frankly.py

#! /usr/bin/env python3

import random
random.seed()

def frankly():
    words = ['frank', 'dear', 'give', 'damn']
    random.shuffle(words)
    words[0] = words[0].capitalize()
    return "{}ly, my {}, I don't {} a {}!".format(*words)

if __name__ == '__main__':
    print(frankly())