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| I had a problem, so I decided to use regexes. Now I have two problems. | |
| I had a problem, so I decided to use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory. | |
| I had a problem, so I decided to use multithreading. Now problems I two have. | |
| I had a problem, so I decided to use divide and conquer. Now I have two half-problems. | |
| I had a problem, so I decided to use C. Now I hSEGMENTATION FAULT | |
| I had a problem, so I decided to use Lisp. Now (have I (cons 'problem 'problem)). | |
| I had a problem, so I decided to use SQL. Now SELECT COUNT(*) FROM problems = 2. | |
| I had a problem, so I decided to use Haskell. Now I have a monoidal problem in the category of endofunctors. | |
| I had a problem, so I decided to throw it into a strong acid. Now I finally have a solution! |
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Collection of stuff I saw on the Web. Saving it here because we all need to know this. Thanks to those who share.