Why, oh why, won't Microsoft implement nth-child in goddamn IE

fucking_ie.sass

// wouldn't this be lovely

#policus_services_descriptions
    +column(8)
    +last
    
    .headline
        +slug_text
        :color #{!dark_gray}
    
    .service_description
        +column(4)
        :height 300px
        
        &nth-child(2n+1)
            +last

        .service_heading
            :display inline-block
            +section_text
            :color #{!policus_red}
            

// but no, Microsoft is too busy adding stupid fucking ribbons to their interfaces; so I'm forced to do this

#policus_services_descriptions
    +column(8)
    +last
    
    .headline
        +slug_text
        :color #{!dark_gray}
    
    .service_description
        +column(4)
        :height 300px
        
        .service_heading
            :display inline-block
            +section_text
            :color #{!policus_red}
            
        #development_service_description, #strategy_service_description
            +last