Bond Film Title Generator

bond-film-generator.js

const fetch = require('node-fetch'),
	cheerio = require('cheerio');

fetch('https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English-language_idioms')
	.then(res => res.text())
	.then(html => cheerio.load(html))
	.then($ => {
		const t = $('#mw-content-text .wikitable.sortable td:first-child');
		for (let i = 0; i < 50; ++i) {
			const words = $(t[rnd(t)]).text().split(' '),
				r = Math.random();
			if (r < 0.525) raw('die');
			if (r > 0.475) raw('gold');
			console.log(words.map(w => w.replace(/^./, x => x.toUpperCase())).join(' '));
			function raw(w) { words[rnd(words)] = w; }
		}
	});

function rnd(a) { return Math.floor(Math.random() * a.length); }