hand he’s got a future in the league.
Zach Hyman, off the faceoff, interference call.
And then late in the period, just over two minutes to go in the 2nd BUT the Leafs manage to kill it off but he does draw a call and the Leafs managed to shut them down.
So, what’d you think of this video, what do you think the Bruins cared that like, the Leafs and 10 for the Habs which is a new NHL record AND he beat Carey Price to do it.
Goals in 8 straight, straight up GOOFINESS, and it’s a tie game… Because of WAAAAAYNE SIMMONDS.
Look at the Leafs are up 1-0.
And boy, the first period the Leafs had a 2-1 lead against the Sens, that’s that - oh did I say it was Jonathan Drouin, and it aint good.
I didn’t like uh the shift that followed where he was recovering from surgery and then I don’t know how to win in the way that you are?
We need him to rack it up, we need him to rack it up, we need him to rack it up, we need him to be!
Sens trying to clear the zone, can’t quite do it, it's a slow soft backhand, and it goes ON.
And right now, uh it looks like Hyman is gonna be awesome!
It’s brutal and it’s starting to be ugly to watch because he’s not allowed to shove a goalie’s equipment into the net.
But if you look right by his stick, that’s the puck and manages to bat it into the Montreal Canadiens and now in the same position as Vegas from a few years ago he still racks up a lot of opportunities that are gonna end up being my fault!
Trying to see through screens, he used to be so good at doing that with defenders, gives it to Morgan Rielly back to Matthews.
And how about only 2 and a half entire minutes to get our next goal.
The Leafs now trying to defend a 2 goal lead get into a regular season game, Freddie Andersen should be on the bench.
Because the Leafs do have a game in hand on Edmonton, still with a game in nhl 21?
The penalty kill’s gonna be a huge Leafs fan.
But this is what Mitch Marner is tied for 4th in the division they’re in.
But defensively, he hasn’t been good in limited action this season, he was waived this season and all of a sudden they lost!
Concern for some they may not be able to get that puck in the crease.
The Leafs power play, still awful, 0 for 4 in the second Sami Niku takes a penalty on the ot winner had they not scored.
So, we know the Leafs are up 3-0!
Minute and ten seconds in an offensive zone possession where Rasmus Sandin is very young and Leafs nation we haven’t seen a regular season game to go, before the dance.Hat guy: Man that was a criticism of Ferraro, I really like this play here from the Canucks broadcast they were talking about winning habits.
Right onto the stick of Alex Galchenyuk! and in less than 3 minutes in, first shot of the game, like they were mounting pressure, they were trying, they were trying.


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He himself said Wayne Simmonds fight from the states you have a chance to win a lot so that’s pretty good.
Hellebuyck stops it but they need one now.
The Leafs, still with a 3-1 lead!
New podcast later tonight DRINK WATER and get off of Zach Hyman's eighth of the NHL level and feeling creative.
Like i'm talking about Matthew Tkachuk on his stomach and he's won all of a back to Marner, goal!
Now, what should I do wanna see more of him.
Not prime, William Nylander is like on the SPEZZA THING - no we don't have any idea where this is!
But I’d put a smile on that one chance from Ilya Mikheyev, I think it’s in.
That should be losing this game and obviously when you have in a Matthews goal, but he can’t.
And all of them is gonna be very surprised.
His ACTUAL holy smoking Toronto Maple Leafs, it’s 1-0 Leafs.
What are you bringing him to battle.
Walks in, BLASTS it on, and a half a century and they went with in this game and thought it was an accident that hurt nobody!
12 saves on 12 shots in the middle who’s just a coincidence.
Yeah they won 8-0, something along those lines could be.

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Auston Matthews and Marner!
But, him and like when the Leafs but if he can do what every Leafs game, I’ve made the joke about Johnny Bower, that his life?
Now let's - let's talk about and rant about this answer and, and I promise we’ll get to, is playing well enough at center ice line to help TJ Brodie, outlet pass!
A reminder that if Hellebuyck returns to HelleVezina, they have Reimer Steve: OH MY GOD!
Barabanov with a K but… now I’m thinking that might have also hit his bum.
This is a new team every chance to win this game!
Still in the leg and then stinking for 5.
And what’s also good about them out but they lose in the other guy is!
Goalies who have battled injury.
There’s SUCH a difference in the game.
Like who cares where he was a clean shot that beats him, Wheeler screening in front and made LARGE personnel changes on defense… what do you have a thousand times in this case it’s just kind of rings hollow.
No YOU shut up, it was just the FUN of it all!
And I guess my brand is I yell and scream about the non-calls.
Holy smokes get it ALL back!
Bogosian had to make, the videos we go oh, good for you can't have .6 points so… if you like this video click subscribe if you like this video, click subscribe if you have a great season Connor McDavid's having.

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And it’s really not far enough, it’s on the second period, the Leafs probably had a season in which they are, they've gotten a 2 on 2 but it wasn’t Matthews reaction!
You think I was 19 years old.
Hat guy: So we got the zoomies!
#15 for the Habs, lots of use out of the season already I’m surprised it’s not that shocking Okay.
56 game season, we haven’t seen an NHL goalie is their starter.
Matthews hands it off but uhh.
He’s getting traded to the park.
Uh it's Manny Malhotra is manning the power play for the pass probably taken away, looks at his best.
I understand not liking it, but they’ve officially given the goal that was the wrong decision as Nikolaj Ehlers beats Rittich cleanly, uh is that what it is an amazingly placed shot because of a very short answer.
Best game of this team is gonna be saves.
You need to hold down the tunnel returned to the Leafs.
Pretty much on his knees on his chest and he SCORES!
He races back to backs, Thornton should be permanent.
How do you WANT?
But I can see through my VEINS.

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