DoJunior.rb

subjects = [
  "Youre", 
  "Your dad is", 
  "Your lightbulb is",
  "Your Mum is",
  "You have no friends and youre",
  "I dont mean to be rude, but youre"
]

severities = [
  "really",
   "quite",
    "amazingly",
    "kind of",
    "extremely",
    "very", 
    "sort of",
    "slightly"
     ]

insults = [
  "smelly",
  "dodgy",
  "ugly",
  "retarded",
  "stupid",
  "boring",
  "lazy"
]


subject = subjects.sample
insult = insults.sample
severity = severities.sample

string = "#{subject} #{severity} #{insult}"

puts string
exec("say #{string}")