Ruby DSL for one of my platformers which generates output like this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NKJrsMqVugU

a_noble_circle_stage.rb

# coding: utf-8
# NOTE: read from bottom to top
module Women
  def women
    {
      display_name: '≈≈≈ Women ≈≈≈',
      checkpoint: :women,
      stage: [
        'Unfortunately for Circle, he was cursed with many, many, sides.',
        page_66,
        { loc: '                  x             ', type: Triangle },
        { loc: '               x                ', type: CryingSquare },
        { loc: '                  x             ', type: Line },
        empty_row(3),
        'Sometimes, the newborn is cursed (yes, cursed) with an extra side.',
        page_66,
        'After a very short gestation period of 9π months (about 848.23001 days), a new polygon is born.',
        image_spacer,
        { loc: '                  x             ', type: TriangleLine },
        image('img_love.jpg'),
        empty_row(3),
        'A visual. For the sake of brevity.',
        page_66,
        "the woman ends up 'wrapped around' as opposed to 'on top' her mate.",
        page_66,
        "ahem... let's just say...",
        page_66,
        'If (through a very, very, careful courting process) the woman likes the man... they...',
        page_full,
        "Why of course you'd be curious about how Flatlanders copulate wouldn't you?",
        page_66,
        "",
        checkpoint,
        '≈≈≈ With Regards to Mating ≈≈≈',
        image_spacer,
        image('img_burn.jpg'),
        empty_row(1),
        'In Flatland, there are no burials, for (again) there is no "down".',
        page_66,
        'The severed bodies of the attackers will be burned of course.',
        page_66,
        empty_row(10),
        zoom,
        { loc: '                  x             ', type: MurderScene },
        empty_row(28),
        "Didn't end well for the foolish triangles.",
        checkpoint,
        page_33,
        empty_row(10),
        'Looks like a group of men attempted to assault a woman.',
        page_66,
        'Oh dear, is that a crime scene up ahead?',
        page_66,
        empty_row(25),
        image('img_no_height.jpg'),
        "But try to understand, my dear human, the concept of \"above\" doesn't exist in Flatland.",
        page_66,
        'You can see the women of Flatland of course, because you are looking at them from "above".',
        image_spacer,
        image('img_spin_line.jpg'),
        'If the male continues the approach, and the woman feels threatened... she begins to spin. Which makes her very, very dangerous.',
        page_33,
        image_spacer,
        image('img_sohcahtoa.jpg'),
        empty_row(2),
        "They (given their mathematical prowess) make their one-dimensional bodies invisible to the gawking male.",
        page_full,
        "You see.... women of Flatland must study trigonometry starting from a very young age.",
        page_full,
        "Once a man gets closer. As a very stern warning, the women \"sings out\", then begin to move with the man's perspective.",
        page_33,
        checkpoint,
        { loc: '                    x             ', type: Line, kia: true },
        { loc: 'x                                x', type: Line },
        { loc: '                x                 ', type: Line, kia: true },
        { loc: 'x                                x', type: Line },
        { loc: '            x                     ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                 x', type: Line, kia: true },
        empty_row(3),
        'Out of courtesy, women move slowly if a man is far away.',
        page_33,
        checkpoint,
        'When I say they are one dimensional, I mean that they only have length. No width. And certainly no height (we are in Flatland of course).',
        page_33,
        empty_row(15),
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers, kia: true },
        { loc: 'x                                ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '        x        x               ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                x', type: Dancers, kia: true },
        { loc: '  x                              ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '        x                        ', type: Dancers, kia: true },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                x', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '    x                            ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                 ' },
        { loc: '                    x         x  ', type: Dancers, kia: true },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers, kia: true },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                 x               ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                            x    ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                        x       x', type: Dancers, kia: true },
        { loc: '  x                              ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '        x                        ', type: Dancers, kia: true },
        { loc: '                                 ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                x', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '    x                            ', type: Dancers },
        { loc: '                                 ' },
        { loc: '                    x         x  ', type: Dancers, kia: true },
        empty_row(3),
        image('img_disco.jpg'),
        'They are quite fabulous at parties actually.',
        checkpoint,
        page_33,
        "Now now, I don't mean they have one dimensional personalities.",
        empty_row(15),
        block_locations([:ww, :nw, :w, :n, :e, :ne, :ee], with: Line),
        empty_row(3),
        'You see... the women of Flatland are one dimensional.',
        page_66,
        checkpoint,
        actions([:e, :w, :n, :ne, :nw]),
        'Let me explain what just happened.',
        page_full,
        { loc: ' x  x  x  x   x  x  x   x   x      ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                   ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                   ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                   ', type: Line },
        { loc: '       x   x                       ', type: Line },
        { loc: '              x       x            ', type: Line },
        { loc: '      x           x       x   x   x', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                x  ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                   ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                   ', type: Line },
        { loc: ' x  x  x  x   x     x              ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                   ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                   ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                   ', type: Line },
        { loc: '                                   ', type: Line },
        page_10,
        page_10,
        page_10,
        "It's best not to take their slender presence lightly, for they are natural born assassins.",
        checkpoint,
        'Here are the women of this world.',
        page_66,
        "I'm glad your thirst for knowledge hasn't been quenched, yet.",
        page_66,
        'Still interested in learning about Flatland I see.',
        empty_row(2),
        actions([:e, :w, :n]),
        empty_row(2),
        '≈≈≈ Women ≈≈≈'
      ]
    }
  end
end