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If I hardforked: a doxxing of Satoshi Nakamoto

By Andrew Miller

If I hardforked would he mine it. Would he mine it if I forked it. 
Would he mine it would Satoshi would Satoshi would would he mine it. 
If Satoshi if I hardforked if I hardforked if Satoshi. 
Would he mine it if I forked it if I hardforked if Satoshi. 
Would he mine it if Satoshi if Satoshi if I softforked. 
If I hardforked if Satoshi if Satoshi if I softforked. 
If I softforked would he mine it would he mine it if I hardforked. 

Now.
Not now.
One month.
Now.

Exactly two megabytes.
Blocks are full for it.
Locked in at two megabytes.
Miners signal ready for it.
Exactly two megabytes.

Miners mine and verify so do nodes. 
Miners mine and miners and nodes miners mine and 
miners and nodes and so miners and nodes miners mine 
and so miners mine and miners and nodes. And so miners 
mine and nodes and full nodes. And full nodes and 
nodes and nodes and full nodes.

Verify validity to validate verification the 
valid validation as valid as a verification, valid as 
validating, veritably validating, valid in 
verifiability validly a verification, 
validly and verifiably. 
For this is so, because. 

Now randomly broadcast at all, 
now randomly broadcast at all, 
now randomly broadcast at all.
Buffer, cache and store, 
randomly broadcast at all.

I hash hash.
As a digest of it.

Who signed first. Satoshi the first.
Finney signed too, signing signing too, who signs 
there, as they sign they share, who shares all,
Lite clients SPV archival SPV or full.

INV TX INV TX. INV and INV and HEADER and BLOCK.

Who mined first, Satoshi at first.
Who mined first, Satoshi the first.
Who mined first, Satoshi first.

Scalability.
One megabyte must do.
One megabyte exactly.
Exactly one megabyte not two.
One megabyte exactly.
And one megabyte exactly.
One point seven’s almost two.
And one or two will do.
One megabyte and a witness is less than two.
Two megabytes exactly.
One point seven exactly.
Under four exactly.
Almost two exactly.
Efficiently.
And scalably.
Decentralized.
Schnorr schnorr schnorr schnorr and schnorr and 
schnorr and and schnorr and schnorr and schnorr 
and and as schnorr and schnorr. 
Segwit and as segwit, and as segwit and segwit, 
segwit and as schnorr and schnorr and as segwit 
and schnorr and schnorr and and schnorr and schnorr. 

Tumble wimble mimble mumble wumble.

As efficiently.
As scalability.
At scale.
Can scale.
Can scale.
Has scaled.
Has scaled.

Throughput.
Efficiency.
Decentralized.
As efficiently as decentralized.
Throughput and latency.
Exchange exchange exchange in exchange 
exchange change in exchange.
Sweep and make change.

XT. 
A fork. 
Classic. 
A fork. 
2X. 
The fork. 
2X.
The fork. 
Classic.
A fork. 
Classic. 
A fork. 
XT. 
A fork. 
Classic. 
A fork. 
Unlimited.
They cannot.
A post.
They cannot. 
They won’t.
They cannot.
They don’t.
They are an alt. 
Developers test.
Test fairly.
Test fairly well.
DoS attack.
DDoS attack.
Spam or intentionally.
Let us invest in cryptocurrencies. Cryptocurrencies.
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