JARGON of the Day from http://www.jargon.net/

#01 JARGON of the Day from www.jargon.net

perl -Mojo -E 'say g("http://www.jargon.net/")->dom->at("font")->all_text'

#02 jargon.sh

#!/bin/bash

# usecase for the command above in my cron.daily directory


cp /etc/motd.default /etc/motd

jargon=$(perl -Mojo -E 'say g("http://www.jargon.net/")->dom->at("font")->all_text')
speech="$(echo 'mooo... This is the Jargon of the day:')
$(echo $jargon)"
/usr/games/cowsay $speech >> /etc/motd

#03 Result:

(00:00) andreas@[laptop] ~ $> ssh some.box.com
Enter password: 

The programs included with the Debian GNU/Linux system are free software;
the exact distribution terms for each program are described in the
individual files in /usr/share/doc/*/copyright.

Debian GNU/Linux comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, to the extent
permitted by applicable law.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
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/ mooo... This is the Jargon of the day:  \                                                                                                                                                                                                    
| infinite /adj./ Consisting of a large   |                                                                                                                                                                                                    
| number of objects; extreme. Used very   |                                                                                                                                                                                                    
| loosely as in: "This program produces   |                                                                                                                                                                                                    
| infinite garbage." "He is an infinite   |                                                                                                                                                                                                    
| loser." The word most likely to follow  |                                                                           
| `infinite', though, is hair. (It has    |                                                                           
| been pointed out that fractals are an   |                                                                           
| excellent example of infinite hair.)    |                                                                           
| These uses are abuses of the word's     |                                                                           
| mathematical meaning. The term          |                                                                           
| `semi-infinite', denoting an            |                                                                           
| immoderately large amount of some       |                                                                           
| resource, is also heard. "This compiler |                                                                           
| is taking a semi-infinite amount of     |                                                                           
| time to optimize my program." See also  |                                                                           
\ semi.                                   /                                                                           
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(00:02) andreas@[some.box.com] ~ $>