Win98's source code

gistfile1.txt

  /*
    * TOP SECRET Microsoft® Code
    * Project: ItsReallyChicagoEvenThoughWeSayOtherwise™
    * Projected release-date: Summer 1998
    */
    
    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "mac os 9.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "viruses.h"
    #include "8762234555_Funny_ERRORmsg"
    #define INSTALL VERYHARD
    
    char make_prog_look_big[16000000];
    
    void main()
    {
        if (detect_cache())
            disable_cache();
                 
        if (fast_cpu())
        {
            set_wait_states(lots);
            mouse.setSpeed(very_slow);
            mouse.setAction(jumpy);
            mouse.setReaction(RANDOM);
            mouse.setFuckUps(RANDOM);
        }
        
        while(!CRASHED)
        {
            display_copyright_message();
            display_BSOD_loop();
            do_nothing_loop();
            if (first_time_installation)
            {
                make_1_megabyte_swapfile();
                do_nothing_loop();
                totally_screw_up_EXT2_file_system();
                Screw_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
                kill_loads_of_penguins_and_fuck_up_linux(NULL);
                hang_system();
            }
            write_something(bill_gates_msg_to_your_mother);
            display_copyright_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            do_some_stuff();
            if (still_not_crashed)
            {
                display_copyright_message();
                do_nothing_loop();
                basically_run_windows_3.1();
                do_nothing_loop();
                do_nothing_loop();
            }
        }
       
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
       printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows XP"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows Vista"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 7"); */
       
       if (system_ok())
           crash(to_dos_prompt);
       else
           system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
       
       while(something)
       {
           printf("Insert Windows 98 install CD into CD-ROM drive!")
           sleep(5);
           get_user_input();
           sleep(5);
           act_on_user_input();
           sleep(5);
           annoy_user();
       }
       
       if (still_not_annoyed)
       {
           create_system_backup();
           hang_system();
       }
       if (create_system_backup)
       {
           create_system_backup();
           randomize_backup_file();
       }
       
       create_general_protection_fault();
       
       while (keyboard_status == notpresent)
       {
            printf("Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.");
       }
   }

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