Node.js demo app thing

wut.coffee

###
# Learning some Node/Express/Coffeescript :>
###

http = require 'http'

nouns = [
  'ali', 'pranav', 'wylie', 'spencer',
  'dnb', 'cba', 'thang', 'DDS', 'leebot'
]

adjectives = [
  'smelly', 'awesome', 'in need of a rewrite',
  'lazy', 'inefficient', 'radiant'
]

random = (array) ->
  index = Math.floor(Math.random()*array.length)
  array[index]

http.createServer((req, res) ->
  noun = random nouns
  adjective = random adjectives
  sentence = noun + ' is ' + adjective
  res.writeHead 200, {'Content-Type': 'text/plain'}
  res.end sentence
).listen 3000

console.log 'You should hit up 0.0.0.0:3000'

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