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thumbs.alunny.js

(function(window, document, notDefined) {

    /**
     * Do not use thumbs.js on touch-enabled devices
     */
    if (document.ontouchstart!=notDefined) return;

    /**
     * Map touch events to mouse events
     */
    var eventMap = {
        'mousedown': 'touchstart',
        'mouseup':   'touchend',
        'mousemove': 'touchmove'
    }, key, eventObject;

    /**
     * Fire touch events
     *
     * Monitor mouse events and fire a touch event on the
     * object broadcasting the mouse event. This approach
     * likely has poorer performance than hijacking addEventListener
     * but it is a little more browser friendly.
     */
    for (key in eventMap) {
        document.addEventListener(key, function(e) {
            e.target.dispatchEvent(createTouchEvent(eventMap[e.type], e));
        }, 0);
    }

    /**
     * Utility function to create a touch event.
     *
     * @param  name  {String} of the event
     * @return event {Object}
     */
    function createTouchEvent(name, e) {
        eventObject = document.createEvent('MouseEvents');

        eventObject.initMouseEvent(
            name,
            e.cancelBubble,
            e.cancelable,
            e.view,
            e.detail,
            e.screenX,
            e.screenY,
            e.clientX,
            e.clientY,
            e.ctrlKey,
            e.altKey,
            e.shiftKey,
            e.metaKey,
            e.button,
            e.relatedTarget
        );

        return eventObject;
    };

})(window, document);